Spend years working on insane scientific experiments with the ultimate goal of transforming yourself into a horse, just so you can chomp an apple in one bite like they do

Posted by Scrangdorber@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 12 comments

idk man it looks so satisfying and refreshing i think it would be worth it. I really want to be able to do this. https://youtu.be/GEUXFuXtvhk?si=0XODkcpAWTKsOjB2

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Liraeyn@reddit

I listened to part of a podcast like that once

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Liraeyn@reddit

I can't remember. Something about centaurites.

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Could you not just... Get a smaller apple? Shops here sell apples the size of small strawberries and I could definitely do one of those in one chomp. Or we're you looking forward to other aspects of being a horse, like point-to-point racing and the horse dancing that somehow made it to the Olympics?

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Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)

But the point is to do it to a full size apple. That being said, I'd love to try these tiny apples because I fear that may be the closest I'll ever get to achieving this goal in my lifetime. Never seen them tho and didn't know they existed. I'll keep an eye out.

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Occidentally20@reddit

They look like [this](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-m&q=strawberry%20apples#vhid=Of7vnFv9gRANjM&vssid=_rh4yaeGmAoy7seMPzfOviQg_40), and I haven't seen them outside of Asia so I don't know what's going on with them. With a fancy camera angle I bet we could put some hooves on you and have a dwarf feed you one and it would look convincingly like a full size apple.

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Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)

I love your enthusiasm <3 and even tho you've misunderstood the point of what I'm trying to achieve, I still love your contribution.

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Brandoncarsonart@reddit

I think I'd rather be a hippo and eat a whole watermelon in one bite. Now that looks refreshing. Like a big natural gusher.

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Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)

That would also be top

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Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)

I guess technically you only need to do your head? Could end up as some Bojack Horseman type creature and retain your fingers I guess.

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XROOR@reddit

I will do this so I can get sour apple flavoured ivermectin that comes in a massive plunger syringe

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ZachMudskipper@reddit

Look, I'm down for this sequel of Tusk is all i'm sayin'. Wallace could do with some friends