CarlosDoesTheWorld

• I read a study that said looking at your wife's breasts can add years to your life.

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• I lost a good amount of weight recently. My mom was like, ‘What’s your secret?’

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• I knew a girl who married a guy 45 years older than her. And I know what you are thinking, but it was love at first sight.

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• I met my fiancée as her realtor. And it really was love at first sight

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• I couldn’t go back to being a waiter. My knees couldn’t handle it.

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• I overheard this guy at the bar get emotional talking about ‘the one that got away.’ I thought he was talking about an ex-girlfriend.

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• This year, I decided that I wanted to be less sarcastic. When I told my fianceé, she told me one good way to do so would be for me to "pause and think before I speak."

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• I love when the weed store has holiday deals but sometimes they go too far. I went into a dispensary on 9/11 last year and the guy at the counter was like: “Never forget, dude..."

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• My friend told me his wife demanded he give her the D at least three times a week. I was so jealous.

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• My boss made me so mad I decided to kill him…PLOT TWIST: Kill him with kindness.

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• I had a boss once say to me that 'all Latinos are lazy.' As a Venezuelan I got so mad, I made an appointment to talk to HR first thing the next morning.

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• I had a boss once say to me that all Latinos are lazy and I got so mad, I made an appointment to talk to HR first thing the next morning.

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• Last year I got 3 promotions at work.

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• A friend of mine recently lost 25 pounds with one of these ‘miracle’ injections

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• I met my friend's grandma and she was such an old soul.

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• Before we dated I was actually my fianceé’s realtor.

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• I used to work with a guy who decided to get out there again and look for love at age 63.

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• All of my exes got married before me.

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• I recently went to an open casket funeral.

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• Working in the corporate world is just like working at a proctologist's office.

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• My dad used to always say “I’ll never have to worry, as long as I have social security.”

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• I once asked my mom what the dumbest thing she ever did.

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• People get really weird about breastfeeding in public. My mom said people used to give her the ugliest looks.

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• Here’s my warning about getting older: body hair becomes a real problem.

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• I used to feel proud when my fiancée showed off the ring I bought her.

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• My fiancée started using those all natural deodorants. And it’s been so great.

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• I heard the motivational quote, ‘If you’re not obsessed, you’re not successful.’ Which is such a great quote.

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• I've been trying to read more, this year.

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• My buddy served in the army. And I’ve found that talking to someone who served is a lot like talking to a hooker.

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• My buddy served in the army. And I’ve found talking to someone who served is a lot like talking to a hooker.

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• I have a brother that believes ‘if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything.’

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• I've always wanted to be a trophy husband.

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• My friend’s sister just had her 7th baby, which is wild to me. I remember when the first one was born, it took over 36 hours.

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• I've always wanted to write a prequel to the Vagina Monologue's titled, the 'Vagina Monologue's: First Blood.'

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• After my last breakup, I decided to get on the apps

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• My buddy served in the army, and I just found out he killed three people. Which is so scary.

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• My gay best friend told me it's really important not to eat before receiving anal sex.

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• My grandma said the secret to happiness was to start each day with a clean slate. She did it better than anyone I know

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• My grandma said to start each day with a clean slate. She did it better than anyone I know.

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• The other day my girlfriend told me she needed a laugh.

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• I gotta say, when raising me, my dad really broke the mold.

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• After 6 years of dating, my buddy’s girlfriend proposed to him this week.

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• When I was little, I had this super realistic dream that I could make things fly. It was so real I believed it until I was 12.

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• My uncle once told me: "If you love what you do, you'll never have to work a day in your life." And it's so true.

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• After a few years in America my dad got a job at this company. It paid well but every day he came home pissed. So I asked him, ‘If that job makes you so mad, why do you still work there?

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• After a few years in America my dad finally got at this company. It paid well but every day he came home pissed. So I asked him, ‘If that job makes you so mad, why do you still work there?

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• My fiancée makes more money than me. Some find making less money than their partner emasculating but I really don’t. I still wear the pants in my relationship!

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• As a light skinned Latino, I still experience racism. It just takes longer.

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• My girlfriend switched to a natural deodorant. It’s great!

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• One year, for my birthday, my dad took me to one of those restaurants where kids under 10 eat for free. Right before we walked in, he goes, 'Remember. You're 9 today.' I panicked. Ten seconds later, the hostess asks, 'And how old are you, birthday boy?' I blurted out, 'Twelve!' My dad was so mad.

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