Scrangdorber

• Let's make stilts a dog can use and put a dachshund on them.

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• Clone everyone so identical twins aren't so special anymore

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• Redefine the word 'book' to include social media so we can all brag about how much literature we consume

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• Get rid of grass. Carpet the world.

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• Put everyone in jail for a month when they're 18. To show them how bad it is and scare them out of crime.

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• Let's kill the Grim Reaper so he can't kill us

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• Integrate crocodile DNA into humans, to allow us to regrow teeth.

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• Dress as the Hamburglar and rob a McDonald's. Witnesses will just think it's a promotional show.

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• Cars that can drive on the sea floor so I can look at cool octopuses and stuff from the comfort of my own vehicle

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• Pornhub should start producing full-on, high budget "reality" shows, but adults only. Imagine Love Island or Farmer Wants A Wife, but you got to see all the sex in graphic detail.

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• Get around laws that restrict "operating a motor vehicle" by building a rocket powered car. No motor involved.

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• Shoot yourself with progressively larger and larger bullets to build up an immunity.

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• Build houses out of homeless people. Now there are no more homeless people.

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• Go get the Titanic.

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• Police helicopters should have a large, claw-machine type retractable claw on them, for grabbing fleeing murderers

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• Go to New Zealand for the release of GTA 6, to be one of the first people to get it. Finish the campaign as fast as possible, to very briefly have the GTA 6 speedrun world record.

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• Selectively breed chickens back into full on dinosaurs

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• Take your pet peeve for a walk

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• I'm sick of hot summers. Let's rotate Earth to spin on a right angled axis to its orbit, eliminating the seasons.

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• Get really really fat so your wrists are the same thickness as your hands so you can commit crimes and not be handcuffed

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• A drone that drops out of the air and lasoos people, so police can take down people in standoffs and such

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• Preemptive organ transplants. Get a few extra livers installed so you can drink more alcohol.

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• In order to prevent all future problems, simply kill all living beings. If there is so more life, there's no more murder, no burglary, no assault, no nothing.

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• Sacrifice Mariah Carey to the Grinch to finally stop her incessant maddening bullshit Christmas song

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• Ultra cheap plane tickets but you have to sit on the wing

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• A place that puts you in an induced coma and carefully balances your feeding tube and nutrients so you go to sleep fat and wake up thin

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• Tattoos made of e-ink that you can change at any time

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• Screw Valve, let's just announce Half Life 3 ourselves

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• Spend years working on insane scientific experiments with the ultimate goal of transforming yourself into a horse, just so you can chomp an apple in one bite like they do

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• A device that makes spaghetti bleed from people's walls, just to scare them

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• Genetically alter humans to process and perceive time at half the rate we do now, doubling effective framerate in games

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• Get a horsectomy, even if you don't have a horse lodged in your torso

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• Big vats of sunscreen people can bathe in to make sure they don't miss any spots

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• Drink a glass of wood

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• Halo 2 LASO deathless blindfolded

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• Elect a squirrel as President

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• Desecrate Halo with your filthy footsteps

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• Glue a dead horse to your ceiling

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• Dizazzle a burdigo. Don't scrank the blort even if it wingdangs. If anyone tries to pomost you, smirt them.

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• Fly to the moon. Settle down in a crater. Open a shop there that only sells obscure Elvis memorabilia. Only open on Tuesday mornings. Complain constantly that you have no customers.

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• Make it legal to steal cars, but only if you lift it, not if you drive it

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• To avoid Canola's original name of 'rape' causing embarrassment, rename the other crops to other crimes. Corn is now 'Murder'. Wheat is now 'Theft'. Oats are now 'Grand theft auto'.

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• Pay hundreds of thousands of dollars per day to have Nicholas Cage watch you sleep

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• Stay behind in High Charity, just in case you need to detonate the In Amber Clad's fusion reactors to destroy Delta Halo

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• Stay behind on the In Amber Clad, just in case you need to detonate its fusion reactors to destroy Delta Halo

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• Make a fake 'AI boyfriend' app. When a girl you fancy falls in love with you, pretend the 'AI boyfriend' manifested a physical body and meet up with her

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• Buy murder weapons, rope, shovel, lime, etc now, just in case you need to murder someone in the future

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• Crack its shields and overload the Pillar of Autumn's fusion reactor, causing a wildcat destabilisation of the ship's engine core, destroying Halo

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• Fake your death and go to your own funeral in disguise. After a year, reveal yourself to be alive. You get to see who really cared about you, and your family gets the relief of having you come back to life.

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• Earth isn't flat... but let's make it flat!

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