Wallygonk

• Who is the most famous person you've ever met?

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• My therapist told me I have an obsession with vengeance

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• A man has had enough and decides to become a Trappist monk

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• Has anyone ever been done by 'average speed' cameras?

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• This farmer just came up to me...

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• I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she told me...

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• Did you know that before the invention of the crow bar....

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• Our local Police Chief does a talk on Heroin

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• What's the craziest coincedence you've ever experienced?

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• How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

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• Went to a costume party last night dressed as a spider

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• I was watching some vintage porn last night when my wife walked in. That was a shock...

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• Wife just phoned her husband and the conversation went like this:-

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• 6 Year old boy found unconscious in cupboard after game of hide and seek goes wrong

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• I used to go out with a girl who collected magazines...

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• I just went to my premature ejaculators support group meeting

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• Just been to see my doctor. I told him I can't breathe when I eat rice.

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• My friend just told me that he launched a tennis ball 1600 yards and his dog ran and brought it back.

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• My missus told me 'I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, as well as your obsession with the Wimbledon Tennis championships'

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• I used to have a teacher called Miss Turtle...

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• My teacher said I'd be no good at poetry because of my dyslexia.

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• I've finally finished building a car made entirely from washing machine parts

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• The man who invented the Knock Knock joke is finally being recognised

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• What a terrible day. Managed to cut off 2 of my fingers on my right hand. Just asked the doctor if I'll be able to write again...

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• I was looking at a jacket in a shop today and the sales woman asked if I wanted to try it on...

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• We'll all miss Grandma this Christmas, but I know she'll be looking down on us...

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• I'm releasing a new fragrance for introverts.

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• I bought a shirt and some neckwear from Ebay that used to belong to the guy from the Mamas & the Papas

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• When I was a child a police officer came to our school and gave a speech on drugs.

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• I went to McDonald's today. I smiled at the bloke and said "Can I have a small shake please?"

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• I always feel a lot better after I've spent time with my dad's sister

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• Ever tried blindfolded archery?

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• Whoever said 'laughter is the best medicine'...

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• I was doing a spot of gardening when I noticed some of my flowers had died

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• 'Hey Mr Tambourine man play a song for me...'

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• My obese parrot died today...

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• I'm going to a reunion tonight with my old limbo friends

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• It's incredible how many French words are now used in the English language

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