Someone found a hole in the nudist colony fence.

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TheVeryFriendlyGiant@reddit

The police are probing the hole.

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Olafthefreak@reddit

Someone has stolen the toilet from the Police Station, the cops have nothing to go on.

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dachjaw@reddit

The police are looking for a tall muscular man wanted for assaulting women. Really? What does it pay?

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hopandstop320@reddit

Surely more than what they'd pay a woman to do it for

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oundhakar@reddit

The guy responding has taken it to be a job description rather than the description of a suspect.

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ADHD_McChick@reddit

Someone stole all the coleslaw from the local supermarket. The police said they didn't leave a shred of evidence.

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Beersink@reddit

Someone has stolen the wheels off all the patrol cars. Police are searching tirelessly for the thief.

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RWoodz25@reddit

Someone stole the chiefs wig. Police are combing the area

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mlill@reddit

A gigantic hole has appeared in the main high street. Police are looking into it.

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michaelcerreto@reddit

A wooden box containing twelve bottles of scotch was turned in at the station, the police are working on the case.

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canehdian78@reddit

The police want to take their K9 unit for a walk, but they have no leads

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Organic-Code8808@reddit

A double-amputee was arrested today on shoplifting charges. Police say he was not armed.

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DeepestBlue2@reddit

Is the surgeon taking credit for disarming the amputee?

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Nuada-oz@reddit

Police located and impounded a whole field of cannabis plants and are now burning the whole joint

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stemooo@reddit

Someone stole the toilet from the police station . The police have nothing to go on

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livebeta@reddit

I'm sure the defectives from the local police farce will be able to find something

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fattonydaaxe@reddit

But when they find them, they’ll be flushed with success!

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ballsandweiner8@reddit

One of the cops put his dick in the hole. He said I'm going deep into this case.

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rdr_anubis@reddit

Police also reported a culprit has been stealing their pencils. They have no lead as of posting.

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Top-Research-9816@reddit

To bring this bang up to date, who needs the hole in the fence anymore when drones with high resolution cameras are readily available at affordable prices?

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vr0202@reddit

You mean they are keeping a close eye on it.

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FloydsForked@reddit

Cops can lie. I asked a cop if gaslighting was a jailable offense. He said no. So I lit my fart on fire right there.. and he arrested me.

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Particular_Sea_4727@reddit

They have opened a glory hole below it, so other members of the force could also participate in the inquiry

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Zharaqumi@reddit

Now the police guard this hole 24 hours a day, seven days a week without shutting their eyes.

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discoverycamel@reddit

Police arrested two men for stealing car batteries and fireworks. They charged one, and let the other off!

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Marquisdesademoji@reddit

How can you tell a blind man in a nudist colony? Oh, it’s not hard

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Lonely_Writer_1883@reddit

or it is and he’s walking around enthusiastically hoping to find a hole

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Due_Scratch656@reddit

It’s a glory hole. Don’t ask, don’t tell

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Arkvoodle42@reddit

That same nudist colony recently kicked out a dwarf member. Apparently he was sticking his nose into everybodys' business.

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otisthetowndrunk@reddit

Near my quiet, family friendly neighborhood they built a nudist colony with a 10 foot fence around it. I just can't get over it

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A co-worker took some houseguests on a guided river booze cruise and the guy on the PA said, “on the left side of the boat is Sauvie Island and the small beach is part of a nudist colony” … and all the people on the right side of the boat joined everyone on the left side.

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SaulgoodeXL@reddit

There's been a robbery at Battersea dogs home. Police still don't have any leads.

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Access-Turbulent@reddit

A city in Yorkshire has disappeared. The police are looking for Leeds.

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MagneticNoodles@reddit

The most popular guy at the nudist colony is the one that can carry 2 coffees and a dozen donuts at the same time. The most popular girl is the one that can eat the last donut.

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Juzaba@reddit

Once again, my lawyers would like me to remind everyone that Dr Weston’s cabin was by far the most frequented cabin in the community. We provided the residents with excellent health services.

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loadofcobblers@reddit

Log cabin.

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DecafMakesNoSense@reddit

Not even remotely funny

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mruehle@reddit

A tweak in the wording: “cut a hole”, which is doing damage that might require the police

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Nikkere@reddit (OP)

Shit yes this is def better

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triac1975@reddit

Shhhh! Wtf?! Don’t tell about the hole in the fence!

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Nikkere@reddit (OP)

The more the merrier

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PrudentPush8309@reddit

On the other side of the fence is a group of people giggling and chanting, "Eleven... Eleven... Eleven..." You look thru the hole to see what's going on and someone pokes their finger in your eye The group laughs and starts chanting, "Twelve... Twelve... Twelve..."

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