Danon is enlightened | TheaterFire

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Feature_Fries@reddit

This was clearly written by a gigavirgin. Anyone who places this high of a value on sex is obviously not having it.

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Idk what kind of sex you guys are having but sex (not all encounters but most of them) has been the highlight of my life so far. When me and the girl are both feeling it and the magic is right...its the best experience you can have in life I think. I know a lot of people don't enjoy sex for various reasons and I truly feel bad for them. because for me its peak.

Not that its the only fun thing to do. Rollercoasters are fun too!

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Boba0514@reddit

I wish I could find this much pleasure in anything. (sex didn't do it)

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TheElementalDj@reddit

Let me guess, Major Depressive disorder?

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Boba0514@reddit

Meh, idk honestly

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TheElementalDj@reddit

Look into it. Diagnose it. And then do something about it, whether it be hitting the gym or taking a pill whatever it takes to increase your baseline ability to enjoy life

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verwarde_jongere@reddit

idk man, oxycodone gives sex a run for its money

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datpurp14@reddit

The addict in me stomach's churns when I read stuff like this. It's been over 7 years since I've used, but I still feel like a prisoner when I see, hear, or think about those blues.

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TheElementalDj@reddit

Keep it going brother, never look back, grass is always greener yada yada

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AlarmedShower@reddit

I'm going to have to give it a try before I kick the bucket. Honestly I'm prob not gonna have sex in the foreseeable future, if drugs give a similar or better high that may be the way to go.

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GorseB@reddit

This is why I've never done hard drugs. I don't want a drug to be THAT good XD

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GreeceZeus@reddit

If it wasn't for sex, I would have ended it already. What are we here for? For the two days of the week when we aren't working?

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Track607@reddit

What job you have?

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uhmerikin@reddit

Your post history says you're 18. As you get older, priorities change and a lot of things become significantly more important than others.

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auralterror@reddit

As an avid sex enjoyer, I think there's other things that are able to provide greater dopamine and fulfillment than sex. I don't have kids, and if I were to have sex with the goal of having kids, I'm sure that would end up being pretty peak. But sex for pleasure is absolutely surmountable by other things, especially if it's within the context of hedonistic perversion like one night stands. Sex with a true love is great, but barring intentional reproduction, I don't think it's anywhere close to peak. If it is your you, I think you should do more fulfilling things with your time

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GorseB@reddit

How does "intentional reproduction" actually change how you would feel about the sex besides like... the ego boost of it?

And I don't know why you're trying to have a dig at me because your hobbies are soooooo much cooler and more fulfilling then sex. What, in your opinion, are some examples of these greater dopamine having experiences?

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filthy_harold@reddit

Please. Anyone that's had sex knows that busting inside feels so much better than outside.

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GorseB@reddit

yeah but that's not what he said

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rick_regger@reddit

You ask how? Its all in the head, you can cum for pleasure, good fine nice, or you can cum to the fantasy to inpregnated that female that is waiting willingly to receiver your semen.

To be fair, you dont need a real Intention for the fantasy, but some people cant lie to themself as good then others i guess.

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MulvMulv@reddit

Honestly sex is great, but I think adhd and tiktok have fucked my brain into preferring r6 ranked or victoria 3.

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aghastamok@reddit

Ehhh.

I have a rich and rewarding life. Well-paying tech job, fun social life, kids, hobbies I enjoy and a wife I love. I get laid regularly. But still, there's nothing I look forward to more than sex. There's no time I'm more at peace with myself, safe, comfortable than when my pleasure is mixed with my wife's.

Insisting they be 18 is mega creepy though.

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Mig15Hater@reddit

Insisting they be 18 is mega creepy though.

Stop being a cuck lmao.

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aghastamok@reddit

Just my opinion. You could say "Young women" and mean anyone from like 18 to 24 and that's fine if youth is what you find attractive. 18 is what you say when you're like "I would go lower but it's illegal". Which means he's insisting that the central drive of man is to fuck teenagers. Creepy.

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Mig15Hater@reddit

"I would go lower but it's illegal".

Legal in my country.

Which means he's insisting that the central drive of man is to fuck teenagers. Creepy.

Only "creepy" if you're a w*man or fell for their psyop.

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aghastamok@reddit

> legal in my country
Probably not his. Why else specify 18?

> fell for their psyop
Nah, I fell for my own experience. Once I banged enough women in their 20s, I instituted a personal rule of "no-one under 24" because 99% are too immature to be any good in bed. Golden pussy syndrome. Boring, uninspired blowjobs. Don't understand how to use their vaginal muscles.

The only reason to go after the typical teenager is because they're young. Which is weird.

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Mig15Hater@reddit

You can teach, you can't un-age. Young pussy is best pussy. Women are at their most beautiful in the 18-23 range, with an uncommon deviation of 16 (if they develop earlier) to 25 (if they take care of themselves).

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aghastamok@reddit

Right... if you sexualize youth, the hottest ages are when they are young, obviously. Not everyone just gets hard because they have braces and firmer tits.

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Mig15Hater@reddit

Fell for the psyop, I'm sorry for you.

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aghastamok@reddit

Sensitive about your youth fetish, I see.

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Track607@reddit

I think 16 year-olds can be hot too, but hotter than 28? Fuck no.

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aghastamok@reddit

Right? For me, there's not a 16-year-old on Earth who is hotter than Salma Hayek in Desperado (she was 29).

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Zant486@reddit

What does that have to do with being a cuck?

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AdolescentAlien@reddit

Sex is great, especially when it’s with a person you’re actually connected with. But for me personally, there’s nothing I look enjoy more than when my eyes start getting heavy and I give in to the sweet send off of sleep. There’s just something so blissful about it, especially when I’m lucky enough to get a wild dream out of it.

Also I agree that a strong desire to fuck girls straight out of highschool as an adult man is very creepy.

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aghastamok@reddit

I'd nearly agree with you, but I've had sleeping problems my whole life. I don't softly surrender to sleep, I have to beat it into submission.

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michaeltheobnoxious@reddit

Try thinking of building logistically controlled train networks in Factorio... Takes me about 10 minutes of mapping shit in my head and I'm out.

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AdolescentAlien@reddit

I’m the exact same way. That’s why it’s so fucking beautiful when I am lucky enough to legitimately feel sleepy while also being home and able to sleep. Passing out unexpectedly on the couch is amazing.

Lately I’ve been passing out immediately after getting home from work because I just cannot fall asleep once it gets dark out for some reason. If I lay down after work then I will be out within an hour or two but if I lay down around 10pm for bed I won’t fall asleep til like 12-1am.

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aghastamok@reddit

If I go to sleep too early, my body treats it as a nap and I wake up after two or three hours and can't go back to sleep. So if I come home exhausted and wanna go to sleep I have to tough it out and then play chicken with nap-mode.

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AdolescentAlien@reddit

Honestly that’s probably better than the alternative. I’ve been in a real funk lately and I can legit come home from work and pass out around 5pm, wake up around 8-9pm, and then go back to sleep until 530-6am when I gotta get up for work. It’s a really bad cycle that I’ve gotta push my way out of.

It’s fucked up how too little sleep=feel like shit but too much sleep=also feel like shit.

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aghastamok@reddit

I've made my peace with it. I have sleeping pills also, for when the sleep gets completely out of whack. I hope you make peace with yours.

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Fiercepaws@reddit

>Insisting they be 18 is mega creepy though.

Yeah, anon should insist on them being under 18 to conform to 4chan norms

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NorthernOracle@reddit

Insisting they be 18 is mega creepy though.

Stop humble bragging about your underaged wife.

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AaronRodgersMustache@reddit

Money isn’t everything unless you have none indeed

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pursescrubbingpuke@reddit

How are you so wise in the ways of destitution

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AaronRodgersMustache@reddit

Had none, made some, now happy

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AlarmedShower@reddit

Hell yeah, Congratz

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Hanonari@reddit

Money isn’t everything

Cope

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Squidman_Permanence@reddit

God will pay me the wages of his sacrifice while I, in this life, joyful bear the shame which is unjustly put upon His holy name. Money itself is nothing but a coin in His hand to do with as He pleases.

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djaqk@reddit

Spergman:24

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Squidman_Permanence@reddit

Explore detailed information and market values for Spider-Man #24 comic book, including current prices, sales data, and collector insights.

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djaqk@reddit

Yes sire, master of markets, consoomer of cash

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Squidman_Permanence@reddit

Please insert more credits.

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Unglazed1836@reddit

Do you accept cock & ball torture as payment? Left my wallet at the house :/

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kempol@reddit

this guy thinks only virgins think about sex daily

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sonofbaal_tbc@reddit

eh it was okay for a while

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DeepQueen@reddit

Sex is like chinese food, you have the good stuff for a little bit then everything after is just mediocre but you keep coming because the atmosphere is nice

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TheElementalDj@reddit

This sounds like a fucking Seinfeld bit

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AlarmedShower@reddit

You have to wonder how much human philosophy and meaning of life is actually just genetics and hardwired biology.

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MeaBorrowskii@reddit

disco elysium electrochemistry hands wrote this

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R1sky1337@reddit

This guy is onto something.

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Nearly_Evil_665@reddit

I lived Long enough to be afraid to click this

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Erive302@reddit

Don't be

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ShotAFish812@reddit

Hero

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Beneficial-Way4307@reddit

Someone didnt get a second date it seems

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No_Entertainment2934@reddit

This is why Greenland wants out.

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Pyle02@reddit

Me: "What the meaning to life?"

Biologist:

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Well-Rounded-@reddit

I always enjoyed studying the overlap between the biology and psychology of human reproduction, as much of our behavior is driven by instincts, including how we choose partners, yet the psychology often combats these urges and allows us to find greater meaning out of simple sex

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JessHorserage@reddit

True, it's not like all the other creatures on this planet feel storge, philia and agape towards others, yet we do.

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FeeblyBee@reddit

Actually they do, it's commonly observed. That there is literally nothing, at all, unique to humans was already obvious decades ago, and as the body of knowledge about other species expands, it becomes increasingly more so

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JessHorserage@reddit

Right, duh.

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Usual-Subject-1014@reddit

Animal behavior is a really fun course

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fatjoe19982006@reddit

The great 20th century thinker and philosopher Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou once posited:

Sex is something that we should do Sex is something for me and you Sex is natural sex is good Not everybody does it But everybody should Sex is natural sex is fun Sex is best when it's one on one

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XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit

Basedologist*

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Pyle02@reddit

Based as fuck, about to sign up to a community college

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Brotha_ewww2467@reddit

I mean, he's not wrong

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nuuudy@reddit

Danon is ~~enlightened~~ regarded

fuck I've never been here this early... uh... What do you guys normally do in this case? some wit I guess

uh... fake because... umm... anon is having sex

gay because... there are 18 years old men too

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cujoe88@reddit

Try it more like this.

Fake: Anon's story.

Gay,: The hot, sweaty sex that you have with strange man you meet on the internet.

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TendieBot2000@reddit

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: Anon's story.

Gay,: The hot, sweaty sex that you have with strange man you meet on the internet.

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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cujoe88@reddit

Yay! I love you Tendiebot!

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futainflation@reddit

he doesn't love you back

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cujoe88@reddit

Me and tendiebot are kinda like Forest Gump and Jenny.

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purplepdc@reddit

Which one of you has Aids?

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cujoe88@reddit

Gotta have sex to get aids.

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johnkubiak@reddit

you got it from needle sharing didn't you?

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ConsistentSpace1646@reddit

Fake: Anon implies he has any real life experience with sex.

Gay: He posted a picture of a naked man

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VegetablePlane9983@reddit

you can say retarded btw

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Erdams@reddit

i normally just shut up, because im not that funny

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HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit

At laughed at the part where your sub flair said smell penis. Have a great day.

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Accurate-Dinner53@reddit

GOOD MORNING SAAR

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circuitbreak@reddit

I think it’s small penis, but Tbf I haven’t smelled it yet.

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Internal_Trust9066@reddit

At laughed

Another fellow regard I see.

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HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit

Gyaattt damn

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littlediddlemanz@reddit

Wish that’s what the regard here did

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Sad-Bumblebee-3598@reddit

Based

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TH3_F4N4T1C@reddit

There are no women in this pic

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upyoursize@reddit

What is a woman?

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Please_Dial8@reddit

R*dditor for 12 years

Fascinating how you can always tell

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ChrisusaurusRex@reddit

What’s sadder? Caring so much that people will comment on how old your account is so you go through the process of making a new every few months so you can be “cool” to people who still haven’t figured out how to use deodorant? Or having an account and not caring what people think about it?

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Please_Dial8@reddit

N-n-n-no u!!!

Pathetic but predictable, being a r*dditor for so long truly does rot your brain.

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thewhiteman996@reddit

My favorite part about Reddit is other reddit people making fun of Reddit people for how long they’ve been on Reddit

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ThirstyOutward@reddit

I just checked and that's the only comment he makes lol

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upyoursize@reddit

7 day old account

He'll get bored and get back to smackin' it eventually.

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JACOB_WOLFRAM@reddit

Chad

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Dark_Pestilence@reddit

Lol, lmao even

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TheNewOP@reddit

Based

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SabreToothSandHopper@reddit

It’s actually abhorrent how long some people have been on reddit; it disgusts me

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CptSaySin@reddit

Just wait until you know how long I've been going to 4chan 😬

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Please_Dial8@reddit

N-n-n-no u!!!

Pathetic but predictable, being a r*dditor for so long truly does rot your brain.

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Guilty_Patient6186@reddit

calls you a loser

you cope

Many, many, many such cases

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Please_Dial8@reddit

N-n-n-no u!!!

Pathetic but predictable, being a r*dditor for so long truly does rot your brain.

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Guilty_Patient6186@reddit

Etc.

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thewhiteman996@reddit

Huh ?

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HanThrowawaySolo@reddit

If you're in Reddit comments, it's over for you.

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Rubber_Ducky_6844@reddit

A biological female, said the last British Prime Minister

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Xcomies@reddit

Proof?

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lifesnotperfect@reddit

Well yeah, because you're not in it

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Oshootman@reddit

hilarious if true

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16years2late@reddit

Coomers gonna coom

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spirac@reddit

Source?

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ced14986@reddit

check r1sky1337's comment

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spirac@reddit

Oh nice. Do you think now maybe you and I could hang out maybe? Let me know x

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JonathanQShrimpling@reddit

If you ask him, this guy will say he's not addicted to porn

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Lukthar123@reddit

He can stop anytime

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Not_Just_Any_Lurker@reddit

Of course he can. How else are you supposed to edge?

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lurker_archon@reddit

The more he starts, the more he can stop.

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Albinofreaken@reddit

stops like 7-8 times a day

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lurker_archon@reddit

See, he's a master of stopping!

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itsthechizyeah@reddit

Said the redditor. You people act as if. As if you know anything about op and then virtue signal that you’re normal and someone else is porn addicted.

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JonathanQShrimpling@reddit

I've never acted as if once

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klonkish@reddit

this guy hasn't opened the image yet

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901_vols@reddit

Who said anything about porn?

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Snibbles28@reddit

It's a hobby not an addiction

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Unglazed1836@reddit

That’s what I say about my heroin use

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echetus90@reddit

People can be so unkind

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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Or maybe he's the type to only admit it when he's jacking it to woman penis muttering to himself how he's mommy's little porn addicted slut

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vmpafq@reddit

True. What's the meaning of life for women though?

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philmarcracken@reddit

What's the meaning of life for women though?

the next day after finally dropping off the preggo load of baby, and getting out of bed only to fling yourself onto the floor, because of misjudging the amount of effort now required

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GorseB@reddit

Men are playing sex simulator women are playing sims

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ThreetoedJack@reddit

Does it matter?

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ThatsMySpicyPepper@reddit

Based

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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Be 18 and pull your butt apart then you die during childbirth

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HunnyHunbot@reddit

The same thing.

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Awkward_Surround_321@reddit

Women are by default Lesbians?

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Tommysrx@reddit

gif

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Chadzuma@reddit

Every neuron in Isaac Newton's body was screaming at him to do this, but he was able to resist and revolutionize science and mathematics, truly a lad among lads

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ElusiveVideNoir@reddit

This, so much this

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DinnerGuest2024@reddit

This is so coombrained and explains a large part of society's recent collapse

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muflon69@reddit

Doggy style is so overratated. Unless you have a gal of comperable size it's just a chore

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Kooky_Average_1048@reddit (OP)

No it is not, it is the most primal sex position and makes the woman totally helpless. You can spank her ass, grab her tits, slap her, pull her hair, and if she starts complaining you can just shove her stupid face down into the mattress while you violently pound her (consensually ofc)

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muflon69@reddit

it is the most prima sex position

Go fuck a dog then I guess I'll stick to civillised positions with which my knees don't stream after a simple 20min setion

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poeselkots@reddit

You can last 20 min ?

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Ciclopotis@reddit

Anon, I...

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TurtleStepper@reddit

the fuck is wrong with your knees

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muflon69@reddit

Malnutrition

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TurtleStepper@reddit

Eat some food and take some vitamins wtf.

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muflon69@reddit

I refuse. To busy fucking

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TurtleStepper@reddit

That's ridiculous, no one is too busy to eat. You are probably either anorexic or a speed addict.

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muflon69@reddit

It's not an addiction, it's devotion

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FearLeadsToAnger@reddit

Add meth

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HamOnBarfly@reddit

im sorry you only fuck fat bitches? what?

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BigCaregiver2381@reddit

Sorry about your small dick buddy

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CremousDelight@reddit

How do you prefer getting fucked?

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muflon69@reddit

Pinned to the wall with my legs widły flailing around

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MobiusNaked@reddit

gif

Does she go?

What’s it like?

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OmgJustLetMeExist@reddit

Written by a guy pushing 30 who has never seen a girl undress in front of him.

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MiaCutey@reddit

🤮

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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit

Burritos are pretty cool too

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Samagony@reddit

We are truly regressing as species.

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Ms4Sheep@reddit

18 is probably already expired for anon. He should have taken the pedo pill.

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Puccini100399@reddit

True

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DolphinPussySlayer@reddit

Yea but who's got the sauce?

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NeckbeardSnoo@reddit

a permagooner is speaking. listen and learn

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skeeballjoe@reddit

Based and fuck her in the pussy-pilled

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The-Filthy-Casual@reddit

Fuck….. almost made it 24 hours without the crippling addictive urge to beat my ham.

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Tommysrx@reddit

Don’t man-handle the ham candle

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SnooPears17@reddit

Hahahahahahahah

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Dangerman38@reddit

Ham joint

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notpornaccount_@reddit

I'd love to show you my unwashed, sweaty, hairy balls and limp penis. I bet you like that. Yeah I'm gonna make you cum so good.

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_Rook_Castle@reddit

Homemade queso is also pretty good.

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DM_ME_KAIJUS@reddit

Queso is always a solid choice. One of the liquid golds of mankind, as long as you don't have a dairy intollerance.

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g1Razor15@reddit

Yeah, I agree.

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satisfuckery@reddit

Too much cheese on that taco

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ClaudeVS@reddit

impossible.

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Rathma86@reddit

gif

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BlindStark@reddit

gif

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Ebok_Noob@reddit

He says as if the Danes weren't made to be gay

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ihatedyouall@reddit

if his age of consent wasnt 18 he'd go lower

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STFUNeckbeard@reddit

You say that, and then realize there is still 23 hours and 59 ministers left in the day

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q15g6@reddit

ministers

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STFUNeckbeard@reddit

Did I stutter

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q15g6@reddit

yes. you have a speech impediment stemming from acute untreated autism.

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absolyst@reddit

Lust provoking image

Relevant, lust provoking text

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fatjoe19982006@reddit

Very few such cases.

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mindaugaskun@reddit

Proud monkey brain.

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Glitzarka@reddit

what does she have to be 18 years old that seems like a strange arbitrary requirement

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Mig15Hater@reddit

Because they're the hottest obviously.

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axelkoffel@reddit

Let me guess. He highlights it twice, that he means legal 18 years old girl, so no one will suspect his real dream of having sex with even younger girl.

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OneEntrepreneur3047@reddit

Gay. Why not just fuck a dude if you’re going doggy? Theres no difference. Actual men look at the damage they’re inflicting in real time

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Ravenhayth@reddit

Ass doesn't feel as good, it's not bad, but pussy is pussy

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baudmiksen@reddit

sometimes its better, sometimes its not. depends more on who's it is than one always being better than other. they aint all the same

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Ravenhayth@reddit

In a general sense tho

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Unglazed1836@reddit

Was that the rational you told yourself to get past fucking a dude doggy? Lmfao 💀

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Licensetochill324@reddit

gif

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Tommysrx@reddit

gif

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aberrant_algorithm@reddit

Lust provoking image

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DrVagax@reddit

Every time I hear any story about any 4channer I remind myself of that picture where they met up, the kind of types that comment on porn videos

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BigChillin99@reddit

Hilarious!

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MySneakyAccount1489@reddit

17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD?! POLIIIIICCCEEEEEE

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Zesty-Lem0n@reddit

Anons like this will hire a prostitute and their entire world collapses around them. Or they'll hook up with some braindead gen alpha kid that immediately goes on her phone after he cums and realize that their life's goal means nothing.

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