A machine that liquefies old and unwanted pets and uses the liquid to 3D print new pets.

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Skyducky@reddit

All fun in games till a certain state alchemist wants to renew his license.

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Aniso3d@reddit

What could possibly go wrong?!

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

A kink in the slurry hose.

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nrith@reddit

This sounds like the title of a horror short story.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

It totally does.

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_JustThisOne_@reddit

We can fix that with a firmer hose in version 2.0 to sell more units

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PsychologicalTowel79@reddit

Just feed the old pets to their replacements. We can do that now.

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nrith@reddit

So the poultry industry?

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Oh, look at Mr fancy pants here. With his replacement pets that aren't made out of liquefied former pets.

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PsychologicalTowel79@reddit

They could be liquefied. Maybe the new pets appreciate a smoothie?

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Ban2u@reddit

Yeah, but then you end up with only the material to make more unwanted pets, since you can't make a golden retriever with derpy pug juice.

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Riptide360@reddit

Are these 3D printed plastic "pets"?

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

No. They are printed out of the liquefied remains of animals.

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Riptide360@reddit

Probably letting pets breed and make miniature versions is going to work better for you.

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essensiedashuhn@reddit

No one told you how babies are made yet, huh?

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

These are pets, not babies. Having a pet baby sounds really illegal.

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andthomp85@reddit

Legalize it!

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quigongingerbreadman@reddit

Pets procreate the same way... In case you didn't get it yet, most animals procreate by the male secreting basically liquidized them onto a female's egg.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Well that will become obsolete with this machine.

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Big_Z_Beeblebrox@reddit

That machine is deoxyribonucleic acid. It's a chemical machine. It drives the exact processes you've described throughout nature.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

I was imagining some sort of blender like device on the top.

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Hot-Win2571@reddit

Yes. Teeth, stomach.

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NaiveZest@reddit

Do they have to be alive?!?!

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

No. The machine will come with a mercy mallet.

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Infamous-Arm3955@reddit

Huh. Recycling. Does it have to be cats to cats or can you liquify say 18 hamsters to print a cat?

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Anything to anything. The mass just has to match. Don't run out partway through a pet.

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capnlatenight@reddit

This assumes that both pets are approximately the same size? Infinite meat glitch otherwise.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

No, the goo can be made into whatever. You don't need to use exactly one pet to make another pet. Like you could turn a horse into a thousand hamsters or something.

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capnlatenight@reddit

I was thinking the other way - turn a rodent of any fast-breeding into a cow. Infinite meat glitch.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

You would need many many rodents to make a cow.

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otkabdl@reddit

That reminds me of those old toy ovens where you put goo in a mold and "cooked" it and you had new pet bug

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Creepy Kitties.

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pastramilurker@reddit

If we're going to do printed pets I feel a lot of people are going to ask for a Pikachu or a miniature poney and it's going to be a messy, conformist mess like we already have with Labubus.

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