A bar of soap shaped like a stick of butter. And you have a shower knife you use to cut pieces off to wash with by spreading them on a sponge that looks like a biscuit.

This is the crazy idea sub. There is nothing crazy about this. It makes perfect sense to me, #buttersoapbiscuit. Fr I'd buy as long as it was natural soap. I like real butter. And real soap.

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ground__contro1@reddit

And real knives

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paperhanddreamer@reddit

Now THAT"S crazy.

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jellifercuz@reddit

All the butters: shea butter, cocoa butter, buttermilk and butter butter!

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rarescenarios@reddit

But what if I accidentally get my soap stick confused with my shower butter?

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Excellent question. Presumably the makers of this will get sued when a senile old person eats it.

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rarescenarios@reddit

senile old person

Thanks for noticing, it's nice to feel seen.

Senile or not I don't need or want that much soap inside me.

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Da12khawk@reddit

How much soap do you want inside?

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rarescenarios@reddit

A normal amount, like all my fellow normal Earth humans have.

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intensive-porpoise@reddit

And shaving cream in a whipped cream dispenser! And shampoo in honey bear bottles! And a toaster!

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lazylion_ca@reddit

This is not a bad novelty idea. You'd sell a few.

You could also make a corn cob shape sponge that you roll in the butter shaped soap.

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_fly-on-the-wall_@reddit

sounds fun, too fun...

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_fly-on-the-wall_@reddit

i like it

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parkersdadguy@reddit

As long as your poop knife is clean...

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010011010110010101@reddit

I was willing to play along until I got to “shower knife” and “a sponge that looks like a biscuit”

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houseDJ1042@reddit

But then I’d mix up my soap knife with my poop knife and then I’d be in a pickle

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PM_ME_WUTEVER@reddit

fuck, i wish i came up with this idea

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charles_97@reddit

I came across this sub reddit and your post is the first I read here, I joined instantly

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Mr_Saturn1@reddit

If your bathroom already has a poof knife your halfway there!

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cpt_ugh@reddit

This will go great with my bright red and bold yellow squeezable shower jells. We should team up.

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LobsterDoctor@reddit

You're idea is pretty cool, but I'm here for the shower knife. Hell yeah!

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BargerianJade@reddit

Make the sponge a waffle, then you can add the sliced butter soap and/or pour on the maple syrup liquid body wash

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bobthompson1864@reddit

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.

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pm_ur_duck_pics@reddit

Double duty for the poop knife.

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Frequent_Cat10@reddit

I hope your not in prison or your biscuit is about to get buttered.

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420FriendlyStranger@reddit

Better yet, make butter in the shape of soap, and grab it like you would a bar of soap and spread it on your toast.

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misterchief117@reddit

This isn't really a crazy idea. A crazy idea would be using the butter itself as soap in the shower.

I do like the way you think though.

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