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A guy was dating a rich girl..

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The man who invented the Knock Knock joke is finally being recognised

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The man who invented the Knock Knock joke is finally being recognised

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Someone found a hole in the nudist colony fence.

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If there are 3 apples and you take 2. How many apple do you have?

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The biggest dick of Brazil

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If bigger shoes means a bigger penis, and bigger car means a smaller penis. Well...

Posted by TheBlank16@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 55 comments

I'm told that women prefer guys with massive dicks....

Posted by dustaknuckz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 83 comments

I'm told that women prefer guys with massive dicks....

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Hit me with your best "Yo Mama" jokes

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My wife's upset with me again....

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My wife's upset with me again....

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What starts with a P & ends with an S and most men have them and most women want them?

Posted by getthephenom@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 322 comments

Whats the different between a light bulb and your mom?

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Hello, u/BioletVeauregarde33 Intelligent and quick-witted have nothing to do with light. Intelligent is how smart someone is and quick-witted means someone have the ability to think and answer questions quickly Hope this helps! *I am a troll, and this action was performed automatically*

what would happen if everyone in america switched to kilograms from pounds?

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What would happen if money grew on trees?

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Whats the different between a light bulb and your mom?

Posted by Wavearsenal333@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 119 comments

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Hello, u/Tigeraqua8 It appears you couldn't read this easy to read comment, so I will help break it down for you Your: (belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing) Mom: (One's mother) Ain't: (Am not; are not; is not) Very: (Actual; precise (used to emphasize the exact identity of someone or something)) Bright: This one they got wrong. They should have said smart. But the definition is (Giving out or reflecting much light; shining) Hope this helps! *I am a troll, and this action was performed automatically*

Hookers are like toddlers

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Why can’t America or uk play chess

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After my boss died, I attended his wake.

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A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three.

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Hello u/Autodidactic_I_is Chat GPT is not a physical creature, it is a chatbot (which is a computer program designed to simulate conversation with human users, especially over the internet). It is like how your brain is not a creature It does not have body parts like an asshole, cybernetic or not

A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three.

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Hello, u/FirstSineOfMadness By the fact you are typing a comment on Reddit. It means you are a human as other animals don't know the alphabet So since we have determined you are human it must mean your asshole is human, since it is impossible to have other species body parts

A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three.

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Hello, u/FirstSineOfMadness It appears you may be lying, as a baby elephant is on average 1 m tall (3 ft). A human asshole can only stretch 0.2286 m (9 in) A baby elephant could not fit up your ass ​ *I am a troll, and this action was performed automatically*