BillyWhizz09

How could the farmer not have been able to pay him back? Did he have no money at all? Or couldn’t he have sold some of his harvest to get the money back to pay him?

2 men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.

Posted by Opposite_Cold8616@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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BillyWhizz09@reddit

The bartender watched it all and didn’t warn him?

Starting tomorrow everybody is the size of ants.

Posted by Infamous-Arm3955@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 33 comments

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Sell Reddit to elon musk for 50 billion but the next day just start a new Reddit, invite all the old users and the original Reddit will be worthless.

Posted by atom644@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 59 comments

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Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.

Posted by Centurianmacro@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 43 comments

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BillyWhizz09@reddit

Maybe the joke could be “everyone told him he couldn’t keep being a composer after becoming deaf”

Put a clock on everyone's forehead that shows how long it's been since the last time they pooped

Posted by pragmojo@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 40 comments

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BillyWhizz09@reddit

Me standing in front of someone staring at them as they watch my counter resets to 0

A German and a Dutch man in a train

Posted by bum-ditty@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 42 comments

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A German and a Dutch man in a train

Posted by bum-ditty@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 42 comments

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[old joke I know] How to clean your cat

Posted by duck_butter@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments

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BillyWhizz09@reddit

They also left out to open the front door so the cat can dry itself outside

A guy finds an old lamp and rubs it. Of course a genie appears and grants the guy three wishes.

Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 103 comments

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BillyWhizz09@reddit

Man: No I didn’t know that! Can I start again? Lawyer: No. That’ll be $1000

Flavoured toe nail polish

Posted by unique_force@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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What’s one “crazy” idea you had that later turned out to be genius?

Posted by Alex_davis1@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 68 comments

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BillyWhizz09@reddit

Kids eating dirt can actually be healthy for them, it boosts their immune system

American pop music should be named "A-pop"

Posted by flopsyplum@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 24 comments

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A farmer was visited by inspectors

Posted by Fresh-Heat7944@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 92 comments

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Need some doctor or medical jokes.

Posted by Booman_aus@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 65 comments

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A man goes running into a clinic shouting and screaming in pain. "Please doctor! You've got to help me! I've been stung by a bee!" The doctor says reassuringly, "Don't worry, I'll put some cream on it." "You'll never find that bee. It must be miles away by now." "No, you don't understand." answers the doctor. "I'll put some cream on the place you were stung." "Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house." "No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated. "I mean, where on your body did that bee sting you?" "On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts." "Which one?" the doctor asked. "How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!"