Reecethehawk

• A man dies and is waiting to be transported to heaven

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• "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

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• An american, englishman, scotsman, and frenchman are awaiting their execution on death row

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• A man at a football match stood up and shouted "Listen here yeah, I can take on ten men at once!"

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• A cocky guy at the boxing and martial arts gym stood up and announced, "I could take on ten men at once."

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• One of the funniest and better monk jokes of all time: A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years

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• Jose Aldo once found himself in a box, it was years later

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• Once upon a time, a pack of thesauruses decided to visit their old friend, the dictionary. They were known for their love of words, but being a thesaurus sometimes meant they felt a bit misunderstood.

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• The Samurai of ancient japan--, trained by a warlord of japan, met some civilians

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• Everyone knows Graham

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• A man, curious with his master, once tied the impossible knot in the woods

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• Justin Bieber

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• A princess announced to her many suitors that she would marry whoever could bring her the most ping pong balls

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• A really huge muscular guy is constantly telling all his friends and everyone he knows that he is 10 men. That he has the strength of 10 men rolled into one.

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• A man dies and is waiting to be transported to heaven

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• A man is going 85 miles per hour on a motorway when he sees a police car in his mirror

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• A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom. "You know what, I think it's time we started swearing" said the 7 year old.

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• The Ninja and the Master

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• The printer

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• An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into an expensive sports car,

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• Everyone knows Dave

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• Everyone knows Dave

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• I beat a chess grandmaster yesterday in only 20 moves

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• A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

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• What's the difference between a British school and an American school for military kids?

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• A neutron walks into a bakery and asks for the price of some baguettes and croissants

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• Anakin vs a deranged man who hates palpatine

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• Darth Vader comes across some shady scientists

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• Unit 731's been on strike

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• Why doesn’t vance ever use bookmarks?

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• So, if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what's Luke short for?

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• A man saw a 75-inch Smart TV for sale

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• Sad News: The guy who invented the crossword puzzle has died

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• What do you call a woman with a slate on top of her head?

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• I didn't know the army could be so secretive

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• Why do archers NEVER get lost?

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• Everyone Knows Dave

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• Why did the Roman stop at 4?

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• An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sentenced to 10 years in prison.

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• A 15 year old and a 10 year old are in their bedroom. "You know what, I think it's time we started swearing" said the 15 year old.

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• A 15 year old and a 10 year old are in their bedroom. "You know what, I think it's time we started swearing" said the 7 year old.

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• If bomb is pronounced boom, tomb is pronounced tomb, and womb is pronounced woom

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• Deranged man talks to a lamppost

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• A man has been walking around the world, setting off on his journey back in 1998

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• So, if Ani ( is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

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• Why did the turkey join the band

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• A survivor went to talk to God

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• Why did Percy always get invited to pool parties?

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• Why did Luke refuse to fight with a broom?

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• What’s Fives’ favorite number?

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