My girlfriend and I were curled up in bed the other night.
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I asked her if I could cum in her ear.
She replied, "Absolutely not, I'll go deaf!"
I said, "I cum in your mouth all the time, but you never shut the fuck up."
JokeExplainBot@reddit
The girlfriend is in an unhappy relationship.
SnooCupcakes9855@reddit
Unless she likes degradation. Some women get off on that.
Benvincible@reddit
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