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Giant hydraulic robot arms that manually mate pandas.

Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 9 comments

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anne-alsey@reddit

instant extinction. and then we have to explain that one to all the future generations too you're gonma be like the guy who ate the last dodo
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Ghost_Turd@reddit

Homie doesn't get it up because of stressful surroundings. I could totally see how being suddenly grabbed by a giant mechanical hand and dry humped against a terrified female would help set the mood.
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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

If they ever want to get down they'll figure it out.
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TheSagelyOne@reddit

"Beep boop! Now kiss!"
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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Kith
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TerrapinMagus@reddit

Oops, we calibrates the robots wrong. The pandas have become a singular mass of squished black and white fur.
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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

The engineers will practice with something less endangered.
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XROOR@reddit

Based on the location of *ALL* native pandas: It will be on sale on Temu
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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

If you're going to use it on wild pandas you will need giant spider robots with legs taller than the tree line to walk around and grab them.
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