___HeyGFY___

• Last stop today

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• My girlfriend and I were curled up in bed the other night.

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• Spread axles on trailers

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• The guy who invented AutoCorrect passed away this morning.

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• I was planning on watching the latest episode of "Hoarders" tonight.

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• I bought my girlfriend a mood ring.

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• This is why pre-trip is important, boys and girls.

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• I asked my wife where she wanted to go for dinner.

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• Little known fact about Dick Van Dyke (no, not THAT one)…

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• I don't know if I shared this here or not. I made it a few years ago. Even as a local/regional B driver, I think it's still appropriate.

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• Horrible dock? Hold my fireball...

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• I bought my nephew a trampoline for Christmas.

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• Kia named their minivan the Carnival.

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• My New Year's resolution is to build a Velcro wall.

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• If you're feeling alone this holiday season, here's something to keep in mind.

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• A man came home from work...

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• A college psychology professor was giving a lecture on survival instincts.

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• A man in rural Pennsylvania runs into his local butcher shop at closing time the day before Thanksgiving.

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• I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself.

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• I recently went to a costume party with a dead skunk attached to the front of my underwear.

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• We used to have empires, run by emperors.

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• Five years after his wife passed away, 70-year-old Edgar married 28-year-old Jessica.

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• Robert, 85, married Jenny, 25.

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• A friend of mine died in a skydiving accident.

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• Dave and Melissa were dating for about three years, and they agreed that they wouldn't have sex until and unless they got married.

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• An old friend...

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• Samuel L Jackson was briefly considered for the lead role in Sister Act

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• A couple weeks ago, I went to watch a late late showing of a movie.

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• I bumped into a guy when I was walking past the courthouse today.

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• I opened up my refrigerator this morning and saw a rabbit.

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• $1.5 BILLION renovation and expansion plan, and they can't fix a dock plate

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• A husband and wife are discussing their last wishes.

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• Message from the National Football League

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• I'm sharing this advice because it worked for me.

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• I've been seeing this on pallets for almost 20 years. Any idea what it stood for before its current interpretation?

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• My dog ran out the door when I was getting the newspaper this morning.

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• My dog ran out the front door when I was getting the mail today.

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• Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.

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• The speeding biker

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• The easy part of curing erectile dysfunction is diet and exercise.

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• I heard that Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head

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• I had a brain scan done a few weeks ago, and I just got the results.

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• I realized that Mike Tyson isn't religious.

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• My neighbor got a vasectomy, and a few weeks later I noticed that his wife was pregnant.

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• A man is in the maternity ward of the hospital...

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• Day cab...apple juice, green tea, or piss?

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• A young man starts talking to a woman in a bar.

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• The Scotsman in America

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• A deaf girl jerked me off once.

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• I started dating a girl who weighed 180 pounds.

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