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My wife's upset with me again....

Posted by icecreamivan@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 30 comments

The other day we were nearing the end of our daily jog and she said "Do you fancy a race?" I said "Yeah, Asian. Great legs."

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Excellent-Platform59@reddit

HOLY SHT DUDE! Should've said black
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ngoniAk@reddit

The wife IS black
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--TastesLikeChicken-@reddit

Answer seems legit.
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Excellent-Platform59@reddit

L
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Gumbysfriend@reddit

While we were in bed I put a porno on..now she's mad. I shpuld have played one I wasn't in
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coolAhead@reddit

What kind of Asian?
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kublermdk@reddit

The sexy legs kind. In my experience that covers anything from Thai to Chinese, Vietnamese, Filipino.
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PetAsianWife002@reddit

…Japanese 🇯🇵
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R3b3l5cum@reddit

Dude in Bob Fosse hat knows which Asians have the best legs near
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RhodaDice@reddit

The kind with legs, even though they tend to be short legs.
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OverallVacation2324@reddit

Northern Asians are tall.
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Important_Dentist_78@reddit

Thai girls are perfect for those who love legs. Unlike other asians, they have 3 of em
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PetAsianWife002@reddit

🤣
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Accurate_Storm_7568@reddit

My wife apologised to me today for the first time ever in our relationship. She said that she was sorry that she ever married me…
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___HeyGFY___@reddit

This belongs on the "and that's how the fight started" list.
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Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit

Now do they have a number each or are they under one category?
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___HeyGFY___@reddit

I haven't seen many of them posted here, so I don't know. _____ My wife was standing in front of the mirror. She said, "I don't like what I see. I am completely out of shape. My boobs are sagging. My stomach is flabby. My butt is growing out of control. My hair looks hideous. I feel so gross." She looked at me and said, "I need you to say something positive about me." I told her, "Well, your eyesight is perfect." And that's how the fight started.
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harrygatto@reddit

I had a similar problem when my wife asked me which of her friends I'd like to have a threesome with. Apparently I was only supposed to give **one** name.
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icecreamivan@reddit (OP)

And neither were supposed to be her mum. 
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TheVeryFriendlyGiant@reddit

SO sweat that she considers her mum a friend
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TheVeryFriendlyGiant@reddit

Hold up
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dnkwait@reddit

😂
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MightyFountainPen@reddit

That would be one too many 😂
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Doyoulikeithere@reddit

Boy are you dumb or what? 😂
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harrygatto@reddit

Not as dumb as you it seems as I got 59 upvotes and you got 28 downvotes.
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DivinitySousVide@reddit

r/whoosh
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tomorrow509@reddit

I'm betting you beat her on that last leg home.
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BuckyTheBunny@reddit

After that she’ll never beat him again
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OverallVacation2324@reddit

He will have to beat himself
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bishslap@reddit

Savagely...
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