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If bomb is pronounced boom, tomb is pronounced tomb, and womb is pronounced woom

Posted by Reecethehawk@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments

Then why isn't bomb, pronounced "BOM"

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Ok_Landscape_4059@reddit

Hey OP, suggest you edit it to this: If tomb is pronounced toom, and womb is pronounced woom, .... Then bomb should be pronounced BOOM!
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Reecethehawk@reddit (OP)

Hi
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crash866@reddit

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS5n7jV57/
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MoralMoneyTime@reddit

Funny, but maybe not funny the way you wanted?
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Reecethehawk@reddit (OP)

Yeah it's a weird one
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IAmSpitfireJoe@reddit

Its not too late to delete this.
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Reecethehawk@reddit (OP)

Oops
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TomKarelis@reddit

Where’s my sledgehammer?
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BarracudaDelicious49@reddit

You fucked it up
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Reecethehawk@reddit (OP)

Explain
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puddledancer@reddit

Opening line. Bomb isn't pronounced boom.
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TurbulentWeb1941@reddit

Ba da Bing, Ba da tomb. Wait ... what?
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Royal_Win_5258@reddit

The premise collapsed before the punchline even had a chance.
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Mekroval@reddit

I wonder if this is one of those intentional anti-jokes.
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jerzyboy76@reddit

tomb, womb bomb, comb come, tome. Tum no, tome, rhymes with foam That's old Gallagher from the 80s.
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sudomatrix@reddit

OP, are you deaf?
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hackmaster214@reddit

Only if he's a Deep One
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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

Bomb disposal technician.: if you see me running ....try to keep up
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unclebea@reddit

More like Gallagher II, amirite
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boywholived_299@reddit

So, baseball, huh?
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Royal_Win_5258@reddit

[r/ENGLISH](https://www.reddit.com/r/ENGLISH/s/BuIGHQoC5O)
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