According to who? The internet? It's so easy bro, just don't be ugly. And if you are ugly, dress well, look clean and be charming. It's genuinely a skill issue I fear.
One of the biggest playas i ever met was a short and balding assistant manager. He was just really funny and easy to talk to, and had a thick irish accent
No chin, unkempt facial hair, smokes cigarettes, ICP neck tattoo, fitted cap from Walmart with either Rick and Morty or The Joker on it, Jordans (unconfirmed if knockoffs), TJ Maxx shin-length baggy shorts, works in the kitchen of a bar or at Discount Tire, “wyd” Facebook Messenger notification at 12:46 AM.
lol yeah, there's a spectrum. Girls that don't look great often have more to prove and will fuck better overall, especially when it comes to head. There are two types of hot girls in bed to cover next - the ones that fuck like demons AKA the BPD girls, and this will be for the first few times you fuck. It will not be every time. BPD baddies are most concerned with gaining your affection and validation and you'll notice a steep decline in every aspect of your relationship with them after they get their fill of it. Then there's mentally stable hot girls who know they don't have to do a single fucking thing sexually for you to want to fuck them, so often they just don't.
So long as she doesn't know you real name, where you live and your plate number.
Just tell her your name is "Johnn with two n" and you work in Marketing.
**NB**: Do not do this if your name is john with two n and/or you work in marketing. She will find you.
yeah speaking from experience having sex with someone who is hot is definitely fun, but 99% of your life with them is everything other than that. And most days they aren't made up and looking all that hot.
Right, you have to deal with their attitudes, mood swings, crazy families, they probably don't want to cook or clean and expect you to do everything because they have a nice body. The sense of entitlement becomes insane.
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People don't say this enough but be skinny. Most women only want to date thin men. They can be just as shallow as we can be. Plus it's good for your health to not be fat.
More like:
“You know what me and a naked mole rat have in common? Underneath all these clothes, I’m ugly af too”. Never self hate too hard but just enough for a laugh, followed by a bit of arrogant confidence about being hot stuff. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but it tend to be a good way to gauge your audience.
I like to pull my finger trick though. It sets the receiver up for a funny surprise followed by lots of laughs all around.
Unless you follow through, in which case it's even more funny.
Hot take: no one knows what a woman like this wants, other than the woman. The one thing we know for sure she doesn't want, is a guy who thinks he knows what she wants.
Normal. Not bad in any way. Also nothing ultra special only for top of top percent.
So for guy: have some job which can pay the bills, have some car which doesnt look like pile of rust, have basic hygiene, dont have big mental issues.
Sorry brother but this is r/4chan, we are legally required to make up reasons for why we can't get girlfriends so we don't feel bad about not trying at all.
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