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literallyhadwyn@reddit

sadly the fatter you are the easier it is to lose weight. a woman on 600LB life lost 100 pounds in one week simply by not eating like a fucking dumpster 5 times a day
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PapaOctopus@reddit

Swimmins fun
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khoabear@reddit

Anon lost weight because he stopped eating and drinking soda for 3 hours every day
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KQILi@reddit

Hey don't underestimate swimming. This shit makes you burn calories fast. Expecialy when the water is cold.
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CrimsonMkke@reddit

Yeah but you actually have to swim. Just laying on a floaty or standing in the pool isn’t doing any work, it’s not like they’re even treading water.
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NKFurry@reddit

Over the span of three hours they probably are moving at least a little and even if they’re completely starfishing they’ll still burn calories to keep warm
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HappySmilingDog@reddit

Burning the equivalent of 30 pounds of calories by doing exercises require A LOT of moving though. I think it's because there wasn't as much junk food at his parents place compare to what he has at home.
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robertcalilover@reddit

The first 30 pounds goes FAST when you are that fat. A lot of it is just water weight. I doubt he actually burnt 30lb of calories. But probably more calories than you’d expect just by floating around.
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angelis0236@reddit

Going from no exercise at all to 3 hours of exercise a day even if it's light exercise is going to do quite a bit of work.
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Skulfunk@reddit

Also there’s a reason why super fat people have huge wel built calves. (Not a scientist btw) it takes more energy to move all day mass.
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ActiveRegent@reddit

I'm currently down to 280lbs from 340, can confirm my calves are ripped for free
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fandom_and_rp_act@reddit

Iv been fat all my life. But my legs were the strongest in highschool when they had to carry me up and down a flight of stairs multiple times a day
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NoiseIsTheCure@reddit

If I were a betting man I would say it's some combination of all the factors mentioned here
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I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR@reddit

Actually it does, your body starts rapidly losing temperature and has to increase it. Temperature homeostasis is one of the biggest energy drains on the body (both high and low) Doing exercise is just extra, but exercise isn't that effective at burning calories
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Fine-Teacher-7161@reddit

So why don't fat people just stand outside in the cold to lose weight
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I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR@reddit

Doesn't work long term. After a few hours your metabolism everywhere else slows down to preserve energy while maintaining energy. Eventually you'll get hypothermia and pass out when your blood pressure and metabolism get too low
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theroamingargus@reddit

Exercise isnt effective at burning calories? Not sure about that mate.
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ComicalChoke@reddit

yeah shockingly you cant run enough to burn the 5 thousands calories from the ultra jumbo plus sized mc donalds you just sent down your throat
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fandom_and_rp_act@reddit

Yeah. On average, you'll burn about 100 calories running a mile. Humans hunted for thousands of years with handheld weapons, running was always a big part of that. So our bodies evolved to make running super efficient. Unlike say swimming, which will burn around 500 calories per mile swam.
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HateIsEarned00@reddit

Your body has ad nausea caloric conservation mechanisms. Most people know that can go go many weeks without eating before dying. Weight loss is primarily achieved by improving every day habits of eating less, sleeping on a regular schedule, and yes a mild ammount of excersize. People act like you should start living in the gym to lose weight, but in reality a 30 minute walk a day is more than enough to get the job done. Biggest enemy is snacks. A cookie is like 300 calories and not filling at all. People eat two and end up deep in the red for the day without even realizing it.
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masterxc@reddit

By just keeping an eye on calorie intake I've lost 20-30 pounds easily. Just a "do I really need to eat that 400 calorie snack?" and keeping candy away from the house has done wonders. Just being aware of what you're putting in your body goes a long way, IMO.
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HateIsEarned00@reddit

Wow!!! That's so awesome man, keep up the great work. It's so challenging for heavy people to lose weight so that's no small feat. Keep up the great work!
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masterxc@reddit

Thanks. I'm not too high on the scale (around 230 at my heaviest) but bad habits for years and no motivation to make a change makes it difficult to get started. People telling me how different I look (weight tends to come off your face and waist first) is a great motivator, too.
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KA1N3R@reddit

It's not. It's a negligible amount compared to getting your diet straight.
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param_T_extends_THOT@reddit

I'm thinking you mean lifting weights will not help you burn much calories, right? Or did you mean running or indoor cycling for example?
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KA1N3R@reddit

Both. My point is not that it doesn't burn more calories, my point is that it isn't worth focusing on when the goal is losing weight. Your food intake is 99% of it.
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param_T_extends_THOT@reddit

Oh shit. so the fatties that go to the gym to do mostly nothing anyways are not progressing because they keep eating like whales and not because they're not exercising hard enough?
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KA1N3R@reddit

You know, you don't have to be a cunt. Exercising is healthy either way.
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param_T_extends_THOT@reddit

Sure. Sorry for the rudeness i suppose. Still doesn't change the fact that they'd probably be better off knowing it's their eating habits the issue, not not hitting the gym hard enough.
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ColumbusJewBlackets@reddit

Very true, but building more muscle will increase your resting metabolic rate which will cause significant increases in calories burned over time.
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KA1N3R@reddit

Not really. A kg of muscle burns 13kcal a day and a kg of fat burns 5kcal a day. Also a negligible difference, amounting to like a slice or two of sandwich bread a day.
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The_Nude_Mocracy@reddit

That's 130 kcal more burned just sitting there doing nothing like OP was in the pool, that could be 10% extra daily expenditure for the average sedentary land whale
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KA1N3R@reddit

It's a benefit, sure, but one cookie completely negates it. I'm not saying it's worthless, I'm saying it isn't much worth focusing on when you're trying to lose weight.
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ColumbusJewBlackets@reddit

You’re right, resting metabolic rate was the wrong term. I should have said active metabolic rate. More muscles require more energy to move so more muscle will increase the calories burned while doing every day activities.
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I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR@reddit

Exercise is probably the most healthy thing you can do for your body other than quitting smoking. But it's largely good for your vasculature, circulation, training your heart, and building up muscle. But humans are shockingly efficient at exercising, which is why running doesn't burn that many more calories than walking the same distance. But stressing the system regularly is really good e.g. for strengthening the heart
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Zake_64@reddit

There is a host of other benefits, but purely in terms of burning calories, it's really not, objectively speaking. A mile on the treadmill at 6 mph is only like 100-200 calories for most people. Diet management is more efficient by far
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ThreeScoopsOfHooah@reddit

Drink a 600 calorie milkshake, and it will take 50-60 minutes of running to offset those calories. So compared to how many calories you get from food, and how quickly you can eat a ton of them, exercise isn't as effective for weight loss. It's still important since the extra muscle mass will increase how many calories you burn, but it's not going to offset a shitty diet.
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annonimity2@reddit

Your body burns 1300 to 2000 calories without any activity, you burn about 100 calories by running a mile.
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Mighoyan@reddit

Doesn't the brain is also a big consumer of our calories.
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JBSquared@reddit

Yeah, our brains are probably the biggest single contributor to our calorie use. Most of the rest of it is used to passively run your body. Circulation, body temp, digestion, breathing, etc. A surprisingly small percentage of our caloric intake is used to actually move our bodies.
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its-nex@reddit

1 calorie per IQ point?
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bsbbtnh@reddit

So just being in water will burn calories. Like, sitting in room temperature water, for the average person, will burn like 25 calories or more an hour. For someone OP's size, it's going to be higher. He's like double the healthy weight, and probably nearly double the surface area. So maybe 50 calories an hour, just being in the water. Then you have minimal activity. Even something like floating in water will burn like 100 calories an hour, for a normal weight person. OP is double the weight and will burn roughly double the calories. So you're looking at roughly 600 calories, plus 150 from being in room temp water. 750 calories, basically a meal for a normal person. If the OP switched from laying in bed doing nothing to laying in the pool doing nothing, he is likely seeing more activity in the rest of his day, even if it is minimal. Standing more, sitting more. The water will also impact his metabolism throughout the rest of the day. And then you think about cortisol. The reduction in stress from relaxing in the pool will reduce his cortisol levels. That will reduce his appetite, and this could result in thousands of calories that he isn't eating. But 30 lbs in 2 weeks from 3 hours of floating in water is unlikely. Dude likely didn't weigh himself the day prior to starting, and was likely on a downward trend.
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FooFighter95@reddit

Not necessarily. You are in water so you lose more body heat form heat transfer. So your body compensates and burns more calories
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VanicFanboy@reddit

You ever seen a video of fat dogs losing weight? They have those treadmills they walk on where they’re half-submerged in water for ages Next time you’re at a beach, just walk along the coastline while submerged up to your shoulders in water. It’s a full-body workout
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CrimsonMkke@reddit

I swam competitively for like 10 years, I know how much work it is, but even the dog walking in the treadmill is walking, just like you would if you were treading water. Just laying around the pool isn’t going to burn that much weight, especially in summer while it’s warm out. I knew plenty of chubby swimmers who were in the water for hours a day doing actual workouts in the water.
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ssrow@reddit

Chubby sure, not all swimmers got sub 20% body fat, but consider anon's morbidly obese ass was 290 lbs it's probably not too hard to lose 30 even if he's just laying around lmao
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Puk1983@reddit

I am afraid of seamonsters..
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El_Diegote@reddit

Sea monsters are afraid of fat fucks
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Idiot_of_Babel@reddit

But if the fat fucks walk in the sea then they won't be fat anymore Nice try kraken
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Xrcane@reddit

But are fucks afraid of fat sea monsters?
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sharkbait-oo-haha@reddit

Your mum still gets rammed every night. So, no.
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Clanstantine@reddit

Anon went from never leaving his gaming chair to moving in the pool.
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Loves_octopus@reddit

When you’re that heavy you really don’t. He’s moving around more than he would on the couch watching hentai for 10 hours a day. 3 hours of movement is a lot when you’re that heavy.
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KhajiitSupremacist@reddit

> This shit makes you burn calories fast. Expecialy when the water is cold. Currently trying to lose weight. I live right next to the Sea of Galilee and the water is pretty cold now. I'll try swimming there regularly and see if I lose some weight
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No-Trouble814@reddit

I think the takeaway is less “swimming is a silver bullet” and more “find an exercise you enjoy.” For anon, swimming didn’t feel like exercise, because it didn’t feel hard, and they enjoyed it, so they exercised way more than they normally did. Three hours of exercise a day is *way* more than the average person gets, anon could have done pretty much anything that involves physical exertion and gotten good results. So find something you enjoy, and do it. It could be bird watching, collecting wildflowers, doesn’t matter as long as you’re moving and enjoying it. You’ll spend far more time than you would on an “effective” exercise that you hate, and therefore get better results.
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benmcsausage@reddit

Yes but you don’t lose 30 pounds from swimming in 2 weeks, that’s legit like 100,000 calories
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Malinnus@reddit

Actually true lol, 30 pounds of fat is smth in the ballpark of 125k kcal
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CrimsonMutt@reddit

> 125k kcal 125 megacalories
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ElChapinero@reddit

People always think weight = fat. But weight itself is gravity acting upon your mass.
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UnitLemonWrinkles@reddit

If he didn't weigh himself before he could've been making an assumption. He's also at a summer home and I doubt that his family kept a fully stocked fridge so snacks might have been reduced. Best case he's looking at burning maybe 1000-1500 below maintenance. At 1000 less than maintenance he could burn like 4 pounds a week. He could probably lose 20 pounds over a month and 10 pounds from losing water weight in the pool.
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benmcsausage@reddit

1000 less than maintenance would only result in two pounds of real fat lost per week, everything else is glycogen and water which is regained very quickly.
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UnitLemonWrinkles@reddit

You're right, 2 pounds a week. Still a decent chunk of weight to lose. I feel like he probably didn't lose 30 pounds but I could see him losing 10-15 including the water weight.
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NoLikeVegetals@reddit

Pretty much. Anon discovered Calories In Calories Out (CICO) as a weight loss strategy. This is the only "diet" that works. All other diets are just different ways to achieve CICO.
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Bob_Sacamano111@reddit

Exactly what I was thinking
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Adama222@reddit

My doctor told me « Fatass love swimming because they don’t feel their weight in there »
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Quaschimodo@reddit

yeah it's great. you don't feel the sweat either.
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Syper@reddit

Do you actually sweat a lot in water, even if you're exercising? Isn't the point of sweating to use liquid to cool down the body, which would seem kind of redundant if you're already in water?
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Quaschimodo@reddit

AFAIK if you're really swimming you're heating up pretty much. in that case the sweat glands produce sweat even though you're already being water cooled
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qwedsa789654@reddit

love that part, but feel like I m not breathing bad enough for the laps I do, but go any harder shoulders got sore...how to train the lung harder when swimming?
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Darthjinju1901@reddit

You should learn to take quick breaths every time you move your arms, instead of holding your breath for as long as possible. Holding breaths is bad technique, which burns you out a lot faster.
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geminiwave@reddit

This is very wrong, and also ignores the need to train your lungs and cardiovascular system. Signed: former competitive swimming champ.
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VictorAst228@reddit

i is really good for a 25 meter rush since you don’t waste time
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Darthjinju1901@reddit

Yeah, that is true. But it's like sprinting. And as much as sprinting is good, it's better for your health if you do long jogs with a set pace.
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4nalBlitzkrieg@reddit

They both work equally well if done correctly. The difference is that HIT takes less time to complete.
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ZivilynBane1@reddit

Every other or third stroke is fine and better for everything under a mile freestyle. Breast stroke is great for fitness/long swims, very comfortable stroke. Some people love back/elementary back but I never got over the water boarding reaction Butterfly is for insane people who think they can swim like a dolphin.
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zman021200@reddit

I just hate hitting my head on the damn pool wall whenever I do backstroke.
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noclownpornforyou@reddit

Learn to count your strokes and that won’t be an issue. It’s what we learned when I took swim lessons as a kid
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clitoreum@reddit

I like butterfly because I get to slap the water as I move
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qwedsa789654@reddit

sorry i meant how to train cardio harder swimming
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Softspokenclark@reddit

ideally every stroke, but every other stroke is fine exhale through mouth and nose simultaneously when face is under water, and then when face is turned outward, to the side - in the air, inhale. same technique for breast stroke but just look forward
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MrFoxxie@reddit

Exercise isn't really to train your lungs (your lungs are also not muscles that can be trained, what you'd be training is your diaphragm) The primary point of exercise is to train your heart muscles to be always pumping, to use up excess energy so they don't get stored as fat, and in slimming down cases, to use up even more energy beyond your daily consumption so you use a bit of your longterm reserves (which is primarily stored as fat) Breathing harder does not = more energy burned If you walked 10km daily, you wouldn't be breathing hard throughout, but you'd still slim down a lot because of the energy you're spending.
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qwedsa789654@reddit

bad english just want to meant train cardio
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Guiltspoon@reddit

Kickboards and working on kicking for more of your movement through the water. I'm a shoulder swimmer as well and get more propulsion from strokes than kicks but your legs are bigger muscles and if you can train them to work harder you'll be less sore in the shoulders and go further and faster. Kick from the hips with only a small bend in the knee. Bending your knees too much will put strain on your knees and can cause injury long term, imagine your legs like scissors keep them basically straight and the power comes from your quads and hips. If your pool has a close try to do laps on a set time that is challenging and barely lets you catch your breath. I was doing 60 second laps that gave me like 15 seconds to breath and did 10 of those so I swam 500 yards in 10 minutes and kept me breathing hard. If you can breath every 3 strokes that's ideal but try to get at least 2 before a breath. Holding your breath isn't very beneficial but can be practiced a bit when pushing off the wall if you want to make it a good distance underwater before starting your swimming. The more you do the longer and faster you'll be going it's just a practice thing. I've seen some swimmers who can only do one lap at a time before they need to breath then after months one day it clicks and they're swimming 1000s of yards nonstop.
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qwedsa789654@reddit

Ks of yards without breathing? thats crazy
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adventurepony@reddit

big gulps of air underwater should do it
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p_cool_guy@reddit

Why are you avoiding being sore? That's your muscles working out
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VilkasTheBlind@reddit

Focus first on making sure you have the correct form when you’re doing your strokes. If there is a lifeguard around or someone else who looks like they know what they’re doing, usually they don’t mind taking a peek at your stroke if you ask them to give you some pointers. They will be able to tell you where you’re doing well and what you need to work on to be able to breathe properly and last longer during your workouts. This will also help you avoid that shoulder pain you were talking about - it’s sooo so essential to maintain form if you’re going to be swimming for a period of time to avoid muscle fatigue/improper balance. I swam competitively all throughout my childhood and teens but only ever breathed on my right side (despite many, MANY years of screaming from coaches) which means my left side is super inflexible now in my mid 20s. I’m also in physio to help fix some issues where my right shoulder blade literally clicks across my ribs due to rotator cuff impingement and hyper mobility. You’ll notice that when you’re doing the stroke properly your muscles need to work less to go faster and you’ll need to breathe faster to keep up. After warmup I recommend doing ladder sets. Start with 50m of one stroke, then 100m of another, then 150m, 200m, 400m, up to 800m if you can make it there, with short rests in between (no longer than a minute) and trying to keep the same pacing. Once you’ve gotten to your ladder’s peak, whatever that is, take yourself back down in the same steps you went up in (800m, 400m, 200m, 150, etc). Again only short rests in between. Whether or not you’re interested in true endurance swimming, ladder sets are a great way to work on your pacing and get your fitness in while avoiding the boredom of just doing one thing for an hour. It also gets you to focus on your breathing because trust me, you will get tired. Good luck on your journey my friend! See you in the water :)
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OKBuddyFortnite@reddit

I think you are supposed to take a quick breath to the side (as opposed to raising your head straight up) every 3rd stroke in front crawl
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pxn4da@reddit

Dive
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OneSweet1Sweet@reddit

Like the majestic sperm whale you are
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LittleBear32@reddit

A really good exercise for breath control that I always do for a warmup is jumping in and out of water while being in the pool. So you take a breath, dive into a squat position underwater and then push with your legs to jump out then take another breath and continue without pause.
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TheBeastlyStud@reddit

If you're looking to train your breath hold. I'd suggest a pool where there's parts you don't have to actively swim. Pick a spot either in the deeper or deepest parts and let yourself sink to the bottom. Once you hit the bottom jump so that you break the surface and take a breath. Repeat 5 times to start out with, 10 times when you get a bit more used to it. Another one is to drop below the water surface and only move while at the bottom. The goal is to hit the other side coming up as little as possible. You're not really swimming at the bottom it' closer to crawling. To start out I would stay in the shallow end and once you get more comfortable then start hitting the deep end.
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gadzooks_sean@reddit

Wear floaties
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crackcrackcracks@reddit

Get some dumbells and do some shoulder presses on a chair for shoulders, easy af don't even sweat if you're not going too hard, for lungs just swim more, cardios best for that anyway and swimming counts.
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awsomedutchman@reddit

Every time you do a stroke take a breath on one side. So tske your left arm for example. Say youre doing the breast stroke. Right arm in left arm on the backside out for another stroke, take a breath. Left arm in, right arm in, left arm out for another stroke, take a breath. Also breathe out while underwater. Only breathe in when you do the stroke, takes waaaay too long to do both when your head is out.
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OvercastqT@reddit

Do more
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samsteak@reddit

Damn disgusting
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Reallyso@reddit

It is great joint friendly cardio.
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HopefulPrimary5445@reddit

As a weightlifter swimming and cycling is so much better than running/walking because you have more body weight than usual + the joint stress from squats etc. I came from a long distance running background and didn’t realise how much nicer it was until I bought a bike
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Unspoken@reddit

try rowing
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schmitzel88@reddit

Rowing is good too but I have a hard time not getting bored doing it on a machine, and doing it for real is too inconvenient to do as regular exercise. I have a rower I use 20 minutes a day in the winter, but as soon as it's warm enough out I'm out biking immediately.
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Legitimate-Love-5019@reddit

Just put a video on your phone and use AirPods. Best motivation is find a good entertaining video that’s 40 mins long before you go to the gym, put it on and commit to watching the whole thing while working out.
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Bleglord@reddit

100% I can do a lot of cardio on a bike, running makes me want to die
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_Apu_Punchau_@reddit

I’m the opposite. If I’m on a stationary bike I feel dead after like 30 min and it says I burned like 200 calories. I can run 5 miles over 45-50 minutes and burn 750-800 calories.
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wildcard1992@reddit

Stationary bikes suck compared to real cycling
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HopefulPrimary5445@reddit

Research has shown any stationary exercise is more painful bc you don’t have a natural changing scene to take your mind off the physical sensation
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adventurepony@reddit

A good instructor in a spin class is all you need. I'd still go on long slow runs but cycling helps rebuild your knees. (or break them to pieces i dunno i'm no doctor but it worked for my dumbass)
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Trevski@reddit

Not to mention the shitty going up parts are not rewarded with kickass going down parts
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HopefulPrimary5445@reddit

Natural interval training right?
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NoiseIsTheCure@reddit

Real shit dude, I need to get my bike fixed because hitting the streets on a good day is exhilarating, but I've tried doing stationary bike at the gym and it's just misery
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Cuddlyaxe@reddit

Yes but also no music on bike unless you want to get flattened by a car (or be lame as use a stationary one)
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Carlos_Spicyweiner42@reddit

I feel like if you can find some kind of mount for your bars (you can mount my bar) you can put your phone on there and play music on the phone speaker. I do agree tho excercise is unbearable without music. I used to have a Bluetooth speaker i jimmied onto my bike handlebars and while I was concerned I was annoying people on the trails, I’m sure it wasn’t a big deal and faded away as I rode past them. So when I get my new bike this summer ima just use my phone speaker. Also depending on where you’re riding, if you’re riding a mountain bike on a mountain, you probably SHOULD play your music loud because it will help a bear hear you coming and wig him out and scare him off ideally
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BaconJacobs@reddit

I believe it also burns a fuck ton of calories as your body maintains 98F in a giant mass of 80F degree super heat transfer water.
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Sexy_gastric_husband@reddit

Agreed. My old nemesis Gravity can't hurt me in the pool.
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FocusedFossa@reddit

Unless you're more dense than water. So, cut back on eating lead.
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Choozery@reddit

Fat is less dense tho
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FocusedFossa@reddit

But lead isn't. Because of Newton's second law (ΣF=ma) and the cohesion of the particles comprising your body, your effective buoyancy depends on the average density of your entire body. Eating lead increases your *average* density, which decreases your effective buoyancy.
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Sexy_gastric_husband@reddit

You can't tell me how to live my life
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OnTheProwl-@reddit

You really needed a doctor to tell you whales like water?
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BonkeyKongthesecond@reddit

Swimming really helps, but Anon shouldn't be too happy, since the weight loss in the beginning is mostly water and lose fat. After a while it will become less and you can probably be happy for two or three lbs a week (which still is "a lot")
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cuck-alpha_bull-beta@reddit

Anon can't tell difference between jacuzzi and pool, and hence he just sweat 30 pounds of water weight.
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FreeGames987654@reddit

water weight
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PrivatePoocher@reddit

Anon so gassy he osmosised his water weight out. He's pure lard now.
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bialetti808@reddit

Still good
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darthiw@reddit

No, it’s not permanent
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DirtyDan413@reddit

Is any weight loss permanent
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SawdustIsMyCocaine@reddit

If you're not a lazy fatass like anon, yes
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andrew0703@reddit

it’s still a good place to start and can be a nice spot of encouragement to keep going
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AlfredKnows@reddit

Actually it is really good for bigger people to start in pool as there is less stress on joints.
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felipebarroz@reddit

Also, if the fatasses are all in the pool, we don't need to see them anywhere else. Win win.
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NetStaIker@reddit

Yea and if he ever achieves normal weight his legs will be JACKED, they’re already one bad day away from snapping anyways
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Mantraz@reddit

I had a obese friend go on a pilgrimage trip for 6 months. Just walking. Man came back lean af, not much muscle mass in his torso, but solid quads. But his calves. His calves man. Unreal. I swear the Olympia open division would've placed him top 3 calves of all time.
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Bluten11@reddit

Can confirm, I'm 6'3 200 pounds, but was overweight and played a lot of tennis when I was younger, have godlike calves and can easily do 2x my weight on calf raises just by playing tennis when fat
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Lost_And_NotFound@reddit

I often think how much stronger I could be if I just ‘carried’ an extra 20kg all the time. Lugging around a 20kg suitcase around the airport is enough of a pain, I couldn’t imagine having that on me forever. Can you just wear super weighted clothes to gain that strength?
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Logan_MacGyver@reddit

I was 95 kg in 9th grade, I had a backpack that was about 15kg (an old laptop, books, a liter of water and a half liter thermos of coffee), lost a considerable amount of weight since but my calves can't handle light jogging
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sendm3boobz@reddit

If the military is anything to go by joint pain will probs be the greatest strength u gain
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Lost_And_NotFound@reddit

Well I certainly assume that’s what fat people get as well.
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sendm3boobz@reddit

Oh it is
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AangKetchum@reddit

They sell weight vests/ jackets that people wear to walk/ jog and let you customize how much extra weight you're wearing. Put on an oversized hoodie or loose clothing, and nobody would ever know. Just don't wear anything tight because it will look like you're wearing a suicide vest
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makomirocket@reddit

Or they'll stay like mine and as they are the largest muscle, they also retain the the most fat and refuse to go give it up the most
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LovejoyBurnerAcc@reddit

less uncomfortable too, can't feel the sweat
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nosekexp@reddit

Why do you bring big people into this? We are talking about fatties.
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Isneezepepsi@reddit

If you did intermittent fasting and didn’t lose weight you didn’t do it right 🤔 stupid fatty
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Admirable_Celery_110@reddit

The whales are returning to the sea....
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KissMePapi@reddit

Life is easier when you inherent dat jew family money right
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RickyCardio@reddit

Also very possible that you were unable to shove crap down your throat for the three hours you were swimming so you were eating less
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AltwrnateTrailers@reddit

Its doing it every day that becomes the hard part.
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DankElderberries420@reddit

Great, now spread the word so we not fatties don't have to look at those rolls anymore
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SenatorTreason@reddit

Find your joy. Also, fake and gay.
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ForSiljaforever@reddit

What most obese people for some reason don't seem to understand is that, if you eat less calories than you spend, you lose weight. Yeah it is actually that easy. What you eat and how much, is the single biggest factor to how you weigh
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Logan_MacGyver@reddit

Yeah, I went from 95 to 85kg in the first few months of quarantine despite sitting at the computer from 8am til midnight - 4AM. I just didn't feel like eating much. I only had dinners because I didn't feel like having breakfast or lunch, and we had no snacks at home, substituting snacks for a vape too
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KishiBashiEnjoyer@reddit

Yeah, for me it was a bit of a sudden extreme change going from >3000 cal a day to \~2000 cal. It took my metabolism months to properly adjust but I now lost like 90lbs but I still want to do more. Good thing that I am a 6'3 dude
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SurreallyAThrowaway@reddit

On an individual basis, yeah, maybe. On a societal basis? We didn't become fat based on a societal shift in willpower. There are very credible studies that can link level of food processing to different amounts of weight gain, even for the same calories. In rat being fed by scientists, so none of the usual bullshit applies. There are poorly understood but well documented massive differences in the western microbiome versus in places where there is less societal obesity. Experiments where microbiome replenishment have led to substantial weight loss. We know there are medications that cause weight gain. It's a common side effect of lithium when used for mental health, and we know that people working in industries where lithium is used as a lubricant have higher levels of obesity. So yeah, if an individual wants to improve themselves, Calories in, Calories out. But if as a society we want to fix this, we need to be investing in the science to find and fix the systemic causes, because a societal failing isn't caused by a personal shortcoming.
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KappaKingKame@reddit

That simple =\= that easy.
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Grembert@reddit

They don't want to understand. I've had this discussion with so many people asking me how I lost weight, they want to hear some secret trick or easy cheat that requires no effort on their part. No wonder that all these "easy weight loss" and diet scams keep being successful even though NONE of them work in the long term.
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MonkeyPanls@reddit

"you can't outrun your fork"
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_massive_balls_@reddit

Anon washes out half the pool water every time he cannonballs into it.
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Kcolb3@reddit

>tried diet and intermittent fasting etc. No you didn't fatass. Stop being delusional.
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jedikraken@reddit

"I did what you suggested, and you're wrong." "N-NANIII? IMPOSSIB-" Yeah maybe not everybody who is overweight can be solved with the ridiculously oversimplified "calories in calories out" model. And maybe, just maybe, fat people are also human beings. Maybe they're generally worthy of respect, unlike people who waste time shaming them on the internet. What a crazy thought, right? Better get back to mommy's basement and snuggle up in a blankey so we can tell the fatties how bad they are, like tough smart big boys, amirite? That'll show 'em.
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ihatetaxesandboats@reddit

Lmao someone got high on gas station weed
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420FireStarter69@reddit

Everyone who is overweight can be solved with the ridiculously oversimplified "calories in calories out" model. Some just don't have the will to do it. They need to look for other ways. It's good anon was able to find and exercise he really liked.
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jedikraken@reddit

Did you learn this from Andrew Tate? Because I learned the opposite in my college food and nutrition management diploma.
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420FireStarter69@reddit

Tell me how a 6 foot man that weights 300 lbs could possibility not lose weight on a 2000 cal. a day diet?
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DarkSkyKnight@reddit

Will is part of it but you got to get rid of industrially processed food from your diet, since those are far too calorie-dense are are intentionally made to be addictive.
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Incendas1@reddit

Not everyone, but if this doesn't work for you, you have a health problem and then you go to a doctor anyway. I assume you're speaking about doing a calorie deficit CICO is always a true phenomenon but people talk about it like it's "a diet" - it's not, it just means if you aren't losing weight then something else has changed like the CO part (usually bad if it happens randomly) Had big hyperthyroidism problems for a while, it more than doubled my TDEE and affects both the CI and CO parts. Hypothyroidism is basically the opposite. But they can also overlap or have different symptoms It's not usually safe to lose weight when you have severe metabolic problems so you might have to wait until the meds work, which is several months at minimum and/or surgery for some Hoping my doctor says I can go running again soon as well
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Fkin_Degenerate6969@reddit

Fat is stored excess energy. If you're overweight, you take in more energy than you need and store it as fat. This is objectively true. Another objective truth is that it's impossible to get more energy output than input. With both of these things established tell me how it's possible for this model not to apply to any one person?
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jedikraken@reddit

I mean, I eat probably 50% over my "caloric allowance" and live a sedentary lifestyle. I have for years. And yet, I'm not obese. It's far more complicated than that. Your nody can control both use of calories at rest (which is the vast majority) and how many calories are, for example, simply pooped out. Simplifying it like this is saying that diabetes is a sugar in and sugar out problem, so just starve yourself and you'll be fine - which, by the way, worls for about one to two years, after which people usually die without insulin.
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Fkin_Degenerate6969@reddit

Me when I spread misinformation online
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jedikraken@reddit

Something something, chess with a pidgeon, something something think they've won.
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Fkin_Degenerate6969@reddit

So good you just had to post it twice 🤯
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jedikraken@reddit

Something something, chess with a pidgeon, something something think they've won.
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Fkin_Degenerate6969@reddit

This is so true
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Immatt55@reddit

I've lost 80 pounds this year and so I'm confident in saying that being fat is both a choice and destroys your life and body. So yes, you need to either eat less calories or do something to burn more. Respect as a human? Sure. Tolerance from society encouraging your bad habits, absolutely not.
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jedikraken@reddit

For you, fine. That's anecdotal evidence, though. It doesn't apply to everyone. I eat like a dumpster and never gain weight - if CICO was correct, I should have died from obesity by now. Also, study found that healthy habits make being overweight irrelevant in terms of all-cause mortality.
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Immatt55@reddit

I love how your 1 counterpoint is also antedoctal evidence and you then proceed to cite a study you made no attempt to link or even name. Genuinely such a bad response I'm not sure if I should be wasting my time responding to such a troll. CICO is correct however there are unseen factors that will make simple online calculators ineffective, such as personal metabolism, sleeping habits, stress levels, still getting proper nutrients ect. Without knowing you or your life I'd have to assume you vastly overestimate how much you eat, along with being lucky with a fast metabolism or you're already fat and the garbage you're shoveling is simply maintaining your weight, not increasing it.
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jedikraken@reddit

I reason with people where they are, including people stuck in backward thinking backed by anecdotal evidence. I went to college for this and I'm qualified to open a nutrition counselling practice under actual licensed certification. I know very well how many calories I eat. My question is why you're so certain of this. Did you check the facts yourself? Or did you see that fat people were being treated badly, and make a psychological wall to protect yourself from the fear that one day you could get fat too?
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Neglectful_Stranger@reddit

Am fat. We are not worthy of respect. Being fat is a choice.
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Fkin_Degenerate6969@reddit

Nah man. Being fat is terrible and anyone overweight should start doing something about it but this way of thinking is terrible for you. This mindset will haunt you long after you may have lost the weight and you'll be just as unhappy as when you started, maybe even more.
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Kcolb3@reddit

Lolololol😂 >Yeah maybe not everybody who is overweight can be solved with the ridiculously oversimplified "calories in calories out" model. Nope, literally can. Its really that easy >fat people are also human beings. Maybe they're generally worthy of respect, Nope
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jedikraken@reddit

So, how's the 8th grade going?
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Kcolb3@reddit

Pretty average all things considered. Hows weight loss going ?
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jedikraken@reddit

Pretty well, since I stopped believing what confidently ignorant people tell me.
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Kcolb3@reddit

So not at all. No shame in that my friend.
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jedikraken@reddit

I'll take "literal nonsequiturs" for $200
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Kcolb3@reddit

I dont know what that means. I didn't even see that your post was that long so i didn't rwad it past the first two lines lolol. But eating is very nice. I do it a lot myself. But being decently jaked also rules😎
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jedikraken@reddit

Tiktok brainrot strikes again.
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Kcolb3@reddit

I dont know what that means
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vicsj@reddit

More like he tried and wasn't able to maintain the habit / routine. Hfw you actually lose weight when you're being consistent and all he needed was a habit that was so void of effort it's almost impossible not to maintain it.
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Kuronis@reddit

When people try to lose weight they change too much of their lifestyle too fast. This can be really stressful and hard to maintain until it becomes a habit
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Reallyso@reddit

Propably tries some hgihly regarded influencer get ripped quick program that is all pain and very little gain. Hard to make a habit of those and you simply dont know any better.
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Grembert@reddit

Probably tried them for a day and gave up.
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Jernyjern@reddit

How fat can a person be, losing 30lb by breathing
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Carlos_Spicyweiner42@reddit

Fitness nuts (into your mouth), does swimming like this do good work? Like I’m around 290 but want to lose more and walking for 30 mins a day on the treadmill, idk if that’s working for me. If I were to swim in the lap lane 30 minutes to an hour, would that be equivalent to or better then a treadmill? I usually try to go 3 to 4 times a week to the gym, and been mainly doing cardio (just treadmill for 30 mins until I get under 290 again, then may start lifting again). But I want progress like OP. My ideal weight is 250 for now, until I actually get there and I’ll prob wanna keep losing, but I also want strength. Not necessarily muscles, but strength. Basically I’m just curious if swimming for an hour a day for 3 to 4 days a week would be good at helping me lose weight, and if it’s better than a treadmill? It’s mainly fat because I lost 100 lbs already, so fat and loose skin
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CancerDogg@reddit

The most important thing when losing weight is to be in a calorie deficit but gaining muscle does help because you will burn more calories developing and maintaining them. Cardio is far from the best way to lose weight but swimming is just about the best cardio there is and it’s easy to be more consistent because at least in my opinion it’s fun. It’s also much easier on your joints than running or jumping. Give it a go.
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Carlos_Spicyweiner42@reddit

Thank you, I think I will! I got a membership at the Y and we got a pool, so I’m definitely gonna go for a swim next workout instead of a walk 🙂
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TorielMommyMilk@reddit

Swimming best exercise, works every muscle group
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Gettinrekt1@reddit

when you weigh a lot, any actual exercise will do wonders.
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42dudes@reddit

When I was living at a place with a pool, I practically lived in the water. Laps during the day for exercise, ladies in the hot tub, late night gravity bongs. Even in CA, it was expensive to heat and maintain all that, but I had a little 70s Boogie Nights mansion, and the pool really completed the vibe.
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heycommonfella@reddit

My biggest regret in life till now, is not being close to a place where i can swim, everytime i go somewhere that i have a "swimable" place i spend 90% of my time inside the water
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ItHurt5T0B3Th1sH1p@reddit

Pools are amazing. Water Therapy has helped hundreds of thousands of people heal, lose weight
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Mrhood714@reddit

fat people are pathetically lazy - it doesn't take a lot to lose weight. You could literally EAT LESS and lose weight. Instead they just keep going through the EFFORT of eating a shit ton of food and sugar. It takes serious EFFORT to do that.
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landartheconqueror@reddit

Aquatic exercises are great for obese people because the buoyancy relieves a lot of the weight on joints
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bitt3n@reddit

anon was caked in 27 pounds of grime
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Creepy_Priority_4398@reddit

Congratulations!
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buddy-bun-dem@reddit

these are the greentexts we need to keep coming
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brazosriver@reddit

Swimmin'! The best exercise, works every muscle group. Anyway, $4 a pound.
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AdUsed1000@reddit

Oh yeah, swimming is fucking differnt, everyone i know who swims is like "oh yeah i gotta eat my light snack of 5000 calories to keep my weight normal"
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Mooweetye@reddit

Swimming is singlehandedly the greatest full body, cardiovascular exercise their is. The only thing comparable is mixed martial arts and sprint training which are both much harder on your body.
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WeeeeeUuuuuuWeeeUuuu@reddit

Swimming is deeply underrated. It's the only form of exercise that does't fuck your joints up. So for fighting obesity, it should be the most recommended form of exercise.
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DrWeezilsRevenge@reddit

Three less hours a day he’s not eating.
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Tarnishedhollow8@reddit

Swimming is THE best weight loss shit
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mrsillies123@reddit

Casual swimming is the way to go brothers
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MadHatterFR@reddit

Hey my 2k23 character weighs exactly 263 pounds
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EnvironmentalDeal256@reddit

Kinda makes you wonder why hippopotamuses are so fat.
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Ferrous_Irony@reddit

That's the thing, they aren't. Those fucks are a ton and a half of solid muscle, which is why they are terrifying.
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Matt-ayo@reddit

Conventional exercise is hard on an overweight persons' joints, thus unsustainable. Fasting and low impact physical activities, of which swimming is the apex, are much better approaches.
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mofuggnflash@reddit

My understanding is that just being in a pool burns a shit load of calories because your body is trying to keep its internal temperature up.
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tyler111762@reddit

alright. so. Real advice time. No it is not that easy, but yes, swimming is simply the best cardio for several reasons. 1. its the easiest on your joints, so you can go damn near as hard as you want without risk of permanently hurting yourself like you can with running. 2. its a full body work out instead of just a lower body work out like most cardio is. 3. being in cold water puts your body into non-shivering thermogenesis which both increases your calorie burning rate, and incentivises your body to convert fat cells into brown fat, which is metabolically active tissue and helps raise your resting calorie burn rate. 4. being in cold water helps your body vent heat from your muscles and keep you from feeling "worn out" as fast, as getting that heat out of your muscles helps speed up lactic acid break down and reduces inflammation. 5. being in cold water helps keep you at a comfortable core temperature, so you don't get that feeling like you are over heating. If you have trouble doing cardio boys, Try swimming. its a game changer. i cannot overstate how superior swimming is.
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Stigbritt@reddit

If you want real units that's about 131kg to start with and the person lost 13kg.
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Horus737@reddit

Surprised anon didn’t sink to the bottom
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BreadLoafBrad@reddit

Pools are actually incredible tools for weight loss, and swimming is super easy on your joints because there’s no excessive loads on them
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Cultural-Roof-3048@reddit

swimming fun af but i cant float
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7garge@reddit

get fat problem solved
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Vandiirn@reddit

Spent his time floating instead of eating and drinking soft drinks lol
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TheDinosaurWalker@reddit

Turns out anon, really never tried to lose weight
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thesuperbro@reddit

Nothing works my ass.
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Zealotstim@reddit

It's because anon wasn't eating the whole time in the pool.
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1Heineken@reddit

your fat ass forget to eat in the water thats why u lost weight going to go yet still eating 10 meals wont make u loose weight
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Onbekendkill@reddit

He just lost muscle mass
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LoadOk5992@reddit

Who knew that exercise leads to weight loss?
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_C_ommunist@reddit

whale in its natural habitat
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Hamzokxx@reddit

I don’t know if this was said already here in this thread, but swimming is incredible for weight loss because other than the fact that it is a physical workout just like any other , the water is also absorbing heat from the body, and your organism is trying harder to maintain its normal temperature so it burns more calories than normal. So you literally can lose weight just sitting in the water(probably a bad way to go about losing weight but scientifically your body will have to burn more calories to maintain heat as we’re warm-blooded).
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Mephil_@reddit

Anon takes a bath and loses 30 pounds of grime.
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eritain231@reddit

Cardio is the best for weightloss and swimming is the most intense form of cardio so yeah checks out.
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Gunner_E4@reddit

Losing 27 pounds in 2 weeks is not normal, could be the body fighting cancer.
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UranusSmellsGood@reddit

ur still a fatass anon
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MR_DERP_YT@reddit

On an unrelated topic, how does Uranus smell?
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Benebs-@reddit

https://www.astronomy.com/science/uranus-smells-exactly-how-you-think-it-does/
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MR_DERP_YT@reddit

Man I'm too lazy to read this but for anyone like me, TLDR; The major compound in Uranus atmosphere is Hydrogen Sulphide which smells like stank and rotten egs, so Uranus would more or less smell like Rotten eggs
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halfcutpenis@reddit

***good***
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john181183@reddit

So....they didn't actually try before?
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moon__lander@reddit

Anon dissolved 27 pounds of fat in his parents' pool
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scottishperson2000@reddit

Anon discovers moving
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JabroniBomb@reddit

surprised that the pool didn’t overflow when he got in
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GetNooted@reddit

Anon shit out a 30lb turd in the pool
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ducktape8856@reddit

12 Courics is a lot of crap! Randys world record was just 14...
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TheBigGreenOrk@reddit

Anon is still fatter than Tony Soprano.
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ShopperOfBuckets@reddit

is that a WeeBey Pepe
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VerumJerum@reddit

Anon's finds the natural environment for his manatee-like physique.
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hardwood1979@reddit

Swimming is about as good a way to exercise as exists.
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Szegapoti@reddit

Who wouldve known a whale feels good in water ay?
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firuz0@reddit

Swimming is the king of casual exercises.
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schlamster@reddit

> NEET is swimming NEET is cool > NEET loses weight in parents pool > NEET don’t know NEET don’t care > NEET lose weight under parental care
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PatrickStanton877@reddit

Awesome
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Jamgull@reddit

Swimming is really good exercise, and it burns calories quickly
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Petertitan99999@reddit

Guess thats the manatee died now.
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Kisiliksiz@reddit

Finally decent amount nonsense greentext.
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zombienekers@reddit

Anon loses water weight and realises he still has a long ass way to go
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