A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three.

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FirstSineOfMadness@reddit

Oh ye well I can store numerous baby elephants

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Hello, u/FirstSineOfMadness It appears you may be lying, as a baby elephant is on average 1 m tall (3 ft). A human asshole can only stretch 0.2286 m (9 in) A baby elephant could not fit up your ass  *I am a troll, and this action was performed automatically*

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FirstSineOfMadness@reddit

Owe am G did you just assume my asshole was human?

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Excellent-Platform59@reddit

Hello, u/FirstSineOfMadness By the fact you are typing a comment on Reddit. It means you are a human as other animals don't know the alphabet So since we have determined you are human it must mean your asshole is human, since it is impossible to have other species body parts

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Autodidactic_I_is@reddit

What if it’s chat gpt w/ a stadium sized cybernetic asshole?

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Excellent-Platform59@reddit

Hello u/Autodidactic_I_is Chat GPT is not a physical creature, it is a chatbot (which is a computer program designed to simulate conversation with human users, especially over the internet). It is like how your brain is not a creature It does not have body parts like an asshole, cybernetic or not

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Autodidactic_I_is@reddit

Obviously it isn’t a biological asshole good sir but cybernetic asshole

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Brando6677@reddit

You can cum in me and i wont let you get pregnant. #NoPullOutGang

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barronelli@reddit

If that is your only criterion, you’re also making your case for bestiality.

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Brando6677@reddit

Way to make it weird bro 🤪

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barronelli@reddit

Mission accomplished 😂

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definethatplz@reddit

Of all the places one could cum that don't get anyone pregnant, you go there

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barronelli@reddit

Any hole is NOT a goal.

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PayasoCanuto@reddit

Pffft. I can produce shit that can be used for many things, I can also accommodate both genders and I can be used to store valuable items.

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AshleyBidenDiary@reddit

What are the many things that your shit is used for? Genuinely curious

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johnathome@reddit

Space Docking. Do not look for that in the Urban Dictionary, I warned you.

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FavoroftheFour@reddit

I did not need your warning and now I can't unsee it.

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johnathome@reddit

LOL

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FavoroftheFour@reddit

DO NOT LOOK THAT UP!!! LEARN THE LESSON I DIDN'T!

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Vr4m3D@reddit

Why would ANY woman agree to that?

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cantankerous-albino@reddit

Choc ices are more fun

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badgerbirdy@reddit

3d printed steaks... it's a real thing

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AshleyBidenDiary@reddit

With shit??

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KiraTsukasa@reddit

Becoming a painting by Colin Mochrie.

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iced_maggot@reddit

I am an invaluable component of the prison economy.

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yologuy1234@reddit

I can produce matter in all 3 states

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WarExciting@reddit

I’d be impressed if you could make plasma…

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JohnnyABC123abc@reddit

Ha ha ha.

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Claymore-09@reddit

[Vince McMahon like that]

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CoolNameLuke@reddit

Prison wallet has entered the conversation.

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zealousshad@reddit

Major kudos for the "pffft"

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E_B_Jamisen@reddit

As always, the real jokes in the comments!!!

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MountainTitan@reddit

I can produce chocolate for those with scat fetish

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nerdiestofnerds1@reddit

hahaha so funny it insulted me lololololol im fucking depressed i think ill bomb the next plane im getting on

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achpile@reddit

I can make content

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anticosti11@reddit

I can become potus.

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pat700@reddit

Idk. .everyone calls me a pussy

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PositiveSpeed@reddit

Stop being close to assholes.

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humorRus@reddit

I was a President

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Ornac_The_Barbarian@reddit

Nearly every time.

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Craigus_Conquerer@reddit

This comment trumps the others

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cvlf4700@reddit

And you’ll likely be again 😩

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Look_Specific@reddit

Arseholes do have all the fun though!

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DarklingFetish@reddit

You had me in the first half … not gonna lie.

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djkot@reddit

I save virginity XD

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Common-Ice8894@reddit

U can fuck me here and I wouldn’t get pregnant hehe

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Lotta_Turbulence7396@reddit

at least im not a vagina

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Common-Ice8894@reddit

Excuse me I have one

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xxDeva@reddit

I hate that explaining the joke also makes me the asshole

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Severe-Excitement-62@reddit

Without me our body would fill of toxic waste and we'd all die.

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One_Cattle_5418@reddit

The fact that the booty hole has nothing to do with babies is why it gets my vote.

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Unlikely_Citron_4458@reddit

Love this but what about feet?

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SSBUdoriyah@reddit

I thought of the "I'm poo" scene in Family Guy

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Craigus_Conquerer@reddit

I don't give a shit! I'm constipated

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Exodite1273@reddit

This joke spoiled for my by being on my phone.

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EmptyMarsupial8556@reddit

Ok wise crack

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Accomplished-Leek-35@reddit

Without me, you die!

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