A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
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The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy storms away in anger after not being answered.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the muscular guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk replies, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
Viking-Mutt@reddit
Good punchline, and good joke. Oldie but goodie.
baby_blobby@reddit
I remember a similar one where the guy has a stutter for having a massive penis.
Then he sees a doctor to get a reduction.
After the reduction the guy is glad to not have the stutter anymore and the doctor starts stuttering
No-Stay3118@reddit
T-Tttrue SSSStory.
Ewetootwo@reddit
Hard to match that.
Ewetootwo@reddit
Must have been an addadicktomy.
ThrilledRider@reddit
Similar to an addatwatomy.
FiniteCharacteristic@reddit
In the version I heard, he regrets it and wants his penis back but the doctor refuses the request with a stutter.
WangLung1931@reddit
Good joke, but no punch.
DaNoiseX@reddit
There was a line though.
Capable_Victory_7807@reddit
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tlbs101@reddit
I th-th-thought it was w-w-w-won f-f-f-forty s-s-seven
Old_Alternative_8780@reddit
Our daughter is a speech pathologist and I cannot tell these kind of jokes any more …. but loved it !
Possible-Dark-9533@reddit
That joke stuttered its way right into the punchline — and it landed perfectly
Embarrassed-Ad-723@reddit
Why not just point him in the right direction?
cone10@reddit
Parkinson’s. Looks like stutter miming
Lord_Freaken_Davo@reddit
How would the punchline work ?
-Speechless@reddit
the joke would be terminated early, before the punchline could commence, and then I'd be left standing half mast and disappointed.
Justthewhole@reddit
Because of it being essential for the joke ?
jet_heller@reddit
Haven't been to a department store, have you? They're huge and have multiple floors. Pointing won't work.
drunken_man_whore@reddit
Paid minimum wage, and it's not his department
Frido1976@reddit
And he probably also was having parkinson's... 😁
SpaceBug176@reddit
O-o-o-oh you h-h-h-have it t-t-t-too?
Its that easy.
ableman@reddit
People don't stutter on vowels, so O-o-o-oh reads like moaning not stuttering.
EfficientMark8917@reddit
Try telling that to my son that stutters, I hear him stutter on vowels all the time.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Oh but he was moaning. I mean I thought I made it obvious, since people don't stutter on vowels.
NorskChef@reddit
Perhaps we could cure the stuttering epidemic by eliminating consonants from the English language.
WhatsHisNameHuh@reddit
A man had just accepted his new job as a door-to-door Bible salesman and was introducing himself to his new co-workers.
It quickly became clear that the man had a severe stutter and the other workers began to make fun of him for it. But by the end of the week when the man had sold over 1,000 Bibles, the other workers were very impressed and stopped making fun of him.
"How did you manage to sell that many Bibles in a week?", they all asked the stuttering salesman.
"It's r-really s-s-simple," he said. " I just go up and kn-knock on the d-door and when th-they open it, I s-say, 'W-would you li-like to b-buy this Bi-Bible or d-do you w-want me t-to r-rea-read it t-to you?'"
MHinSATX@reddit
Bernie Mack and the joke about his nephew and the bus driver. Freaking hilarious 😂
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
He could have just pointed but I suppose his Parkinson’s might have been misinterpreted
McPuckLuck@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Z_CKYaYDM
tesla3by3@reddit
The way I heard it was the clerk replied “B-b-e-c-c-ause h-he’s m-m-making f-f-fun of m-m-me.