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Demographic catastrophe: Ukraine’s remaining population has been revealed

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Maybe. Assuming that the Russian border is normalized, there will probably be a lot of UKR migrant labor to RUS, too. The language barrier is low compared to other places

Demographic catastrophe: Ukraine’s remaining population has been revealed

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USA manages with lower fertility rate (~1.8), but we have immigration, despite efforts to the contrary. Unfortunately for UKR, nobody is immigrating to a warzone

Anon thinks about proffiting on Russia economic collapse

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"Krododil Kola. So good your skin will fall off!”

Anon thinks about proffiting on Russia economic collapse

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Funny you should mention Fanta: Fanta was started by the German division of Coca Cola when WW2 made it impossible for them to do business with the home office in Atlanta. Now imagine in 80 years that CoolCola is doing kitchy ads.

War, war never changes

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... And the Ukrainians, using only the best Estonian hackers, have programmed their drones to compensate for Russian mud

German births fall to lowest since postwar records began in 1946

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*ladyboys.

Anonette became what she hated

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He went so hard being gay that she came back around to straight.

Unfortunate Son

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> Because such an army does not really exist in peacetime: all that is going on during peacetime is training of recruits, there are only very small immediate response units, and all the remaining forces need to be explicitly mobilised. Basically, such an army is only good for defending the country: but it can be really good at this. As an American, I have to ask you this important question: How will the American Military-Industrial Complex survive with such deprivation???? Won't someone **please** think of the defense contractors??? Yes, I'm joking. As much as I would love to see a return to the system that the USA had before World War 1, where we had a cadre of officers and NCOs and stores and manufacturing capability to upscale quickly. However, MajGen Butler and then President Eisenhower were both correct: The monied powers want to keep the USA either in war or on the edge of war for their own profit.

Unfortunate Son

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> They could train young, unemployed, and unemployable people to trades that they could use later in civilian life We have AmeriCorps. They do exactly that. Or, at least they will, until TFG finishes defunding them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AmeriCorps#Changes_under_the_second_Trump_administration I have been the beneficiary of two registered (marine engineering tech and operating engineer-stationary) and one unofficial apprenticeship (locksmithing), in that order. I am now a locksmith and backup boiler operator at a hospital. I have a good union wage and benefits, and will probably ride this one out until I retire in 20 years. Had I done some time in a career development program and not bought into the "college is the only way!" before the age of 30, I would probably be doing "better" in life (whatever that means), or at least not be in my 40's with crushing college debt.

Iran's attacks force Washington's troops to work remotely

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>Back in '68 when the US was accruing one thousand KIA per month in Vietnam I thought you made that shit up. Holy fuck you weren't lying. "Vietnam War U.S. Military Fatal Casualty Statistics" [https://www.archives.gov/research/military/vietnam-war/casualty-statistics](https://www.archives.gov/research/military/vietnam-war/casualty-statistics)

Saudi Arabia’s crown prince pushing Trump to keep fighting Iran, put boots on the ground

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Have you considered that Saudi ARABia might have some animosity towards a Persian country? Also the Sunni/Shia divide

AC8646 Crash

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CBC is reporting "The aircraft hit the fire truck going about 39 kilometres per hour, according to the flight-tracking website Flightradar24, which last recorded data at 11:37 p.m. ET." https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/air-canada-express-accident-la-guardia-airport-9.7138206

Poland ends special status of Ukrainian refugees

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EU defence spending is way up since the Russian invasion. If EU is "lucky", your Military-Industrial Complex will soon begin to rival the USA. [https://www.iris-france.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/19\_ProgEuropeIndusDef\_JPMaulny.pdf](https://www.iris-france.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/19_ProgEuropeIndusDef_JPMaulny.pdf)

Two Navy ships USS Truxtun and the USNS Supply collide near South America

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I was SIU, did a few turns as a CONMAR, but never had to do an UNREP. That shit scares me. Bringing a pilot aboard in rough water was quite enough excitement for me, and I was engine crew.

Nearly half of powerful .50-caliber ammo seized by Mexican government came from US Army plant, defense minister says

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in another subbreddit, there was also mention that LC sells sells hallmarked spare brass and lead for self-loading. There are a few retailers out there who do load it and then sell that ammo (legally!) on the open market. Point is: There are plenty of ways for Lake City ammo to enter the market \*\*legally\*\* and then get eventually purchased by a bad actor.

Anon has a gf.

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fake: Anon has a gf gay: anon wishes he could be DT'd by two tattoed gym rats

England flag has become a racist symbol, say ethnic minority adults

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> I'm not clever enough to articulate it but it's like the saying 'not all people waving a flag are racist but all racists wave a flag'. Same here in the USA, honestly.

Germany plans to enlist 40,000 teens annually to military

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You're looking for "Tooth to tail ratio". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth-to-tail_ratio I was a merchant sailor, a civilian part of the tail in the early 2010's

Unconfirmed reports: Jewish community leaders in Iran arrested on suspicion of having ties to Israel

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There are 120 seats in the Knesset. Eleven of them are filled by Arabs (Including Druze. It's complicated.) That's about 9%. However, Israel about 21% Arab. The Arabs are under-represented There are currently 5 African American Senators: Booker, Warnock, Alsobrooks, Scott, and Blunt Rochester. (Five percent) There are 60 voting African American members of the House, about 14%. Sixty-five of 535 is about 12%. Census 2010 says that the population of "Black -- Alone" (i.e. not mixed) is about 12.6%. Black/African American folks are proportionately represented on the national level. Not really a point here. I just wanted to point out the demographics.

The 1990s were a different time

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I see Lenny and Carl the same way I see J.D. and Turk from *Scrubs*. Definitely [heterosexual life partners](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeterosexualLifepartners) And, just like in *Scrubs*, if one of them should ever get involved with a romantic partner, there will definitely be tension

Boomer mom or Based cop?

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Heels for cavalry stirrups

'Hamas leader' in Lebanon killed by Israel was UN employee, UNWRA confirms

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[It's just been revoked.](https://youtu.be/kwC_IaY3BmY?si=qS5U0QiNNGxD5nHv)

Say the line bart!

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Proposition: Real and Gay. OP is a fem(former)cel.

anon gets shitfaced

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Nothing about anon is straight

As expected, the UK sucks.

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Mine starts with > When in the course of human events

For Prosperity

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*Donald Duckies. It's a Disney film, after all

Tomboy Foolery

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Based and amy-pilled

Anyone else notice this?

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Cat

Anon Misses Elvira

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Back in my day, we had Suicide Girls.

Anon's mom finds his dungeon

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Real, straight, and dommed. Nice job, OP

Armenia recognizes the State of Palstine

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Current Israel PM spent his teen years in the North Philadelphia area of Philadelphia, PA, USA . As a Philadelphian, I always find this hilarious, despite my feelings about his politics.

Bros built differently

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I'm a math dropout and I can assure you: The thing that separates math PhD's from non-PhD's is their willingness to do the work. It looked like a fucking grind, especially in math, where you can find yourself barking up the wrong tree for *ages* only to find that your results are useless. Not like in sciences where you at least may have *some* usable results.

Bros built differently

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John Urschel retired from the NFL at age 26, and got a PhD in Applied Mathematics at age 30 from MIT. He is an Assistant Professor at MIT **and** on the College Football Playoff selection committee. I imagine that the latter requires both a deep knowledge of football and statistical analysis. The point is: Since he didn't have time to NFLmax, Dr Gordon is the real loser here.