___HeyGFY___
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Last stop today
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My girlfriend and I were curled up in bed the other night.
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Spread axles on trailers
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The guy who invented AutoCorrect passed away this morning.
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I was planning on watching the latest episode of "Hoarders" tonight.
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I bought my girlfriend a mood ring.
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This is why pre-trip is important, boys and girls.
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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
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Little known fact about Dick Van Dyke (no, not THAT one)…
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I don't know if I shared this here or not. I made it a few years ago. Even as a local/regional B driver, I think it's still appropriate.
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Horrible dock? Hold my fireball...
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I bought my nephew a trampoline for Christmas.
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Kia named their minivan the Carnival.
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My New Year's resolution is to build a Velcro wall.
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If you're feeling alone this holiday season, here's something to keep in mind.
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A man came home from work...
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A college psychology professor was giving a lecture on survival instincts.
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A man in rural Pennsylvania runs into his local butcher shop at closing time the day before Thanksgiving.
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I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself.
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I recently went to a costume party with a dead skunk attached to the front of my underwear.
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We used to have empires, run by emperors.
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Five years after his wife passed away, 70-year-old Edgar married 28-year-old Jessica.
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Robert, 85, married Jenny, 25.
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A friend of mine died in a skydiving accident.
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Dave and Melissa were dating for about three years, and they agreed that they wouldn't have sex until and unless they got married.
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An old friend...
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Samuel L Jackson was briefly considered for the lead role in Sister Act
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A couple weeks ago, I went to watch a late late showing of a movie.
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I bumped into a guy when I was walking past the courthouse today.
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I opened up my refrigerator this morning and saw a rabbit.
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$1.5 BILLION renovation and expansion plan, and they can't fix a dock plate
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A husband and wife are discussing their last wishes.
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Message from the National Football League
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I'm sharing this advice because it worked for me.
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I've been seeing this on pallets for almost 20 years. Any idea what it stood for before its current interpretation?
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My dog ran out the door when I was getting the newspaper this morning.
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My dog ran out the front door when I was getting the mail today.
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Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
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The speeding biker
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The easy part of curing erectile dysfunction is diet and exercise.
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I heard that Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick while giving head
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I had a brain scan done a few weeks ago, and I just got the results.
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I realized that Mike Tyson isn't religious.
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My neighbor got a vasectomy, and a few weeks later I noticed that his wife was pregnant.
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A man is in the maternity ward of the hospital...
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Day cab...apple juice, green tea, or piss?
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A young man starts talking to a woman in a bar.
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The Scotsman in America
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A deaf girl jerked me off once.
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I started dating a girl who weighed 180 pounds.
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