Giant hydraulic robot arms that manually mate pandas. Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 9 comments
[-] anne-alsey@reddit instant extinction. and then we have to explain that one to all the future generations too you're gonma be like the guy who ate the last dodo Reply Submit
[-] Ghost_Turd@reddit Homie doesn't get it up because of stressful surroundings. I could totally see how being suddenly grabbed by a giant mechanical hand and dry humped against a terrified female would help set the mood. Reply Submit [-] I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP) If they ever want to get down they'll figure it out. Reply Submit
[-] TheSagelyOne@reddit "Beep boop! Now kiss!" Reply Submit [-] I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP) Kith Reply Submit
[-] TerrapinMagus@reddit Oops, we calibrates the robots wrong. The pandas have become a singular mass of squished black and white fur. Reply Submit [-] I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP) The engineers will practice with something less endangered. Reply Submit
[-] I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP) The engineers will practice with something less endangered. Reply Submit
[-] XROOR@reddit Based on the location of *ALL* native pandas: It will be on sale on Temu Reply Submit [-] I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP) If you're going to use it on wild pandas you will need giant spider robots with legs taller than the tree line to walk around and grab them. Reply Submit
[-] I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP) If you're going to use it on wild pandas you will need giant spider robots with legs taller than the tree line to walk around and grab them. Reply Submit
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