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Real and gay

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Real and gay

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Xilir20@reddit

Most fake fucking thing ever. Who the hell says. "OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A ACTUAL GIRL!" With just a hug and lipstick on?
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NeoEvanart@reddit

Damn, that was hot.
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TheKillierMage@reddit

Bro you draw weird porn, why you drawing weird porn
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NeoEvanart@reddit

Cause I like weird porn.
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TheKillierMage@reddit

I’m gonna say you’re either obese or a Twinkie femboy
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NeoEvanart@reddit

Normal
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TheKillierMage@reddit

Nah
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Gaylien28@reddit

Bro is into femdom πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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gwa_alt_acc@reddit

This is a 4chan post no one cares
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Gaylien28@reddit

Why you care then chud
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gwa_alt_acc@reddit

I don't care it's 5am and I am bored
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MonkeManWPG@reddit

Oh no! Whatever shall we do?
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Gaylien28@reddit

You tell me !!!
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TheKillierMage@reddit

Lil bit ig but that’s not as bad as furry shit or henti
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Gaylien28@reddit

Says you but what about the being attracted to masculinity post
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TheKillierMage@reddit

Man idk and idc about whatever that is, I’m comfortable with my kinks. Go stalk some other guys post history
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Gaylien28@reddit

Ok brodie, sounds kinda gay to me is all
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TaxIdiot2020@reddit

Zoomers angrily shitting themselves when someone likes porn cause some nofapper convinced them they’ll reach enlightenment if they reject degeneracy.
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Sbotkin@reddit

Normal femboy?
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crimesonclaw@reddit

If youre gay, probably
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NeoEvanart@reddit

I'm not gay, I just have a penis fetish.
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Artoritet@reddit

Is that what you call jerking off 10 times a day?
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NeoEvanart@reddit

I wish a cute guy would jerk me 10 times a day
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C00per06@reddit

Based
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C00per06@reddit

God I wish that would happen to me so bad it's crazy
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NeoEvanart@reddit

Imagine, he got his hands on your neck, lightly choking you. While him other hand playing with your little boi wand (>/////<)~~~
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C00per06@reddit

Personally I'd prefer us passionately making out while we play with each other's joysticks then when we both cum we start cuddling for hours on end before we have to get up but you do you bro πŸ‘Œ
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WillyHamster@reddit

holy fuck, actually a dream cum true. unfortunately, this world disappoints at every turn
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lornlynx89@reddit

*"Fuck this gay earth."*
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YumnuggetTheboi@reddit

Why do I read twisted ads comment threads every time I see them, shame on me.
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JCarn__@reddit

how did i get here
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WillyHamster@reddit

gay
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Zorochus@reddit

Straightest conversation on r/greentext
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C00per06@reddit

We are all just silly bundle of sticks
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NeoEvanart@reddit

Real
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C00per06@reddit

For real. A man can dream though, a man can dream
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GoldArrow997@reddit

you sound cute
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Lord_Shitlord@reddit

hmmm, idk. Sounds pretty gay.
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SuperDuperJordan@reddit

at least he’s straightforward and honest
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intboom@reddit

Transphobe!
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ConsentingPotato@reddit

Ah, so you're either Romansexual or Grecosexual.
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Alternative_Name_949@reddit

I feel that.
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vonmonologue@reddit

Also a pedo
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Momontaislol@reddit

Big agree I bet anon was a good little slut
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NeoEvanart@reddit

Cute little boi toy uwu~
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Momontaislol@reddit

Need to get me one uwu
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berodem@reddit

the get the fuck off this inbred shitstain of an app, touch some grass and maybe you'll find one
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Momontaislol@reddit

I have a gf so I don't think she'd be happy if I did find one lad
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SharkMilk44@reddit

>lusting after fourteen year olds
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TaxIdiot2020@reddit

>Greentext about a memory with zero pictures and literally just descriptions >”uhmmmmm sweaty? Uhm yikes πŸ’…β€ Redditors are literally retarded and no one can convince me otherwise.
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DoctorAnatomy@reddit

First line literally tells you they just got out of middle school you illiterate fuck.
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GunkoBunko@reddit

>summer before freshman year of high school You a pedo, get raped lol
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NeoEvanart@reddit

everyday for a summer...
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NegotiationHelpful50@reddit

Brutally...
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-The-Reviewer-@reddit

Anon has a fantasy about Middle School boys having sexual activities
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DavidNyan10@reddit

(292495)
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-The-Reviewer-@reddit

???
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Level34MafiaBoss@reddit

Anon was groomed by his "friends"
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Kraldar@reddit

That's not what grooming is though
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-The-Reviewer-@reddit

It's grooming
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Dr_Occo_Nobi@reddit

Very important comment. Itβ€˜s not grooming.
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Martian_Hunted@reddit

It's our Allah given right to be ignorant.
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Carnal-Pleasures@reddit

Good old peer pressure!
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-The-Reviewer-@reddit

Middle school boys having a big sex
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terranproby42@reddit

r/holup
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somehuman16@reddit

i hope you get reincarnated as anon
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terranproby42@reddit

So, I say, "hold on, this story sounds like OOP was coerced and sexually abused by his former friends and treated like less of a person for it and is in emotional turmoil over what turned out to be repeated sexual assault" and your response is "I hope you wind up like OOP for noticing that he had been abused". Do I have that right?
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somehuman16@reddit

>your response is "I hope you wind up like OOP for noticing that he had been abused". Do I have that right? No, you don't. You didn't "notice" anything, the story is spelt out his abuse and trauma, thats the whole point of why anon wrote it. Thats like saying you "noticed" a recent newspaper mentions events that occurred recently. As for my reply, there is a culture on this subreddit where comments that mention another subreddit to express their reaction to a post are ridiculed because it doesn't provide anything of value and is incredibly annoying. This is amplified because you linked a meme subreddit in response to a story regarding abuse and trauma and its long-term effects. Imagine spilling out all of your trauma and someone replies "r/crazy" do you not realize how messed up that is? All it does it trivialize trauma and it's incredibly disrespectful. If you think my reply was bad, yours was a thousand times worse.
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NeoEvanart@reddit

STFU
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godoftheinternet12@reddit

Pro tip: stop reading these as soon as you realise what they are. Trust me it will improve your life. I have no idea what happened in this greentext and i never will.
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nosekexp@reddit

Are you scared you might get a boner?
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godoftheinternet12@reddit

Yes
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commentsandchill@reddit

You know they are
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xxlunahxx@reddit

Thank you
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rmflow@reddit

> I have no idea what happened in this greentext and i never will. Dude sucked a buch of dicks
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the-peanut-gallery@reddit

But he's not gay.
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Tony9677@reddit

Homies dick.
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Redmangc1@reddit

It aint gay if its with the homies
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itay162@reddit

How would not reading gay smut improve my life?
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s9169366@reddit

Why shouldn’t I read a gay fanfic about sucking dick?
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420J28@reddit

it’s a fake story some fatass wrote about sucking dick buddy it won’t hurt you to read it but it def won’t help
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MeowCat280@reddit

Idk man their pretty hot to me
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esssssto@reddit

Dude date a gay for a year and a half because everybody thought he was gay so whatever. Still doesn't know what bisexuality is
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Carnal-Pleasures@reddit

You are missing out, this was the best greenbelt of the week so far.
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MerliniusDeMidget@reddit

\>first time sucking dick \>everybody finishes within 3 minutes interesting...
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TheKrimsonFvcker@reddit

What can I say, some ~~people~~ twinks just have a natural talent for it 🀷🏼
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xxlunahxx@reddit

Sad. Hope it's not true. Welcome to being a girl
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BaIIIsDeep69@reddit

Huh.
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TNTeck1@reddit

8th grade πŸ’€ man was 13
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AttakZak@reddit

I mean if they were talking crap you could have at least said they all had small dingles. They can’t recover from that.
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yeet-my-existence@reddit

Why didn't they say no home🀨
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Senna789@reddit

anon is a hero, id totally blow him everyday
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PolyDipsoManiac@reddit

I’d blow some cute Astolto boy, especially if I got that booty first
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TheNeverEndingKulaks@reddit

This isn't gay, annon was gang raped. They gang raped another minor and then bullied him for it for years. This is horrifying or fake, not a damned thing else.
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TablePrinterDoor@reddit

Some guy's gay fantasy
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ObeseHoe@reddit

It's only gay without the wig
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dr_cocktagonapuss@reddit

This is why you don't do everyone until you've got your bag. And then you still don't do everyone because fuck them.
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whydoesithavetosuck@reddit

Bro has experience
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

Even in his fantasies anon is the most easily led person in history.
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all_time_high@reddit

Least gay Serious Sam erotic fanfiction though.
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Fuhrious520@reddit

Damn a guy can’t even put on a wig and lipstick and look lovingly into their friends eyes while passionately giving them a brojob with people thing it’s gay now a days.
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nosnek199@reddit

Did you know? this green-text was written on a vase in Pompeii!
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Accomplished-Pitch18@reddit

Why? Just why?
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RoyalMess64@reddit

I hope anon is doing well
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NigCheseNig@reddit

Write a book about it, not reading all that
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KarlMark666@reddit

This was written by a Croaitan and I would since I am one
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lil_ink_sac@reddit

makes sense since Serious Sam is a Croatian game
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xucculentxquirrel@reddit

Anon describes his pipe dream of sucking off prepubescent teens in detail
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itsneversunnyinvan@reddit

Man was raped
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forkproof2500@reddit

I let a guy blow me in high school but have also slept with about 20 women (a few before, most after). Still 100 straight because I didn't cum and that's what counts. I think.
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Butt-eater1bajillion@reddit

Batman wouldn’t be able to get this shit outta me
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Vexfreeze@reddit

TF did I just read
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NeoEvanart@reddit

This https://youtu.be/SAZzpaWpGIA?si=ivCYDcoweXWMRIIr
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Appropriate_Ad_1412@reddit

>Fagpreggers Had me rolling
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L2Inconnu@reddit

same vibe
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Pound-of-Piss@reddit

Anon the guy who looked up when he was told "gullible" was on the ceiling
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NipponSteelPrevails@reddit

Unironically jealous
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rossyhotsaucy@reddit

Surprised the mom didn't come downstairs with some bagel bites or something and inadvertently witness incel Suckfest 2001 going on in the basement.
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xfydr782@reddit

can we post funny greentext and not anons gay fantasy?
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FixenFroejte@reddit

Plays serious sam. Is confused when gay. Will people ever learn...?
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Little-Bath-3280@reddit

Man this is some crazy shit I read in a while.
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SOMEMONG@reddit

Surprised none of them fucked his ass.
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breakfasteveryday@reddit

Please be fake and gay
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Headmuck@reddit

Absolutely straight
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AccountantOk7335@reddit

Gay and extra fucking gay
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Bockanator@reddit

That's kinda sad and also very relatable.
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PKSushii@reddit

You put on a wig and blow your friends?
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NeoEvanart@reddit

You don't?
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Fanferric@reddit

Friends is the issue here.
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PKSushii@reddit

I mean anything for the homies
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elivel@reddit

shocking.
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crimsonpowder@reddit

you have a better way of coming by some coke money?
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C00per06@reddit

Anon has terrible friends. If they were true friends it would have been a full on orgy without the mirage of a wig an lipstick
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crimsonpowder@reddit

a true friend reaches around
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Zeljeza@reddit

Straigh and real
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boi_adz@reddit

Thank you for making this post NSFW. I was on a train when i saw this post and i saved it for later. When i got home, i immediently opened my phone and open this image. I instantly jerked off to this as soon as i saw this. I came all over my house. If you had not marked this post NSFW, a whole train of men would be jerking off to this.
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crimsonpowder@reddit

the funny thing about this post is that it's about a train of men
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verticalMeta@reddit

I did this at a club once it was pretty awesome. But it would be even better with people I know instead of stangers
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NotALawyer9@reddit

The Fake: anon was invited The Gay: πŸ’€
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NotALawyer9@reddit

If it was a girl, people would find this story "horrifying"🀣
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Dead-Arthur-Morgan@reddit

Serious Sam the goat
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g6c_@reddit

Nah anon is gay as in homosexual
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Honestsalesman34@reddit

Hawt!!
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MR_DERP_YT@reddit

Anon forgot to say 'No Homo'
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Billtheturnip6@reddit

Anon didn't say 'no homo', that was his mistake.
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miniingineru@reddit

Anon came prepared for some serious damage
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gerryflint@reddit

The post nut clarity hit them hard
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Leeroy1042@reddit

Every guy after he came in anons mouth: "oh god, what have I done..?"
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gerryflint@reddit

Imagine the thoughts of the first: Quick, encourage the next so I'm not the only one! "Best feeling ever, 10/10 ,so cool!"
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Leeroy1042@reddit

Hahaha so true. Otherwise it would just have been anon in a wig, sucking his friend while the rest watch.
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gerryflint@reddit

Lol πŸ˜‚
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Leeroy1042@reddit

Blows 8 guys in a single night. Why does people think I'm gay??
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Nekstoer@reddit

fake: nobody fucking does this gay: guess.
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CatSpydar@reddit

Idk. A lot of true crime stories start out with the killer cornholing each other as teenagers. Sometimes they are the de-facto holer, other times the cob but they are doing it.
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MarketWave@reddit

Isnt that like....super wrong?
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happyunicorn666@reddit

This doesn't even try to sound real.
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Joe_Wer@reddit

Fake: anon fantasizing about sucking off men Gay: didn't say no homo
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Mokadelic@reddit

\>serious sam LAN party yup, real and gay.
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KennKennyKenKen@reddit

Holy fuck serious sam is a throwback.
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Dynamitefuzz2134@reddit

He did blow dudes though.
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Ockial@reddit

Dating a guy because other people thought anon is gay? Yeah, he definitely is
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Dynamitefuzz2134@reddit

I bet he got his tight little booty hole rocked. Little prostate massage with the meat hammer. God that’s hot.
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siraegar@reddit

Idk man it's possible that anon might say "no homo" after sex with his date /s
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Deus_Fucking_Vult@reddit

Bruh
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IneffablyEffed@reddit

Fake: Anon becomes a popular kid Gay: Y'know.
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krkaranrathod@reddit

Fake and gay
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joelingo111@reddit

Dafuq did I just read
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NeoEvanart@reddit

Let me introduce you to something worse. https://youtu.be/SAZzpaWpGIA?si=ivCYDcoweXWMRIIr
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TomTown12345@reddit

Wish that was me Fr
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on3on3_@reddit

Fake and gay
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Nota_Throwaway5@reddit

Veritable and homosexual
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dumbwaeguk@reddit

Anon falls into the pipeline
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Jalato_Boi@reddit

I think the situation described was pretty gay
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assbeeef@reddit

Too gay, Anon should of topped a Stacey instead.
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Carnal-Pleasures@reddit

> Should of You should go back to elementary school
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fuckthegreenknight@reddit

Oh fuck off
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idunnobutnsfw@reddit

How comes this never happened to me? I just got my ass whooped at cs 1.6, but all I wanted was 5 dicks to suck.
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Memmew@reddit

forced into sex average day of the coomer
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