Given how horribly inhumane they are, for glue traps to be legal they should be required to include a tiny captive bolt gun to put the mice out of their misery.

Alright, bud. I’m not sure why it’s so difficult for you to acknowledge you can make a choice to handle pest more ethically than not. Idk what you’ve got going on or what ego you’ve got that restrains you from a simple ethical decision, but whatever. I hope when given the opportunity you would choose an ethical option over a non-ethical one. Should be a no brainer, *even if* the ethical option is a slight inconvenience for you, is that inconvenience not worth minimizing the suffering an animal experiences? Would you want a larger or more intelligent being to choose a tortuous or painless death for *you* if it viewed you as a pest? Does framing it in that question help?  Just blows my mind it’s so difficult to acknowledge a person should opt for a painless death for something over a suffering one when given the choice, even if it’s a slight inconvenience to you. I can’t see any rational for not doing so other than cruelty. Hope you can learn to minimize pain and suffering in your life when possible. And for your own sake I’d pray karma or hell isn’t real if you’re really out there choosing to inflict suffering when you could choose not to (again assuming you’re not just an edgy kid trying to make some dark edgy internet comments).