P1zzaman

• Randomize holiday dates each year

  Posted by P1zzaman@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 11 comments

• Pre-peeled sheep

  Posted by P1zzaman@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 6 comments

• Rename salmonella because it upsets salmons

  Posted by P1zzaman@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 34 comments

• Carry around puffed up batteries as kindling

  Posted by P1zzaman@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 15 comments

• One long continuous piece of tooth instead of multiple smaller teeth

  Posted by P1zzaman@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 6 comments

• Give software pirates flintlock pistols (by mail)

  Posted by P1zzaman@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 10 comments