MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
I don't like George Floyd but the autopsy report straight up says he died from the knee on his neck.
MerliniusDeMidget
Anon isn't a fan of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
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Anon is a sexpest
Posted by Fun_Purpose6972@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 121 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Good luck getting past the Lego mine fields, man.
Anon goes number 5
Posted by Proof_Order1860@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 71 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
We don't actually read here, man.
Anon's dream girl
Posted by Hawkky12@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 126 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Sorry brother but this is r/4chan, we are legally required to make up reasons for why we can't get girlfriends so we don't feel bad about not trying at all.
Germ/anon steals a catchphrase
Posted by OberbeastSabaoth@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 202 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Well played, Epstein.
Anon on a streamer breakup.
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
\>couple says they've grown apart
\>they even joke about it after making it public
\>everyone is making random ass theories about the truth behind their breakup
have y'all never grown apart from anyone in your life? does everything need to be so damn dramatic to you people?
Name the game
Posted by crimsonfukr457@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 795 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Star wars battlefront 2015, I specifically remember the hoth map, not many games have immersed me like that.
anon needs to go outside
Posted by blueeyedbabe-89@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 424 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Bought new parts like 3-4 months ago and it feels like i was on the last chopper out of saigon
Anon is Russian and Delusional.
Posted by No_Cheetah_8863@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 201 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
yeah dude everything in the west totally sucks now fuck off
Anon goes through the pearly gates (Tel aviv)
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Do people still think that when the bible mentions Israel, it means the state?
Least autistic The Boys fan
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
I'm starting to believe that some people on 4chan are socially inept but idk
2004 > 2024
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Fuck ugly (with ray tracing)*
"Progressivism" isn't a march toward the future, it's a full sprint back to the Stone Age.
Posted by Sneed-Feed-and-Seed@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 532 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
I'm from Denmark. You're supposed to call me Hinga-Dinga Durgen looking ass or something
"Progressivism" isn't a march toward the future, it's a full sprint back to the Stone Age.
Posted by Sneed-Feed-and-Seed@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 532 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
You're expecting redditors to have normal sleep schedules?
The pandered prince
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 339 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
They had every creative liberty there was, but they still just went with a boring ass purple wheel chair.
Are we the badies?
Posted by Curious-Research-559@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 144 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
There's space enough in this world for people to work differently. As long as you're not actively dragging others down, there's no problem :]
Are we the badies?
Posted by Curious-Research-559@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 144 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Happy people make me happy, and when i help people out, they become happy.
anon has high testosterone
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
He's just like me fr (danish and retarded)
Anon meets a grippy sock girl
Posted by bartholomewjohnson@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 316 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
No it's gross because every time you have sex with a different woman your penis shrinks and makes it harder to satisfy your future partner
Also the penis molds itself after the vagina so if you have sex with too many different people it's gonna have a weird shape
Simply put, virgin penis = HUGE and ready to be molded
Whore penis = small and probably shaped weird
Danon is enlightened
Posted by Kooky_Average_1048@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 246 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Burritos are pretty cool too
Elon actually reposted it 🤣
Posted by ENVYisEVIL@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 84 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Yes, i meant to come across as making fun of those people
Elon actually reposted it 🤣
Posted by ENVYisEVIL@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 84 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Yes but wasting our money is okay when [my side of the culture war] does it
End all foreign aid
Posted by EndDemocracy1@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 107 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Well, you can't just let a good war go to waste, can you?
Fatal Attraction
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 167 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
I get that some days doing it multiple times is fun but 2-3 times a day consistently sounds a bit much
Taxation is waste
Posted by fuckthestatemate@reddit | Libertarian | View on Reddit | 60 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
we all know that the majority of that money did not go into those stations
Denmark to allow girls between ages 15 and 17 to have abortions without parental consent
Posted by ObjectiveObserver420@reddit | anime_titties | View on Reddit | 587 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Also raising the abortion limit from 12 to 18 weeks
Anon on Feminism
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Yeah i think that's it
Anon on Feminism
Posted by boomer_posting@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 229 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
No?
Anon on Feminism
Posted by boomer_posting@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 229 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Who called it rape?
Anon on Feminism
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
The sailor and the woman didn't know each other, he literally just grabbed some lady and kissed her, it was legally considered assault even back then but it happened to so many women upon the soldiers' return that basically nothing was done about it.
I was first under the impression that they knew each other so I didn't get the outrage, figured it was a reunification of a couple post-war.
Casual chitchat.
Posted by NevGuy@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 405 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Anon's issues extend beyond his autism
Anon on America
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
Why not just let the kid decide when he grows older?
Real and gay
Posted by KazumaNakajima@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 178 comments
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
\>first time sucking dick
\>everybody finishes within 3 minutes
interesting...