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Anon's dream girl

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Anon's dream girl

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Gamer_chaddster_69@reddit

that looks like an exceptionally normal girl so a normal guy would probably do
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Resident_Fishing1571@reddit

Brethren, only the top tier men get exceptionally normal women.
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Drayenn@reddit

Bruh everyone gets a gf eventually.
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lawlolawl144@reddit

Lol cope
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LuvMeChippy@reddit

Unrelated but what's with the Loli shit on your account dude
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lawlolawl144@reddit

?? What loli shit
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LuvMeChippy@reddit

I'm fucking with you because you have a hidden post history lmao
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lawlolawl144@reddit

Le epic troll Im in healthcare and dont wanna be doxxed when I complain about my job :p
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Gay_Sex_Expert@reddit

Seriously though what’s with the Ratatouille rule 34
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Obscure_Candidate_42@reddit

What is there to complain about? It's nothing but women and yuppies, two wonderful groups of people that everyone loves dealing with
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23rdEye@reddit

100K+ turdpoints. Only one comment. I also work in healthcare.
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Vall3y@reddit

Ah, it appears have made your profile private to hide the loli shit
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John-Sex@reddit

It's a reference to another 4chan screenshot, where a guy bragged he won an internet argument with this strategy
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Kryslor@reddit

We've all seen that post about randomly accusing someone of Loli shit. At least be original
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kingbouncer@reddit

Untrue.
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The-Adorno@reddit

According to who? The internet? It's so easy bro, just don't be ugly. And if you are ugly, dress well, look clean and be charming. It's genuinely a skill issue I fear.
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Thebigbestman@reddit

Yeah just take 20 showers a day bro it's easy
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FizzleFuzzle@reddit

Just have rizz
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CroatInAKilt@reddit

One of the biggest playas i ever met was a short and balding assistant manager. He was just really funny and easy to talk to, and had a thick irish accent
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notjakob@reddit

Skill issue
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ButterBeard_@reddit

Scrawny white boy here this is facts
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JustChillin3456@reddit

Say the line
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PandazCakez@reddit

Surprise butt sex
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champs@reddit

*irrelevant, time-wasting comment’
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PearMyPie@reddit

without a lust provoking picture?
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xxcali559xx@reddit

It's literally right there
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5herl0k@reddit

*"oh Tyrooooone!"*
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sky_ryder_001@reddit

I can fix her
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thermitethrowaway@reddit

Life is mercifully finite.
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Kinslayer_89@reddit

Papayas are not potatoes.
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reddsht@reddit

Just be yourself (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)
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TuxPi@reddit

A guy who wears a “wife beater” tank top as a regular article of clothing and has a motorcycle as a daily driver.
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Ziau@reddit

No chin, unkempt facial hair, smokes cigarettes, ICP neck tattoo, fitted cap from Walmart with either Rick and Morty or The Joker on it, Jordans (unconfirmed if knockoffs), TJ Maxx shin-length baggy shorts, works in the kitchen of a bar or at Discount Tire, “wyd” Facebook Messenger notification at 12:46 AM.
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bakermrr@reddit

make money. But really, she looks like she has a crazy attitude, you really want to sacrafice mental stability for a few total minutes of sex.
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Xeroll@reddit

She looks like a gas station cashier. To anon, drive a shitty civic and act like a gangbanger even though you’re white. Right up this girls alley.
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Total_Network6312@reddit

idk i can see this woman holding out for a guy with tattoos that plays in a band.
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noobie_explorer_101@reddit

![gif](giphy|tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E)
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PuffinRub@reddit

> “Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?”
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OctopusFarmer47@reddit

Yeah it’s called a relationship mate
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luki-x@reddit

Dont make one with the toxic ones..
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Sunny_Beam@reddit

I hate everyone already, I'd rather the person I hate be attractive
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Velghast@reddit

you think that lol. It only makes it worse.
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PeckHoone@reddit

I can fix her.
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SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit

Veterinary fix? Or Freudian fix?
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xtraSleep@reddit

Don’t have kids with the toxic ones. “Never waste a bad girl, never let a good one down.”
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LeapYearBoy@reddit

Minutes? Who do yo think I am, a stud?
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samzplourde@reddit

A few minutes is a bold assumption
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Ched---@reddit

Girls that look like this fuck like demons, it's worth it every time
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mrpooker@reddit

They don't. Evidence shows that you never had sex. I'm sorry
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MonsutaReipu@reddit

lol yeah, there's a spectrum. Girls that don't look great often have more to prove and will fuck better overall, especially when it comes to head. There are two types of hot girls in bed to cover next - the ones that fuck like demons AKA the BPD girls, and this will be for the first few times you fuck. It will not be every time. BPD baddies are most concerned with gaining your affection and validation and you'll notice a steep decline in every aspect of your relationship with them after they get their fill of it. Then there's mentally stable hot girls who know they don't have to do a single fucking thing sexually for you to want to fuck them, so often they just don't.
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Slappy-_-Boy@reddit

Jokes on you, my track record has been mentally unstable women being a staple in my dating history. I got a type upon further evaluation.
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MonsutaReipu@reddit

there's a reason that it's history brother
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Slappy-_-Boy@reddit

Naw, gimme the spicy ones. I'll save everyone else from them.
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mrpooker@reddit

"Mentally stable hot girls" I'm sorry but they don't exist. Maybe someday but evolution needs more time.
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bjergdk@reddit

Nah, no septum piercing, this girl will star fish the entire time
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arbiter12@reddit

So long as she doesn't know you real name, where you live and your plate number. Just tell her your name is "Johnn with two n" and you work in Marketing. **NB**: Do not do this if your name is john with two n and/or you work in marketing. She will find you.
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MonsutaReipu@reddit

yeah speaking from experience having sex with someone who is hot is definitely fun, but 99% of your life with them is everything other than that. And most days they aren't made up and looking all that hot.
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bakermrr@reddit

Right, you have to deal with their attitudes, mood swings, crazy families, they probably don't want to cook or clean and expect you to do everything because they have a nice body. The sense of entitlement becomes insane.
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Sahil_Jane_69@reddit

make money....how about you talk to a girl first?
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Fuzzy_Wheel_4565@reddit

Yes?
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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

[removed]
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giggle_shift@reddit

Incel vibes to fuck on this one pal
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StevenAdamsInDallas@reddit

You presume people have mental stability, how cute.
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scrotumvacuum@reddit

Tall, funny, caring, hard working, good with kids/dogs, drug addict with 9” peepee
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G00bernaculum@reddit

Is this an AND or an OR thing?
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grillowner@reddit

Haha, that’s me! Except I am bad with kids. Also psychotic
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ErblinBeqiri@reddit

And small weewee
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redmonicus@reddit

And balls are too small too
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ErblinBeqiri@reddit

And he’s actually gay also
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Ok_WaterStarBoy3@reddit

I checked can confirm
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Dr_ChungusAmungus@reddit

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa)
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forsen_capybara@reddit

This type of woman usually love indian men, so the answer is a nice indian man. HAS to be brahmin!
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Estropolim@reddit

Do one thing please tell me only what is her good name, she is not having to wait any longer!
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chudgunderson@reddit

People don't say this enough but be skinny. Most women only want to date thin men. They can be just as shallow as we can be. Plus it's good for your health to not be fat.
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bl0ndie5@reddit

Ideally be confident but not arrogant
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Azonavox@reddit

Looks like humor would be most effective. Seems to work on everyone, honestly.
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Kevin_LeStrange@reddit

What, like the "pull my finger" trick?
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Azonavox@reddit

More like: “You know what me and a naked mole rat have in common? Underneath all these clothes, I’m ugly af too”. Never self hate too hard but just enough for a laugh, followed by a bit of arrogant confidence about being hot stuff. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, but it tend to be a good way to gauge your audience.
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Kevin_LeStrange@reddit

I like to pull my finger trick though. It sets the receiver up for a funny surprise followed by lots of laughs all around. Unless you follow through, in which case it's even more funny.
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CervixAssassin@reddit

Insert a pic of either Epstein or some Tyrone.
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Debiel@reddit

Anyone who has talked to women before.
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Daltizer01@reddit

Hot take: no one knows what a woman like this wants, other than the woman. The one thing we know for sure she doesn't want, is a guy who thinks he knows what she wants.
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Office_Zombie@reddit

Not referring to her as "this" might be a good start
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Sifl-and-Olly@reddit

Try being handsome. Maybe tall too. Little bit of $ wouldn't hurt. Oh and don't be weird unless you have alot of the things listed above.
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GrundleMan5000@reddit

She looks like my cousin who has 4 kids from 4 different dads and who is in jail for the next 40 years for selling Fenty
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Apprehensive-Toe4160@reddit

Avarage guy, afte all that girl is very avarage.
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Creamsiclestickballs@reddit

What does avarage mean
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Apprehensive-Toe4160@reddit

Normal. Not bad in any way. Also nothing ultra special only for top of top percent. So for guy: have some job which can pay the bills, have some car which doesnt look like pile of rust, have basic hygiene, dont have big mental issues.
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Creamsiclestickballs@reddit

Sounds a lot like average
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mrboomtastic3@reddit

Normal person with a normal personality. If you visit 4chan then she's off the table.
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Vall3y@reddit

It's just an ordinary girl idk?
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Hammer-Rammer@reddit

Become rich. Don't be ugly.
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couponbread@reddit

So anyway what’s her name
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bladepa_@reddit

*insert lego batman surprise*
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TheGirl333@reddit

This pic looks AI, her bra doesnt make sense
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_SuperStraight@reddit

Any guy without autism, so no one from 4chin.
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Dyn-Jarren@reddit

Not in my experience, a lot of women like this are ND. ADHD and ASD pair well, a bit chaotic but they get each other.
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit

Sorry brother but this is r/4chan, we are legally required to make up reasons for why we can't get girlfriends so we don't feel bad about not trying at all.
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Dyn-Jarren@reddit

My apologies officer, please return to your bait station I'll trouble you no further.
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finbarrgalloway@reddit

Pale overweight 4chan chudjqck poster
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4chananonuser@reddit

So you’re saying there’s a chance?
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Medium_Cranberry4096@reddit

Finally some good news
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fukincunt@reddit

Me. I I could become roughly 70% more attractive overnight
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MisterGoo@reddit

A guy with social skills, i.e guy that is fun to be around.
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sovietarmyfan@reddit

She looks like she's ready to kill any man that dates her. Amazing.
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puaka@reddit

It’s literally just boobs Go outside
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pdiddysuncle@reddit

i swear to god all these mfs think about is women
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CroatInAKilt@reddit

A guy with a minotaur head and bat wings should be fine.
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Heqno@reddit

Be interesting and kind, it will carry you further them you coupd possible imagine.
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KennKennyKenKen@reddit

Probably someone who isn't on Reddit or 4chan
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jefetranquilo@reddit

Selling coke and prescription pills in my early 20s gained me access to an entire new echelon of white/asian girls who had this vibe
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VexnFox@reddit

No-one in this sub knows what a woman likes lmfao
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thermitethrowaway@reddit

Why should we when women don't?
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mkali145@reddit

Not worth the minute.
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clayticus@reddit

Any just don't be a dork 
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DarkScorpion48@reddit

The literal opposite of you, Anon
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ElKuhnTucker@reddit

So, is it a Bonnie Blue type hoe or a guy?
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Condition_0ne@reddit

Good looking, warm personality, has managed to build some wealth/prospects. So, not a basement dwelling frog poster, in other words.
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gbmaulin@reddit

![gif](giphy|lmnmTNrPobXOzAUmCt|downsized)
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ban_speedrunner@reddit

Whoever is HTN+ and happens to meet her first through life. Just be first is law
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Null_Error7@reddit

HTN?
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ban_speedrunner@reddit

High tier normie in looksmax brainrot terms, so like 7.5/10 or above on normal rating scale
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getpoopedon@reddit

She looks like a drug addict with big tits.
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kenneth_dickson@reddit

>pointless question
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DasFreibier@reddit

so i'm assuming op self posts his dog shit threads all the fucking time
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