A charity funded by defense contractors where mastectomied breast cancer survivors are given prosthetic boobs that shoot lasers out of the nipples.
Posted by I_might_be_weasel@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 9 comments
Creative-Air-6463@reddit
No this would be too confusing for men 🤣 they want to wear them so bad
Von_Moistus@reddit
I thought that my wife should get an implant that’s actually a 40 PB storage medium with a USB port that you access by pushing on the fake nipple. But she said that she’d never be able to get an MRI again.
Frickin’ women, bringing logic into it.
MeasurementFalse7591@reddit
Machine gun jubblies, how did i miss those?
I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)
It's called foreplay, Austin.
XROOR@reddit
Make the temperature of the lasers the same heat needed to make kefir
AttentionNo6359@reddit
This was literally the plot of the first Austin Powers movie.
P1zzaman@reddit
I think they should also have projectile based boobs because a bad person can cover themselves in tin foil to reflect the boob lasers back.
GarageIndependent114@reddit
Its spokeswoman is Katy Perry.
Dry_System9339@reddit
It's rare to see women of this caliber