Integrate crocodile DNA into humans, to allow us to regrow teeth.
Posted by Scrangdorber@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 28 comments
This certainly won't result in the subjects turning into Spider-Man villain-type monsters or anything. What could go wrong?
ContributionEasy6513@reddit
There was a movie or few about why we shouldn't mess with dinosaur DNA!
This is what I would fear would happen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5TecOA4TKs
Exotic_Bill44@reddit
By crocodiles aren't dinosaurs. Not messing with dinosaur DNA technically just means avoiding GMO chickens.
Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)
I wish I hadn't clicked that.
Remarkable_Sorbet319@reddit
there's a chance that's a rickroll
Et_Crudites@reddit
We have the tech to do this, but the powerful denture lobby suppresses it.
CGCutter379@reddit
Big Teeth.
Remarkable_Sorbet319@reddit
r/lowstakesconspiracy
Vreas@reddit
Damn I was actually excited to sub to that one lol
Remarkable_Sorbet319@reddit
wait, that one i linked doesn't show up, but it's there i am in it.
r/lowstakesconspiracies might work
Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)
ugh, foiled again by Big Tooth
incubus-absolution@reddit
excuse you, they would obviously become batman villains, sheesh.
ThePython11010@reddit
Those who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. Bad news is we're postponing the test indefinitely. Good news is we have a better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Grab a rifle and follow the red line. You'll know when the test starts.
In_the_year_3535@reddit
Turns out there's already a drug in development to regrow teeth from Japan.
Right_Two_5737@reddit
In the interest of fairness, we should also give the crocodiles guns.
Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)
We could also do shark. Let people pick which animal they want to become a hybrid of.
Shot_in_the_dark777@reddit
Yes! We need real life Gawr Gura! Go for it!
Mircowaved-Duck@reddit
real lofe Gawr Gura before we get real life cat girls?
blockCoder2021@reddit
Have you seen Spider-Man? That’s why Curt Connors did, except it was lizard DBA for regrowing his hand. When taking that serum, he turned into a lizard man. Do you want people running around as crocodile men?
Mircowaved-Duck@reddit
Actually yes, since i was a child and saw the first lizard transformation!
GarageIndependent114@reddit
Or don't do that and just enable us to have milk teeth forever.
OlyScott@reddit
Crocodile Rock would become a huge thing, like the Rockabilly revival.
Acegonia@reddit
CrocRoc
Or.... Crockabilly.
XROOR@reddit
I want the bird to clean my teeth to be a yummy Cornish cross broiler, not that other bird that looks like it has no tasty meat!
Scrangdorber@reddit (OP)
He's grooming me!
Haloosa_Nation@reddit
Well science is actually pretty close to regrowing teeth in humans.
When it becomes available I’d let a few people go first though, in case one of the side effects is teeth don’t stop growing in.
Remarkable_Sorbet319@reddit
[unlocked teeth cancer]
RandomOnlinePerson99@reddit
No, with my luck the would grow backwards or some shit like that.
feel-the-avocado@reddit
Japanese scientists recently found the protein that triggers tooth growth with medications hopefully avaliable around 2030
The drug is called TRG-035 and they have begun human trials at kyoto university.