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Anon gets a female coworker

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Anon gets a female coworker

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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>Most of them are useless. Driving shit, yeah, they're alright. Though any brain-dead retard can drive a rock truck. It's usually a requirement Context here, the anons were discussing women in the construction industry
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MashedPotatoGod@reddit

Silly Anon, everyone knows women can’t drive anything, let alone a rock truck.
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7arco7@reddit

Women born after 1990 can’t drive a rock truck. All they know is twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
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baz4k6z@reddit

I bet you're one of those guys who are angry that women don't want to date them. The next time a woman looks at you with disgust and / or rejects you, think of this post. This is why they don't like you.
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Yung_Oldfag@reddit

Check bio, more accurate than you think
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Dairyman00111@reddit

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
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baz4k6z@reddit

No, I'm on a greentext sub. I'm highly regarded
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XbdudeX@reddit

Say retard, retard.
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dasspaper@reddit

Projecting much?
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windsonnes@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/ob18bxnob6nc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d89cb199cba572f9d95fa0bf14399f821955616
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metroid1310@reddit

100% correct and if I was a woman I'd offer you a blowjob for saying it. We could still work something out as long as you dress like a woman, I'm not gay
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baz4k6z@reddit

Don't worry I'll say "No homo" so we'll be safe. I'll bring the dress and high heels, you bring the condoms. Extra small for me pls
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Otaconmg@reddit

I think its satire?
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gongbattler@reddit

I have worked in physical jobs since finishing high school and typically 5-10% of girls can do it as opposed to 35-40% of guys
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Reallyso@reddit

Dont blame the women, blame whoever voted for this bullshit quota hiring system to become a thing.
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tosiv@reddit

coincidentally it is also women
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BrocElLider@reddit

Ok then I blame the smoothbrains who chose to let women vote
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Infamous_Hippo7486@reddit

Men?
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Picards-Flute@reddit

Ngl, I've worked construction, and it's not always a good place for small people in general. Ironworking/concrete/masonry is just not the role for a 90 lb human, they could be a hella good electrician though! Small hands, and can get into small spaces....
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shangumdee@reddit

Little guys are good in the industry actually. Typically they have better balance and can get into easy places. Also since they don't have 40+ pounds of extra weight like your average alcoholic construction worker, they usually don't have to slump getting up and down from high places 10 times a shift. Had this one small skinny Puerto Rican dude basically carry the job because he could climb in the vent shaft to dismantle it. As long
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MonkeyPanls@reddit

I keep a small Puerto Rican dude in my back pocket at all times.
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Picards-Flute@reddit

Wow Puerto Rican dude much smol!
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Iron-Fist@reddit

Family big in construction, mostly roofing and drywall but also some framing. I don't find this to be the case on proper work sites. No one should be lifting more than 20-30 lbs repetitively and most women can do that just fine. Now kinda shitty work sites without proper equipment or planning (ex. oh fuck we unloaded this pallet here but need it there and don't have fork lift or pallet jack or even a fucking wheel barrow) can pose a bigger problem to smaller people in general. My dad's observation is that a lot of men start out faster and slow down dramatically over the day (leading to the stereotypical tradie circle when they need a break) while women maintain a pretty even pace throughout the day. He also appreciates that women will also plan their whole day out and not have to, like, go down the ladder for the silicon and shit like that. Says he'd have majority women on his crew but they tend to leave early in career to go to college/become nurses or teachers etc. General construction also sucks for benefits/maternity a lot since you're contractors.
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Meat_Sause@reddit

The women I've worked with on construction sites wanna run the crew and don't stop trying to tell you what to do.
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CloudyRiverMind@reddit

Haven't seen a job where women weren't like that.
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Iron-Fist@reddit

Haven't seen a job where men aren't like that either.
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Potential_Anxiety_76@reddit

And so it is.
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gatsuthorfinnmusashi@reddit

What if someone is required to get into those small tight pipes and liberate them from the Rat's dictatorship nad adverse possession? The construction worker resistance cannot just sit back and do nothing. They must rebel against the such chaos as those pipes belong to the people for their needs and not to fulfill the every day rising greed of the rodents.
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PatrickStanton877@reddit

I work construction, and the guys bigger than me definitely have an easier time of it, and I'm not all that small. There's things I do that a small woman would not be capable
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Anon is the type of guy to flip up the bottom flap of a vending machine and fart into it nonstop for 15 minutes in his lunch break
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cheese4352@reddit

Wtf lol
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CatBroiler@reddit

Wasn't aware there were types of people who did that. Whatever floats their boat, I guess.
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Thats because you dont have wordly experience. Go venture out into the world. Come back to this post once you have observed the vending-machine-farters and pool-shitters in their natural environments, young one.
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XbdudeX@reddit

The fucking comments in this sub crack me up god damn.
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SoftwareSuch9446@reddit

Touch grass? Dude I’d rather kill myself
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OldManMoment@reddit

Based
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Glad_Fox_6818@reddit

"Woman bad, jeet worse." Wipes tear Never change, 4chan
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OdinWept@reddit

Real talk: why are jeets so weak? Like, 95% of them look like they can’t lift anything, and when tested its actually true. I’ve only known two Indian dudes which were muscular and both of them looked like fucking Hindu gods after just a few solid years of exercise, do Indians just not care about the bodily aesthetic? Same goes for pakistanis too btw
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Fuhrious520@reddit

> women > alright driving The math just doesn’t add up
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FeatureIcy539@reddit

Its an industrial truck which can run over any obstacle on the road so they can drive it alright lol
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CrashDummySSB@reddit

There are no parking lines in the mines
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SunderedValley@reddit

What's comping out? Personally I've worked something construction-adjacent (stage tech) and while we had few women the ones we had were COMPETENT. AS. FUCK. pretty much every time. Guess I got lucky.
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hopelessworthless@reddit

nah i've worked in the same area, female staging people are pretty smart. I'm guessing backstage work hits that sweet spot of hobby-ist also not necessary to make a living, while also crappy pay, so the people who work there only have passion for the job, perhaps it's also a job that is unknown enough that it's not really one of the places you think to work at too. Maybe it's just a lack of passion for people to waste time learning about the job for other types of jobs.
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>also good lord the brigading on this is insane. Are you sympathising with me? Are you a pol bro too? I feel like i'm the only pol user here. https://preview.redd.it/xq3fjsx5c7nc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6b2d1e7f6ee04c12d7b3670f8e26aebd8f7029
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GhostofKino@reddit

>“Oh nice a front page greentext post, wonder what it will be this time” >it’s the same guy who’s been posting incel greentexts every day for the past week What a time to be alive
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kinshoBanhammer@reddit

I was going to investigate OP's post history to see if you were right about the guy being an incel, but the moment I saw OP's Reddit avatar wearing a shirt with the Polish flag....you nailed him 💯
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>investigate OP's post history Lmao, you are a nooticer >Polish flag I didn't even notice lol. Either way i'd rather be Polish than be you https://preview.redd.it/005f0wc9x6nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c046554903fd5c637ff2ef1b9e94dae91627d352
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kinshoBanhammer@reddit

I bet you smiled when you saw I'm Indian. https://preview.redd.it/bkoufgz2w8nc1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=207315349cc1de55b615032d65faed5db7f27c08
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

I'm a huge fan of your culture. I didn't smile, i became ecstatic. Teach me more about india. https://preview.redd.it/ubq3wdxgy8nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2dea90655ce1c0927bc202a1c88752e9dff991c
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GhostofKino@reddit

This guy is pretending like he’s doing a noble job of scraping /pol/ for the five good greentexts they post a week and doing such a good boy job of posting them here, like all of our lives wouldn’t be better off never seeing anything produced in that shithole. Then getting all pissy when people don’t like seeing ceaseless incel posting on their feed. Typical pol user behavior
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>our lives wouldn’t be better off never seeing anything produced by that shithole. Hahahahaha, just look at my profile like the disgusting nooticer you are. Every post i've made here has at least 2k updoots and most do 5k+. They are all from pol save for maybe 1 or 2. >Then getting all pissy when people don’t like seeing ceaseless incel posting on their feed. Then post non incel greentexts then. Oh that's right, you can't, cus you've never been on 4chan. You want users to post great greentexts whilst you contribute absolutely nothing. You have to go back
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GhostofKino@reddit

Dude you are literally an angry little incel, and a fucking redditor too since you’re like “look at my 5k upvotes!!!!!” Damn they were right man, the kind of kids that surf pol are literally just hypocritical losers. And damn, if you really think being on 4chan is an achievement you need that underage b&n. Go outside and touch some grass you twelve year old
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>a fucking redditor too since you’re like “look at my 5k upvotes!!!!!” You said the sub would be better off without pol content. I'm just highlighting how well received my posts are despite being from pol >if you really think being on 4chan is an achievement Lol, lmao even. I never said that. I said you should at least contribute something rather than complaining about others' posts and the only way you can contribute is by going to 4chan.
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GhostofKino@reddit

A pol user bragging about getting upvotes on Reddit is extremely on brand
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

I'm not bragging. You literally said your life would be better off without posts from pol. I responded by saying that all the posts i make are from pol and they are well received, negating your statement. The fact that you can't understand this doesn't surprise me at all.
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GhostofKino@reddit

You are such a redditor that you believe upvotes = making people’s lives better. Truly, pol users are astounding
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>upvotes = making people’s lives better. What is it with you and making people's lives better? Kek. No, i believe that more updoots=better reception of your post. That's how plebbit works after all, the higher the updoots, the more likely it is that your post will be seen by more people
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GhostofKino@reddit

>unironically using Kek Some type of mental illness
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>Kek is an online term with similar meanings to LOL or haha >Some type of mental illness I thought we had reconciled and were done with this. No need to keep being hateful man.
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GhostofKino@reddit

The truth is my man, I’m not even trying to be hateful, but people who post on pol are literally retarded. You could probably find much better snippets on literally any other board
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>I’m not even trying to be hateful, It's ok bro. Nothing wrong with having different opinions. >pol are literally retarded. True, but i like pol. It's my favourite board. The other boards just don't feel the same for me
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GhostofKino@reddit

Lmao since you wanted me to check your profile I did and you really can’t make this shit up https://preview.redd.it/daa6072908nc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e50bf1f7ab4f5ba494efbf3c105d82562499b3e
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

>I will suddenly come out of nowhere and call OP an incel for posting greentexts that were highly upvoted whilst i contribute absolutely nothing to the subreddit Huh, i didn't read your comment before but i did and wow, hateful much aren't we. I'm gonna say this, you don't see exciting green texts on pol all the time and the ones you do see are like my posts. It's lamentful that my posts are "incel" like but then again it's not like pol supports women, you would know this of you actually used 4chan. If i was active in other boards, maybe i'd find the ones you like but given how you have posted literally zero greentexts to this sub, i doubt you've ever visited 4chan before.
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GhostofKino@reddit

I second the other commenters, how old are you dude? Sounds like you need to be underage banned.
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Piece of advice for you: Dont go to sleep with an itchy ass or you will wake up with a smelly finger
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ChadCoolman@reddit

Wash regularly and avoid both.
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CloudyRiverMind@reddit

Doesn't fix it for all. My ass is a bloody mess.
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69StinkFingaz420@reddit

No way then they'll get wet
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

This man speaks from experience
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ChadCoolman@reddit

It's true. I have good hygiene.
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Nowadays sure...
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phantomdrive@reddit

How's this related to the post. Sorry I am not understanding it
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UselessBlueSpecimen@reddit

It's an idiom that basically means "Don't procrastinate"
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phantomdrive@reddit

Ty :)
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Gabus_Bego@reddit

I'll just go sleep with your mum so she will clean my butthole after I unload my baby batter on her face.
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Sure, chud. Did you polish your shoes for school tomorrow by the way
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Gabus_Bego@reddit

I don't know. Ask your dad! It's his job.
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Into_To_Existence@reddit

I'm sure you frequent the chan huh?
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Gabus_Bego@reddit

Well, yes. But not as frequently as my visits to your mum's bedroom.
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Into_To_Existence@reddit

Have fun, not a fan of dirty caskets but to each their own. So are you just trying to farm negative karma?
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Boy, I really think you should go polish your shoes for school tomorrow
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Conch-Republic@reddit

My dad owns Nintendo.
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twentycharacterslol_@reddit

Another pro tip: don't go to sleep with a itchy finger or you'll wake up with a loose butt
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TeenisElbow@reddit

Getting "be me, straight" energy off this
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Speaking from personal experience are we? Also you didnt specify whether the finger is yours or someone elses...
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gbuub@reddit

What I found is itchy ass usually means anal leakage, so even if you washed yourself that burrito is gonna make your asshole itch
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pigeonretardshitter@reddit

Thanks, assman
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2022022022@reddit

\>be OP \>post on reddit and 4chan all day hating on people who work, pay taxes, contribute to society \>convince yourself you're better than them bc of your gender or skin colour \>never wash your ass what did OP mean by this?
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

Kek, what?
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Manwombat@reddit

Reminds me, a week ago I read the story of a woman’s million dollar pay out claim for hurting her back of the job Lifting a 10 kg bucket of fertiliser. Same as carry on for a plane trip. Wtf
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Daysleeper1234@reddit

It isn't peoples fault, we need to live and work, it's the hiring agencies. They have sent me many times men and women who can't lift 15kg. And because men are stronger than women it puts women in worse position. When they do that it means you will have to work more. I worked for Amazon, they put the dude/women at my point, 15kg packages comes, I have to leave my scanner, quickly move out of my position and take the package, because they can't lift it. Now whoever worked this high stress jobs knows that's just adding additional stress to you. But I don't blame them, give them other positions or don't hire them, it is just these agencies want to fulfill their quotas and they don't give a fuck.
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TimeIsDiscrete@reddit

Anon learns what a diversity hire is
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Beerbonkos@reddit

Shit job that pays shit. Op surprised that at the quality of his coworkers
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Hangryfatguy@reddit

Jeet shits on the street
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spaghetttios@reddit

least misogynistic construction worker:
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hadicalb@reddit

He’s right though, I get that we absolutely NEED those diversity quotas
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hadicalb@reddit

Oops! Pressed send before finishing my comment, living with mild retardation sure is a chore, haha. But as I was saying, I get that we absolutely require them for workplaces to survive but maybe it’d be a good idea to dial back on them just a little since they’re not exactly usefuuuul…? Not trying to be misogynistic and antisemitic or nuthin’ It’s not exactly a secret that men are stronger than women since they can build more muscle and build it faster, I mean there’s a reason why we’re dominating women’s sport, you know? Anyways, hadicalb out! Stay tubular, my dude!
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spaghetttios@reddit

Im taking about >Steel ties looser than vag >Morale booster watching her tits bounce I know that women are generally less strong than men, its biology im not pressed about that lol
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UselessBlueSpecimen@reddit

Son of a mason here, honestly anon is right. People who work in construction trades take that stuff super seriously, yeah they joke around but not when work is supposed to be done. If anyone is not doing their job quickly and efficiently, they catch plenty shit from the people that *are*
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Potential_Anxiety_76@reddit

What is a jeet?
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ABitSketchy@reddit

Derogatory word for Indian I believe
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2_brainz@reddit

Correct. Short for “Pajeet.” More info here: https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/pajeet
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/qci887wjf5nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=382200c7437284e7d774a37d7485d4bf7219f3b7 What ia the circled part though? Given the indian theme here, i wouldn't be surprised if she thinks it's a designated area, kek
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Ok_Digger@reddit

Lmao baljeet from P&F
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Lightbounding@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/f7m465qjw4nc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26c1b1c32a6af8cbd1fd9a23881adf9c20beb53 Looks something like this
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as588008@reddit

HAHAH that is soooo awful. This made me laugh so much I spat out my soy milk. Thanks for the chuckle, kind stranger 😊
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SummerMedium1274@reddit

Probably cheaper to hire her and comp her out than the diversity "discrimination" lawsuit. The state of government meddling in businesses.
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2020mademejoinreddit@reddit

There's a reason there aren't many of them in this line of work or any that actually requires physical labor or getting your hands dirty. It's not "miss-oh-genie". It's a fact.
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BanjoMothman@reddit

Thata why you see so many women hired on state projects as flaggers and roller operators. Thsy have to hire them, so they have to stick them in jobs where they minimize liability.
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4cloverenthusiast845@reddit

Real; Same thing on my job. I get to work as a stagehand with women who weigh less than the cases we're supposed to carry.
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aeroae@reddit

Anon is bragging about being burly to homosexuals on reddit
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