hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/4chan
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: anon has sex
Gay: sex with girls makes him mad
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
OP started following a lifting program written by a perv called mark rippletits who likes men with a big ass and now thinks he has trebled his test and gone pure beast mode.
Externalshipper7541@reddit
Is that A picture of the girlfriend
Safe-Drag3878@reddit (OP)
Whoever she is, she looks cute and I bet her skin smells nice after she just exercised on a hot summer day!
serieousbanana@reddit
kotm8isgut@reddit
Ok man, you didn't need to say that
Just post the texts on the sub
IAMA_Ghost_Boo@reddit
Enderman looking ass
Earthworm-Kim@reddit
got that jack skellington build
beaverlyknight@reddit
Now I gotta ask if this is a common experience...for me physical activity calms.
Fisherman_Gabe@reddit
Average Danish man's body produces a scrap of testosterone for the first time in his life, and he struggles to cope.
__redruM@reddit
4x a day, every day, and yelling at people on trains, he’s not just lifting, he’s juicing too.
misterwizzard@reddit
Don't forget that everything on the internet is fiction.
IvanGTheGreat@reddit
He’s just autistic.
__redruM@reddit
So the GF is inflatable?
Doktor_Vem@reddit
That does feel like the most reasonable conclusion, yes
cocoelgato@reddit
Arent we all?
Luwuci-SP@reddit
I need him
woman_tickler049@reddit
it's their mating season where they produce 6 danes from which one survives in the end to breed with the brood mother
Kaie1313@reddit
the indian man remembered his vpn this time
Rubber_Ducky_6844@reddit
Many such cases
TheMoonandTheThief@reddit
You lost me at: European wants to breed
Motor-Notice702@reddit
I fuck guys like this on the train.
SPAM_USER_EXE@reddit
when your testosterone goes from 299ng/dl to 300ng/dl
iodisedsalt@reddit
Probably a pre-mature ejaculator.
If you have long sessions several hours long, you don't need to do it 4x a day.
United_States_ClA@reddit
Good work detective, another early nutter thought they could just slink away - Ha!
wordjedi@reddit
anon becomes reddit feminist's idea of an average straight male
MerliniusDeMidget@reddit
He's just like me fr (danish and retarded)
solishu4@reddit
Fake: anon has sex Gay: sex with girls makes him mad
TendieBot2000@reddit
tahini001@reddit
Welcome back tendiebot
johnny_effing_utah@reddit
Right on time.
porfito@reddit
Good bot
Contact_Antitype@reddit
Did Chris-chan write this?
sharedisaster@reddit
High estrogen, actually. This is why women are so crazy and why [redacted] men act so impulsive.
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Rude_Hamster123@reddit
“Lifting” is a funny way to spell “trenbolone”.
TomtheWonderDog@reddit
trenbolone is a funny way to spell trenbolone
Rude_Hamster123@reddit
Trenbologna?
FloatyFish@reddit
Anon says he is having sex with a woman, everybody knows tren makes you gay. Therefore, anon isn’t on tren.
egopaintedgrey@reddit
I thought it was Anavar.
FloatyFish@reddit
If anavar makes you have sex with men, then you were already gay.
ThisisnotaTesT10@reddit
🦍
kerelberel@reddit
The conquering lion is back
redditsucks101010101@reddit
Least insane Viking
PassengerRelevant516@reddit
Woah there horsey..
PassengerRelevant516@reddit
Woah there horsey
Adept_Deer_5976@reddit
And this is why they became Vikings
8-20@reddit
Fake: tendibot thinks it's good
Gay: tendibot suffocated on my balls last night
nikoll-toma@reddit
Luke22_36@reddit
anon takes steroids
InitialDuck1@reddit
Fake, but also truly, utterly based.
No-Worker7436@reddit
Fake.... Anon is just fist-fucking his ashole while imagining he's getting buffed.
Spoondockspaints@reddit
OP started following a lifting program written by a perv called mark rippletits who likes men with a big ass and now thinks he has trebled his test and gone pure beast mode.
paulihno12@reddit
mate, should watch some porn