My obese parrot died today...

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That's really sad to hear. Overweight parrots have a higher risk of developing health complications. It's so important for them to maintain a proper diet and it's very sad when they don't get what they need. RIP to your parrot, it's never easy to lose a pet.

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SerenityNowWow@reddit

this parrot is no more

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JoshB685@reddit

“He has ceased to be!”

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SerenityNowWow@reddit

No, he's stunned!

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JoshB685@reddit

Monty Python quote

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

You must be new around here. This is r/Jokes. Don't believe ANYTHING here to be real, and you should enjoy this collection of jokers, smartasses and comedians, and a few bots. \[Probably TMI - I'm in the second group\]

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JoshB685@reddit

Anything overweight has higher health risks. I’ve also never heard of an overweight parrot though.

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Gibrashtia@reddit

A nirvana reference?

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Matezio@reddit

Maybe Polly was the cracker after all

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arnelthelionjr@reddit

It is an ex parrot

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Various_Succotash_79@reddit

Nah he's just pining for the fjords.

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taooverpi@reddit

Pining for the fjords?!? He's stone dead

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jfa03@reddit

If he wasn’t nailed to this perch he’d be pushing up the daisies.

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allaboutdadpp@reddit

This parrot has ceased to be!

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NughtmareMoylan@reddit

r/suddenlymontypython

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LoyeDamnCrowe@reddit

He has been cooked and eaten

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L_Leigh@reddit

It is demised.

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ColtS117-B@reddit

Bereft of life, he rests in peace!

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impendingfuckery@reddit

I assume that your hovercraft is full of eels.

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JoakimSpinglefarb@reddit

If he wasn't nailed to my shoulder, he'd be pushing up daisies!

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KaiserFortinbras@reddit

Finally, a reference I get! :-)

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agarillon@reddit

an ex XXL-Parrot?

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notanotherkrazychik@reddit

If you hadn't nailed him to his perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies!

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thermbug@reddit

That parrot wouldn't go VOOM if you put 50,000 volts through it.

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monkey_trumpets@reddit

4 million volts

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AlisonLiterally@reddit

'e fucking snuffed it

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mikebloonsnorton@reddit

Unexpected Monty Python

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Xaz1701@reddit

Nobody expects the Monty Python!

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DogWallop@reddit

Give him... The comfy chair!

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pearlsbeforedogs@reddit

Cake? OR DEATH??

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rrgail@reddit

Or the Spanish Inquisition!!!

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ColtS117-B@reddit

It bought the farm then flew the coop!

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abhigyanghosh30@reddit

It has ceased to exist

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Stampeders@reddit

I'm not an ex-parrot in this field, but it makes sense.

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rrgail@reddit

He has ceased to be!

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jakedublin@reddit

It has joined the Choir Invisible...

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Madruck_s@reddit

He's just tired out after a prolonged sqwark.

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humperty@reddit

We had one in the military called Roper. He's now an ex parrot-roper.

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belzaroth@reddit

r/unexpectedpython

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butterfly-garden@reddit

Nailed to its perch?

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IDreamOfSailing@reddit

Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

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WaNgLeNuRpZ@reddit

It's shuffled off its mortal coil!

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OldSoulRobertson@reddit

Are you sure it wasn't a chicken you got for Hermit Challenges?

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Capitan_Typo@reddit

Have you never watched Kindergarten Cop?

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Swimming-Arm-3783@reddit

Arrrrrrrr you a pirrrrrate?

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Dougally@reddit

At least the parrot won't bite your buccaneer. Where's your buccaneer? On the side of your buccan 'ead!

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rrgail@reddit

I am. LOOK AT ME! I am the captain now!!!

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KermitingMurder@reddit

Ever since they removed doctor who from Netflix I've had no other choice but to be a pirate

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ShadowPlayer2016@reddit

I used to have a parrot that talked. But I had to get rid of it because it was a Holocaust denier.

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rrgail@reddit

I had a parrot when I was a teenager. I tried to get it to say stuff for YEARS!!! The only thing it ever said was “Birds can’t talk!” And her name: Kookoo. True story, for reals.

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ShadowPlayer2016@reddit

I used to have a goldfish that could breakdance. But only for two minutes and only once

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rrgail@reddit

“DANCE, FISH!” *Flushed toilet*

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ShadowPlayer2016@reddit

I had a chameleon. I took it out of the terrarium and never saw it again.

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rrgail@reddit

Yeah. I still can’t find the camouflage pants my wife bought me 3 years ago. Well… she SAYS she bought them…

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Ok-Boomerfitee7@reddit

Nice try folks... this joke is as dead as the fat parrot....

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fc178@reddit

Was it cause of all the *Pizzas he ate*

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sahkopuhdin@reddit

It is sleeping.

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Luked0g44O@reddit

No more, “Polly want a slice of pizza”?

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normannapier@reddit

so sorry, for such a huge loss

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Plus-Mess-767@reddit

\*Starts Slow clap!!

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P_Temmer@reddit

There was this gay pirate who didn't like parrots but wouldn't mind a cockatoo.

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P_Temmer@reddit

You were supposed to give him crackers, not cookies, dumass.

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estreya2002@reddit

Ya got me. I laughed out loud.

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P_Temmer@reddit

You blew it, dude. Now you'll never be a pirate.

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Disastrous_Brick_474@reddit

He needed more polyunsaturated fats in his diet.

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Xekral@reddit

… Polly had his last cracker.

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Spiritual_Hunter_804@reddit

Repost!!! Booo

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coachlasso@reddit

Polly got a lot of crackers?

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stockslayer96@reddit

It has cessed to be!!

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intheyard305@reddit

Dear author That is very sad. My heart aches for your loss. It is a common ritual that whilst it is fresh, that it be plucked, washed in vinegar and water, lightly seasoned, then promptly refrigerated. Then it should be given to a kind person you've recently come in contact with. The person name should start with 'Qu'. Sincerely Quintin

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