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A petting zoo of exotic animals but it's safe because it's the animals who have become obese and institutionalized at regular zoos.

Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 8 comments

They have no fight left. They gived up.

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Highmassive@reddit

I too have gived up
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Obviouslybroken@reddit

Once wild, now softened into silence
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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

"This is a leopard. They climb trees while carrying entire deer bodies up with them. Not this one though."
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Obviouslybroken@reddit

This leopard wants a McDonalds
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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

"We left a wrapper on a cheeseburger once and he just cried until we took it off. ... ... ... This zoo is primarily funded by a company developing feline blood pressure and cholesterol medication for geriatric housecats."
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P1zzaman@reddit

The leopard can haz cheeseburger
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Obviouslybroken@reddit

Even cheeseburgers cry under big pharma’s gaze.
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sam99871@reddit

Just like the people petting them.
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