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Casual chitchat.

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PaninoConLaPorchetta@reddit

Everything would've been fine if it wasn't for that "again".
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Shlafenflarst@reddit

Even then, not sure that's a question to ask to someone you're trying to seduce...
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NevGuy@reddit (OP)

"Hey girl, you shit with that ass?" Better?
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Shawty-Arabia@reddit

my go to
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erraticpulse-@reddit

literally yes that would have been better
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farva_06@reddit

What if she has a colostomy bag or somethin?
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Chance_Reference_152@reddit

Then she would have said "no".
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ilesmay@reddit

.. Unless?
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khoabear@reddit

Then ask her if she likes it in her original or synthetic ass
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erraticpulse-@reddit

it's better than "would you rather be raped again"
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farva_06@reddit

"Would you rather be raped again, or have the ability to shit out your ass again?" Yeah, I think you're right.
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erraticpulse-@reddit

you imbecile
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CakeDyismyBday@reddit

In this situation it would've been AWESOME!
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standingpretty@reddit

Literally anything would have been better at this point.
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littlejerseyguy@reddit

I keep it classy and ask if they fart with that butt. 😂
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jmpt16@reddit

"Can I have a taste?"
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AdeptusShitpostus@reddit

Do it stank?
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-Negative-Karma@reddit

At least, that is kinda funny. It made me smile lol
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Anguscablejnr@reddit

I mean yeah better.
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Throwawaytree69@reddit

In every single imaginable and theoretical way, Y E S
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Fred-U@reddit

How the fuck is that the unironic better alternative to this outcome hahaha
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Meowmixer21@reddit

Would you rather be raped again, shot twice in the stomach, or asked if you shit from your ass?
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Mrozek33@reddit

That's actually pretty smooth because the answer can only be yes, can't fail with those kind of questions
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Mr_Pink_Gold@reddit

Yeah... One of the few situations where that would actually be better.
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SOMEMONG@reddit

# OR ANYONE REALLY
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PaninoConLaPorchetta@reddit

I thought we didn't kink shame here.
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LightningSalamander@reddit

No it wouldn’t 💀you guys are just as bad as the OP
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PaninoConLaPorchetta@reddit

Dude can't think for once that it is sarcastic.
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LightningSalamander@reddit

I hope it was lol
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water_bottle_goggles@reddit

fine? Bro 😂
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msgmeyourcatsnudes@reddit

It would most certainly not have been fine.
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Booz-n-crooz@reddit

It still would have been completely inappropriate
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PaninoConLaPorchetta@reddit

I agree with you, but the point was that that "again" means anon knew she was raped and still chose to talk about it.
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TheCrafterTigery@reddit

Didn't even notice it at first, man that's a horrible thing to say.
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PaninoConLaPorchetta@reddit

Yeah, anon is not retarded, he is straight up psychopatic.
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-LucasImpulse@reddit

in this instance, on top of being inappropriate, you're using somebody's shit past against them for it, so that makes it worse in a way i can't explain
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HavokMan48@reddit

Holy shit I didn't even register the "again" I already thought it was bad but... Well, it might be a rather low bar but at least I'm not this regarded
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carbonatedfuck@reddit

Bro wtf no it wouldn’t hahaha, what do you mean
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SOMEMONG@reddit

# NO
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ChrisCross109@reddit

No it wouldn’t be lmao do not ask women basically anything about rape unless you are very very close
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PaninoConLaPorchetta@reddit

Thank you for the guide, I guess you have more experience with women than me.
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The_sacred_sauce@reddit

That was so awful / unexpected that I audibly laughed & made my dog bark in the other room lmao
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PaninoConLaPorchetta@reddit

It's the fucking curveball, it always gets you when you least expect it!
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nykgg@reddit

It would?
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KryL21@reddit

“Fine” sure is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this one…
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Daddeola@reddit

???????bro do you talk to people
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Malice0801@reddit

If it's a fake troll post that is a masterful detail
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ender89@reddit

Er..... No, don't ask a girl if she'd like to get assaulted.
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wallagrargh@reddit

Again with the consent discussion?
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darkcomet222@reddit

That is a load bearing “again”
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arbiter12@reddit

>rape, load, bearing. the three stages of caveman reproduction
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PricolasCage@reddit

>rape, load, twinking The three stages of 4channer production
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pokexchespin@reddit

meaningfully better, sure, but far from fine
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stoneddtoilet@reddit

How fucking autistic oh my lorddd
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CandidateMiserable74@reddit

>raped again Anon is a turbotard
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unawarewolf69@reddit

Even the most socially regarded individual wouldn't ask such question. It's so absurd it hurts to read. Literally any other question would be better than this one.
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nefais@reddit

You could add “by your dad” to make it somewhat worse though
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unawarewolf69@reddit

Or "by your grandpa".
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Reddingbface@reddit

"by me'
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theusbismarck@reddit

You beat me to it
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Anen-o-me@reddit

Pretty good cringe comedy tho.
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unawarewolf69@reddit

Cringe comedy hurts, but this was more hurt then comedy for sure. Big Ooof moment.
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UltimateMarino@reddit

He just assumed being raped once is better than getting shot, so he had to even out the sides.
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Flamefether_@reddit

I don’t think this run is salvageable anon, time to hit the hard reset and hope you don’t roll bad on your regard checks next time
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TESTlCLE@reddit

I definitely have learned to pause and ask myself what do I stand to gain vs. lose when saying something to a girl that might push the limits.
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non_depressed_teen@reddit

Name checks out
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BuzzGoober@reddit

Problem with rerolling life is 1/5 chance you are born indian
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Fappai-Sama@reddit

1/2 chance you're Indian/Chinese/African
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BuzzGoober@reddit

Even worse, turkish
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Spiderpiggie@reddit

still better than being born as Anon
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LightningBoltRairo@reddit

Maybe Anon is already Indian.
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Gurn00r@reddit

that reroll is sounding better and better
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Fraud_D_Hawk@reddit

Bro being Indian is better than someone who look's for pornstars that resembles carti
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elprentis@reddit

What the fuck is a carti
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hein-e@reddit

Bro have you seen carti?!?!
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ambermage@reddit

This is why New Game+ is so important.
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Malice0801@reddit

Skill issue. One of the most populous countries. We fuckin out here.
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EmilieEasie@reddit

and solving everyone's problems on youtube. 4chan white losers are jealous
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Malice0801@reddit

You can harass women and post on 4chan. Or you can harass women and make youtube tech support videos. The duality of the internet.
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BuzzGoober@reddit

Indeed, with or without consent
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iameveryoneelse@reddit

At least his rape fixation would be normal.
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standingpretty@reddit

This is honestly the only reason why I’m still on reddit.
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kinshoBanhammer@reddit

Few things are more pure than this sub's hatred of Indians.
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Contemporarium@reddit

😊
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No-Section-4385@reddit

Its okay he'll shot 2 times in the belly that solves everything apparently.
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NevGuy@reddit (OP)

Anon could manipulate the RNG to get sure he rolls good stats (being born in a rich family). It's a frame perfect though, quite a difficult manip.
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666chihuahua@reddit

She actually seemed so fun and cute. Wtf is wrong with anon.
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HeavyMetalLyrics@reddit

I’ll hear women say shit like “men are the worst. I fucking hate men” and I’ll get annoyed and then I read something like this and suddenly it all becomes so clear..
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shjahaha@reddit

why would one men make your form an opinion on billions of people?
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PeachesEndCream@reddit

No one is forming their opinions of a whole gender based on one person. But when you meet 5, 10, 15 guys that act like this, it starts becoming a pattern.
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shjahaha@reddit

is every guy you meet acting like this or similar to this or have you met a lot of people and those guys just stuck out? also pattern recognition based on broad categories like gender is stupid as their is a large number of men in the world, this gets even larger when you consider the internet, where you can meet literally everyone. assuming every man you'll meet is gonna be like comparably small group of men you've met is kinda dumb
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Mihero4ever@reddit

You're right, just not in this specific circumstance.
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shjahaha@reddit

How so
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666chihuahua@reddit

Unfortunately, yep.
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Nils013@reddit

Dude what, she was writing like a ten year old
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

Average woman tbh
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Nils013@reddit

Still doesn't make it less obnoxious though imo
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ttwixx@reddit

Agreed, it’s pathetic
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Grave-Walker@reddit

Should just date men at this point tbh
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-LucasImpulse@reddit

what ten year olds are you talking to in order to know?
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Nils013@reddit

Adult FBI agents apparently
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SupaColdBrew@reddit

Nah fuck the ppl who downvoted this is a funny response lmao
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cosmoswolfff@reddit

Sounds about right for a Redditor
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SomeDudeontheInter@reddit

Anon snatches defeat from the jaws of victory
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NevGuy@reddit (OP)

True, she was basically swooning over him, only a turbo autist could fuck it up at that point.
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Malvastor@reddit

Anon is like life. He found a way. 
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Puzzleheaded_Chain_6@reddit

Fr dude already had the bag but decided to throw it in a raging river never to be seen again
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PapaOctopus@reddit

Double down, see what happens.
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Marbachque@reddit

Why is anon this retarded? Do you ask your male friends this? No.
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Normal_person127@reddit

Well my male friends wouldn't mind getting asked a question.
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Marbachque@reddit

My male friends have been raped by older men so no, would not ask this question irregardless.
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Normal_person127@reddit

And what would they prefer? For this to happen again or getting shot TWICE in the stomach? Let's say with a 9mm
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No-Dragonfly-421@reddit

You don't just dig up people's trauma for a hypothetical to entertain you
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JoshBettegay@reddit

uh no, *you* don't pussy
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No-Dragonfly-421@reddit

Then since *you're* comfortable with it, tell me the deepest most hurtful trauma that has happened in your life and leave your reply up for everyone to have free reign into it.
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JoshBettegay@reddit

Maybe trauma is what you make of it and maybe making fun of it is the best step to healing from it, maybe shying away from any sort of levity about certain events is what gives those events power over you and maybe living in fear is what you, as a giant piece of shit, wants to do but the rest of us want to move on. Keep crying about something that happened years ago and never grow or recover but the best people learn to laugh at it.
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Vybnh@reddit

It’s not your job to laugh at someone else’s trauma. It’s *their* job to make jokes of their own trauma IF THEY FUCKING CHOOSE TO DO SO. If they don’t? THEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH. not a hard concept. You don’t get the right to laugh and joke about something that happens to another person without talking to them first to see what their boundaries are. Evidently you don’t understand the concept of boundaries, or the fact that the people you talk to are actually people and not NPCs
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JoshBettegay@reddit

uh can you stop crying in my inbox you're clogging it
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baconborg@reddit

Ok but it’s not your place to decide for the other person that they should start healing by joking dude
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deeteeohbee@reddit

> Maybe trauma is what you make of it This is true, trauma is what the person suffering the trauma makes of it. Not what some dipshit on the reddit 4chan sub makes of it lmao. You can't impose your feelings on someone else's trauma on them dumb dumb.
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No-Dragonfly-421@reddit

Exactly that
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No-Dragonfly-421@reddit

Then do it, share your trauma to a serious degree and leave it open for people to laugh at it. You know nothing about me, you're a guy who calls people pussies and giant pieces of shit on Reddit.
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RainbowDissent@reddit

I got shot twice in the stomach.
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vault_wanderer@reddit

Would you rather get shot four times or get raped twice?
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Pasispas@reddit

This one time I stepped on my dog's tail by accident. I still feel bad about it to this day 20 years later.
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No-Dragonfly-421@reddit

How stupid are you to believe, with that being the worst thing that has happened to you, that you know what it's like for someone to have suffered something like in the post? And now we have an answer to my initial reply's question: a two sentence description of a very minor and brief incident is what you have presented as okay to joke about.
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Kug4ri0n@reddit

Just to entertain you. For it to happen again. Just so I can tear his head off. I promised myself never to just let it happen again if I’m aware of it. Rather get killed than letting that shit slide.
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WasAnHonestMann@reddit

Idk man, my friend groups are different. I have a friend who makes racist and other "out of line" jokes towards me, and I make fun of his dead father. We're still close🤷‍♂️
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EvilChungus@reddit

lol your friend is a bitch
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No-Dragonfly-421@reddit

There's a league of distance between societal racism versus a deeply personal trauma
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bigcockmman@reddit

Honestly even if you havent experience the trauma thats a wild fucking question. My friends can say haha your asian you probably ate your dog but if they asked me if id rather get raped or shot that'd be crazy
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KiwiCassie@reddit

Since no one is actually answering your question, I’ll take one for the team (ex gf sexually assaulted me in high school) I think I’d rather be raped again tbh. I’ve never been shot but it really doesn’t sound fun, and while rape probably won’t kill me, being shot TWICE would both hurt like hell and not do me any favours in terms of infection/other ailments resulting. Hope this helps!
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elprentis@reddit

I’d rather be shot than go through that again. It took almost a decade to mentally even begin recover from my ex. Inversely, whilst being shot might kill me, then at least I’d be too dead to care. From what I’ve read, being stabbed (which i have experienced) is way, way worse than being shot by a small caliber, so I can probably deal with that.
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Marbachque@reddit

They would not be friends with me after this question, you do realize you don't ask this question for reasons right. The girl you're into is asked does she want to be raped again? Excuse me are you out of touch buddy lol?
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PlatinumBall@reddit

It's not a "Would you like" question, but a "Would you rather" question. Both of these options are awful, but she had to pick the "better" one
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I-lost-my-accoun@reddit

man, next time you're gonna tell it's innapropiate to ask: If you were one inch deep in your mother and your father was one inch deep in you which way would you wiggle out?
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Marbachque@reddit

She didn't have to pick, she simply blocked him and moved on. Girls will never stand for that shit ever in a convo like what?
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PlatinumBall@reddit

that's just boring. It's simply a question. My friends would laugh and pick both probably
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ReverseBuilder@reddit

booorinnggg
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Normal_person127@reddit

Yeah but does she want to get shot in the stomach twice? I bet she doesn't, so that's a hard question. One thing destroys you morally/mentally and the second is a direct threat to your life. Seems like a hard question to me.
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Marbachque@reddit

It's not a necessary question at all, at no point in time will you ever think about their answer in the future again unless you personally are gonna do it. Its rude as fuck like what.
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Normal_person127@reddit

Yeah, that's how random conversations work bro. You talk about random shit to kill the time or just to text the person, not for the sake of remembering it.
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Marbachque@reddit

There is shit you don't ask at all, it's literally discretionary lol. Would you ask your boss any of these questions and expected to keep your job? You kill time by actually getting to know the person not ask hypotheticals.
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scout5678297@reddit

i agree with you and am also like "ISN'T THE PROBLEM HERE OBVIOUS???" buuuut i think we are encountering a wall between 4chan users and acceptable behavior in society... which, to be fair, is not unprecedented lol
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Normal_person127@reddit

Well the conversations with your boss are way more formal than shooting shit like this with your friends.
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Marbachque@reddit

The fact you're defending this that hard makes me seriously question redditors, same people that defend pedophiles I guess. I'm done with this thread yall are disappointing
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ww3_return_of_stalin@reddit

Lol the only disappointing thing is you not understanding when someone is just fucking with you, somehow you're more autistic than anon.
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bigcockmman@reddit

The fact that you dont see the problem with asking someone if theyd rather be raped *again* or something else is crazy
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Meemsterxd@reddit

why are they downvoting you 💀
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Relaxel@reddit

Plural?
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Sheep03@reddit

>irregardless
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Paxona@reddit

You lost this battle. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless >Is irregardless a word? >Yes. It may not be a word that you like, or a word that you would use in a term paper, but irregardless certainly is a word. It has been in use for well over 200 years, employed by a large number of people across a wide geographic range and with a consistent meaning. That is why we, and well-nigh every other dictionary of modern English, define this word. Remember that a definition is not an endorsement of a word’s use.
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Sheep03@reddit

It makes no sense though, it's got a negative suffix and a negative prefix. Two negatives make a positive. One thing to have two negatives in the same sentence, but on the same word it just looks retarded.
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Paxona@reddit

Yes, remember when Bad was used as good? Language is crazy.
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Sheep03@reddit

That's slang. Irregardless is just stupidity.
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IsPepsiOkaySir@reddit

🤓
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Paxona@reddit

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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baconborg@reddit

Redditors like pretending that men have absolutely zero boundaries when it comes to “epically joking with le boys” so that’s that’s why they downvoted you at first
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TheMightyDab@reddit

Was on your side until "big fucking yikes"
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thefragpotato@reddit

Are you triggered by text?
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TheMightyDab@reddit

Yeah
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TheKrimsonFvcker@reddit

Would you rather get raped again or unironically use "Big fucking yikes" in a reddit post?
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

Former
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thefragpotato@reddit

I’m sorry my guy. Life is hard for all of us. Remember to take a step back once in a while. You’re worth it.
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thatscucktastic@reddit

YIKES SWEATY. THAT'S A BIG OOF FROM ME.
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NightmareVoids@reddit

You're getting downvoted b/c you have redditor brain and can't figure out the what satire is without a /s.
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avagrantthought@reddit

Were your male friends raped?
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Facesit_Freak@reddit

My male friends haven't been raped before so ofc not.
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eoadjdjrbbr@reddit

Nice 3 pixels
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chimphead73@reddit

Women amiright?
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SuperSocialMan@reddit

Holy shit, no matter how badly I fumble it'll never be even 1% as bad as this. What in the actual fuck?!
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Luzon0903@reddit

The retarded genes root themselves out
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

This isn't autism. The question plus "do I blame autism or make it a dark joke" is deliberate psychopath behaviour.
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InternetSpaceCow@reddit

This is exactly it, anon is not retarded, he lacks the empathy to know that you don't ask shit like that, even worse given the context
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

It could be even worse, he knew exactly what he was doing, and then turned it into a "funny post" for attention. He could be a low-key sadist.
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Neomataza@reddit

It could also be, you know, fake and gay, made up for internet points.
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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

No! Not anon!
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bigcockmman@reddit

I'm autistic, and to be fair only mildy so usually just come off as eccentric or weird, but if I'm on the beginning of the spectrum this man either isnt autistic or hes on a different dimension of autism than the rest of us.
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No-Dragonfly-421@reddit

Well said.
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NickRowePhagist@reddit

Holy shit anon. You should an hero.
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MrChikenBurger@reddit

yes, anon should an hero
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avagrantthought@reddit

America is trying to locate anon so they can use his rare weaponised autism for oil Jokes aside, anon isn’t autistic, just psychopathic
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Pyroald@reddit

Negative charisma stat, holy fuck why would you ask that
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ItsBlonk@reddit

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SAYS SUCH A THING
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sandwelld@reddit

same socially inept person that says 'lol' every sentence
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SomeDudeontheInter@reddit

So true lol.
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a_sacrilegiousboi@reddit

Haha lol thats so relatable lmao
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bow13187@reddit

At 9:40 in the morning
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MesugakiSnatcher@reddit

hey ask me a question 🥰 *asks question 🐤* bRoo wtf?? 😡
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NevGuy@reddit (OP)

Do your parents love you?
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MesugakiSnatcher@reddit

yea
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kingepic84@reddit

You assume people on 4chan are in their right mind
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RandomAccess7@reddit

Welcome to 4chan
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NotAnNpc69@reddit

>4chan >right mind
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Aakash1203@reddit

Bold of you to assume that a mentally sound person would write that
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OldManMoment@reddit

>in their right mind
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blakk77@reddit

Anon is runner up for the bag fumbling world record
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FatManPan@reddit

Generational fumble
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NotNonbisco@reddit

Smooth
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TrumpDesWillens@reddit

brained
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OMGitsVal117@reddit

Natural selection at work. Tard gene propagation averted.
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TrumpDesWillens@reddit

No that's the type of motherfucker that takes by force.
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Ambitious_Banana_454@reddit

Holy shit this one is on the spectrum HARD
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Imogensheep91@reddit

Not MY spectrum.
View on Reddit #18848986

ItsHighSpoon@reddit

Where is that spectrum? In the deep motherfucking cosmos?
View on Reddit #18796090

Ambitious_Banana_454@reddit

autism spectrum spreading through the cosmos
View on Reddit #18796106

ItsHighSpoon@reddit

The autism is so large that it reached the sun
View on Reddit #18797856

sagewynn@reddit

>Mentions trainspotting >nothing is salvageable
View on Reddit #18801198

BasilTheTimeLord@reddit

Nah Iggy Pop is cool :)
View on Reddit #18828418

GangstaPepsi@reddit

Ziggy Pop*
View on Reddit #18847883

RottingDogCorpse@reddit

Biggest fumble I've seen
View on Reddit #18847820

IReallyLikeAvocadoes@reddit

Anon needs to be euthanized
View on Reddit #18847467

Pay_Tiny@reddit

BAGAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK
View on Reddit #18846489

ElementK2@reddit

Anon is an absolute madlad
View on Reddit #18843238

RecoverMedical@reddit

This is so fucked. I can’t even get in a girls dm and this fuck asks a girl is she wants to get raped AGAIN.
View on Reddit #18840720

MerliniusDeMidget@reddit

Anon's issues extend beyond his autism
View on Reddit #18839853

crimsonfukr457@reddit

I have turboautism and i think this guy is a fucking retard
View on Reddit #18839195

jacarepampulha2408@reddit

No more salvation, anon needs to seppuku himself
View on Reddit #18838901

jonnycash11@reddit

Someone should make a sub called r/howIbecameanincel
View on Reddit #18838597

erraticpulse-@reddit

anon. you are genuinely a threat to society.
View on Reddit #18794525

gfolder@reddit

Big time. Weird way to ask is she liked it the first time?
View on Reddit #18838343

PartyLettuce@reddit

Bro rolled a nat 1 was is this
View on Reddit #18838106

AegisT_@reddit

Whenever I make an autistic faux pas, I think to these people and realize that there are people who will blatantly fuck up far worse than me
View on Reddit #18837559

Awesomise@reddit

>Unironically ending sentence with 'lol' It's over.
View on Reddit #18836156

No-Section-4385@reddit

Again though anon? Something tells me you not joking.
View on Reddit #18836116

kinshoBanhammer@reddit

Protip: avoid rape jokes when talking to women. I suspect that this will be incredibly difficult for many of you here, but try your best.
View on Reddit #18800816

Malvastor@reddit

Wait, but what about women who have been raped? They should find it extra funny right?
View on Reddit #18829697

__impala67@reddit

Yeah, they get the context of the joke, the others just don't understand the humor.
View on Reddit #18835308

Cevmen@reddit

Just keep saying lol anon it’ll work out
View on Reddit #18795563

Easterland@reddit

Bro said lol in 7 out of 8 messages. Funniest shit i’ve ever seen
View on Reddit #18800118

__impala67@reddit

She was so interested when he was saying lol, but as soon as he stopped she turned around 180 degrees. Anon had a good thing going until he stopped saying lol. What a dumbass
View on Reddit #18835182

hypnotic-hippo@reddit

me when I laugh out loud
View on Reddit #18830436

flannyo@reddit

What the fuck
View on Reddit #18834948

scubadoobadoooo@reddit

What a fucking moron
View on Reddit #18834854

Normal_person127@reddit

u/kiwicassie cause I'm banned from that one comment chain idk why, I'll give you my answer here. Honestly I don't know. If I was meant to be raped by woman, then I'd take it. Even if it was an ugly fat girl, but it's better than getting raped in the ass by a man. If it was a man, I'd need to know if the shots to the stomach were close to any organs, or just to the side. Because if they were non lethal I'd take those, if they won't leave me crippled. But if they do, I need to know if the guy will use a condom and lube, but it would most likely kill me inside.
View on Reddit #18824864

KiwiCassie@reddit

I get that. If it was a man I think l'd take my chances with the bullets, though it depends on where they're being shot at exactly like you said. Would rather die on my feet than live on my knees (literally)
View on Reddit #18834745

Normal_person127@reddit

Yeah, same bro.
View on Reddit #18834763

Dityn@reddit

This is not even about fumbling, anon just suffers from profound mental retardation.
View on Reddit #18834632

Waffle-Raccoon@reddit

anon is cooked
View on Reddit #18833947

Dark-Pukicho@reddit

>again Rope post haste, if you please.
View on Reddit #18833310

rtm742@reddit

my face dropped when i saw the 1.5m post karma
View on Reddit #18832987

Its_Sentinel@reddit

Why is that every time I read something off of 4chan it always has to be stated that they are autistic, like there’s no way that many autistic people are on that site
View on Reddit #18832838

NevGuy@reddit (OP)

You have no idea.
View on Reddit #18832967

Ghost7575@reddit

Nah anon does not deserve love 💀
View on Reddit #18832399

ScaryOcean74@reddit

"ok wait, before you answer, keep in mind that being gutshot is the secondmost painful place to be shot, capped in the knee being second, so think about it carefully."
View on Reddit #18831582

hypnotic-hippo@reddit

This has to be bait
View on Reddit #18830563

assbeeef@reddit

Anon is actually retarded
View on Reddit #18829901

ducktionary522@reddit

the link between being autistic and being a 4chan user actually needs to be studied
View on Reddit #18795386

Malvastor@reddit

No need, it's a 117% correlation. 
View on Reddit #18829572

ParOxxiSme@reddit

People on 4chan will complain that no girl like them and then decide to do this
View on Reddit #18829509

brigzy09@reddit

Wtf 🤦even off the top of my head, a random first thought question and still doesn't sound as bad as this... "Would you rather pick your nose and eat it or your ass and eat it"
View on Reddit #18828918

TroncoBoy@reddit

I don't even care about the retarded question, what bothers me the most is how he uses lol in EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE HOLY SHIT THAT'S SO OBNOXIOUS
View on Reddit #18828546

degov2609@reddit

Imma need a link to this thread I fucking need to know how he replied lmfao
View on Reddit #18827834

loonacey@reddit

exfil asap
View on Reddit #18827527

ThatOneWood@reddit

Jesus Christ brother is trying to get people to hate him
View on Reddit #18826724

DonBarkington@reddit

Hey, you try finding something interesting to ask a girl!
View on Reddit #18826444

SamboTheSodaJerk@reddit

This is horrible but it did make me laugh
View on Reddit #18826205

Dogin06@reddit

Fuxking hilarious
View on Reddit #18824768

Abyssus_J3@reddit

Seppuku is anons only chance to bear the shame he’s brought on his family, even then the stain and dishonor he’s brought to his ancestors is unlikely to be forgotten
View on Reddit #18823150

CorbinNZ@reddit

Shoulda went with the classic “what ya shit smell like, hoss?”
View on Reddit #18822985

KsuhDilla@reddit

nah hes good he’s got this
View on Reddit #18822954

schizochode@reddit

Man she was clearly interested too
View on Reddit #18822894

JuniorPunky@reddit

He has to use all three, and in a specific order. He realized that was an absolutely retarded question, that it's the sort of question he'd ask a buddy that had been in prison, and that he has some considerable social disability on top of a hangover, (it's 9:30 am). End with he's sorry he said that, and he'd understand why if she'd like to stop talking, but he'd like to just move past it, because he thinks they had good chemistry before he set everything on fire. Or he can shoot himself twice in the stomach and say it was a dumb way to try and connect with her, as he just got shot and is in the hospital, which I think is the better course for the gene pool's sake.
View on Reddit #18822565

italianboner69@reddit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
View on Reddit #18822332

KHgamer32@reddit

double down and say that it is an interesting moral dillemma. Also tell her to shut the fuck up and answer the question
View on Reddit #18821646

TheFrostyGoat@reddit

Bro it's like really I had a 100 questions come to mind and not one of them involved any fucked up shit
View on Reddit #18820177

Prestigious_Eye_8797@reddit

This dude said lol in almost every text he’s doomed
View on Reddit #18820045

whatup_pips@reddit

"I was just joking" would probably result in her saying "What the fuck kinda joke is that??" "Sorry, I wasn't thinking" might elicit the response "Clearly." Finally, trying to explain would come off as an insincere apology, so it's not the best idea. Probably get ghosted.
View on Reddit #18819864

Krallorddark@reddit

##AGAIN?
View on Reddit #18819580

Jesuswasaprophet@reddit

Just a good example of what people are like on 4chan 💀
View on Reddit #18819377

Trespeon@reddit

Damn, dude fumbles the easiest bag of his life. She was double texting and everything.
View on Reddit #18819180

Gamepat-@reddit

Peak autism
View on Reddit #18819140

zertious@reddit

Do yall think tism is an excuse for literally everything now?
View on Reddit #18818561

Sen-oh@reddit

I'm autistic. I've never done anything like this before. I think this is something different, anon.
View on Reddit #18818468

Calm-Constant-6421@reddit

Anon should be put down
View on Reddit #18793819

Sen-oh@reddit

I've been talking about the 4th trimester since highschool. It's just a late late stage abortion. When a kid is this much of a mistake, parents should get a grace period to change their minds still. For the rest of our sakes
View on Reddit #18818250

Jozroz@reddit

Commit post-birth abortion.
View on Reddit #18801077

Punkass34@reddit

Fourth trimester abortion
View on Reddit #18818233

Pasispas@reddit

Twice in the stomach or...
View on Reddit #18800611

MiniGui98@reddit

Like the dog he is
View on Reddit #18799697

memeboarder@reddit

I've been lobbying for this since early 10's to no avail
View on Reddit #18795687

offrythem@reddit

Change your name to memeboarderberg for 100× more effective lobbying
View on Reddit #18795832

arbiter12@reddit

Oy ~~ve~~...mate!
View on Reddit #18796778

ToTheStrongest1@reddit

oh god... it feels so good to be normal.
View on Reddit #18818113

ShadyK55@reddit

You had the chance to ask her ANY flirtatious question, and this is what you went for? You deserve it, anon. Don't complain.
View on Reddit #18817547

Username-67272827@reddit

i refuse to believe these people exist
View on Reddit #18817359

Urkeksi@reddit

Anon should be raped and shot 2 times in the stomach
View on Reddit #18795232

Achukema@reddit

And then raped again
View on Reddit #18802051

millsy98@reddit

And then asked which part he liked the most.
View on Reddit #18817195

Beauty_Clown@reddit

Jesus Christ
View on Reddit #18817116

bemutt@reddit

Holy shit I think this one is actually real. Fuckin hell bro
View on Reddit #18816681

SpaceMakin@reddit

Please be fake and gay Please be fake and gay
View on Reddit #18816565

Mr-Klaus@reddit

Why twice? Getting shot once in the stomach is pretty horrible, why does the pain need to be doubled?
View on Reddit #18801253

20156196080@reddit

Subconsciously op wants the answer to be rape, so he made the answer "more severe" than rape
View on Reddit #18815845

Logical-Emphasis-389@reddit

Jesus fucking Christ. Learn to communicate like a normal person.
View on Reddit #18815192

Vojnik_Vahaj@reddit

That was going well. How the fuck do you fumble that bad?
View on Reddit #18814991

showchester@reddit

Get this man a firearm immediately
View on Reddit #18814885

lidocainum@reddit

jesus christ what a fucking imbecile
View on Reddit #18814545

Thowle@reddit

RHETORIC: [Easy: FAILURE]
View on Reddit #18798002

Jobson_Padeiro_Show@reddit

DRAMA [Legendary: Failure] - Quick, just tell her it was just your autism kicking in.
View on Reddit #18814524

Despite_2021@reddit

Anon selected “Ask a random question” option and rolled a nat 1. The difficulty check was 2.
View on Reddit #18814174

HikeMyPantsUpJohnson@reddit

Anon had so much difficulty finding just some basic question like what's your favourite colour or some shit and the first thing that pops into his mind is traumatic scenarios that his date has already experienced and decides that's the way to go. At least with the knowledge of someone's favourite colour you can make or buy stuff of that colour. Like if it's flowers they might say oh wow they're so pretty and they're mf favourite colour. Even if they don't say that, you can still say you got that specific colour because you remembered. But this is Anon were talking about. And Anon is regarded
View on Reddit #18813903

Thunderchief646054@reddit

Anon forgetting “favorite color” is allowed
View on Reddit #18812946

herrmoody@reddit

Retard
View on Reddit #18812648

Bingobango20@reddit

Im getting second hand embarrassment from anon’s parents. He should definitely maxlevel
View on Reddit #18812303

GoodlifeFOB@reddit

At this point (if it was real of course) i think anon doesnt give a shit anymore and he is doing it on purpose
View on Reddit #18811600

gfkab@reddit

This one has to be fake there is 0 way someone actually thought this was a good idea
View on Reddit #18811577

Its_Buddy_btw@reddit

"*Again*"??
View on Reddit #18811136

stuffbyrocco@reddit

Op should just apologize, understand that the situation is not salvageable and learn not to cassually bring up rape during chit chat
View on Reddit #18810791

Daan1994@reddit

Never go full retard
View on Reddit #18810789

Competitive_Win_7859@reddit

ANON IT WAS RIGHT THERE YOU DUMBASS YOU HAD IT AND YOU LET IT SLIP FROM YOUR FINGERS
View on Reddit #18810714

bisky12@reddit

dude what in the fuck anon why would you do that
View on Reddit #18809893

326TimesBetter@reddit

I think this bridge has been burned, apologize and move on
View on Reddit #18809644

wukong_stickslap@reddit

Just hop off of the mortal coil at this point
View on Reddit #18809628

FlexViper@reddit

**Anon let's his intrusive thoughts do all the talking**
View on Reddit #18809499

kickachicken@reddit

Anon is highly regarded
View on Reddit #18809454

Laure95@reddit

The girl was waiting for anon to ask her to come see the movie, but he chose to bring her most traumatizing experience ever instead
View on Reddit #18809099

Maximillion322@reddit

How does anon even breathe when his brain is this non-functional
View on Reddit #18808978

SoloQHero96@reddit

Bluds really saying "lol" in every sentence. Wtf
View on Reddit #18808930

RoyalMess64@reddit

My brain short circuit trying to read this
View on Reddit #18808485

CheapFriesAreGood@reddit

Anon is retarded
View on Reddit #18808140

panzerboye@reddit

Anon should castrate himself. Them genes need to die.
View on Reddit #18808103

Baruch05@reddit

Think the Hindenburg is gonna land better than this person will.
View on Reddit #18808081

SorcererWithGuns@reddit

FF The Spirits Within is probably the least fantasy-like piece of Final Fantasy media ever made lol
View on Reddit #18797689

Good_Housekeeping@reddit

Hopefully he meant Advent Children
View on Reddit #18802279

SorcererWithGuns@reddit

Nah it literally says Spirits Within in the image... it hurts to read
View on Reddit #18808054

the_marxman@reddit

Like most 4chan posts I'm just gonna pretend this is fake.
View on Reddit #18807986

FallenSegull@reddit

Fellas, how am I still single when guys like this are out there talking to girls
View on Reddit #18800831

ISimpForYunyun@reddit

Seriously
View on Reddit #18807789

avagrantthought@reddit

My sides. I am impressed by how mentally extinguished you are, anon
View on Reddit #18807410

casanova-elite@reddit

Anon is a certified rizzler 😎
View on Reddit #18807363

MidshipAgate9@reddit

Anon is 100% prepared to do both, but he's also a gentleman who offers the lady a choice
View on Reddit #18806795

MesugakiSnatcher@reddit

why is she mad for getting what she wanted? is she stupid?
View on Reddit #18806463

Snoo_54302@reddit

It's so over
View on Reddit #18806410

GreyG59@reddit

Jesus Christ how did he ever have a chance lmao
View on Reddit #18806235

2Tired4Anything@reddit

It was very relatable till the "idk if I have any questions" being a boring guy followed with the boo But then it got worse lol
View on Reddit #18804925

seguracookies@reddit

Just block her, dawg. It's over.
View on Reddit #18804884

BigAssPissBreak@reddit

Bro is actually fucking retarded
View on Reddit #18804511

BlazewarkingYT@reddit

The fucking whiplash Jesus Christ
View on Reddit #18804272

GaniMemestar@reddit

It's joever, anon
View on Reddit #18804106

yeetmemommmy@reddit

No way this is real. 4chan creatures are stupid and incredibly socially inept but nobody is this stupid and socially inept
View on Reddit #18803954

Valk93@reddit

0 points into speech / charisma
View on Reddit #18803771

Lasbo_Fln@reddit

No bro, you fcked up something that could have been beautiful, she seemed fun too, and you could've asked any other god damn question except this one and would've been fine. Damn it anon you suck
View on Reddit #18803721

Aromatic-Hornet-9449@reddit

Holy fuck how did he fuck up this bad
View on Reddit #18803650

iTzKracKerjacK@reddit

This has to be up there with the “not gonna lie I thought about raping you” text for biggest fumbles of all time.
View on Reddit #18803579

No-Pickle-Rick-2077@reddit

>>>oh slay >>oh slay >oh slay this lingo is giving me kanker
View on Reddit #18803311

Jordanc369@reddit

Scripted text is scripted
View on Reddit #18803269

memer227@reddit

I would love for anon to explain his thought process because you need more than autism to say something like this
View on Reddit #18803068

HugePurpleNipples@reddit

Dude.. ask her favorite color or something.. Ask her if she swallows ffs, at least that gathers important intel.
View on Reddit #18802890

l_dunno@reddit

How tf do you not understand what is wrong with that???
View on Reddit #18802792

RIOTT44@reddit

anon is just dumb
View on Reddit #18802620

ThesiHD@reddit

Anon should be put in a cage without the possibility of interacting with other humans
View on Reddit #18802450

newbreed69@reddit

I think the 2nd option is most viable here But honestly just reset Ur autism kicked into high gear on this one
View on Reddit #18802099

Dildo_Baggins__@reddit

anon what the actual FUCK is wrong with you?
View on Reddit #18802046

CptNeon@reddit

Holy shit what a fucking dumbass. Dude doesn’t deserve love
View on Reddit #18801953

Username_Taken0@reddit

While you’re at it try to stop saying “lol” in every fucking message
View on Reddit #18801745

MurdochFirePotatoe@reddit

that ain't autism no more tis' pure \~retar'd'ashione\~
View on Reddit #18801712

peezle69@reddit

Jesus Christ Anon
View on Reddit #18801658

Stainamou@reddit

Lord almighty anon is so restarted
View on Reddit #18801386

Naarts@reddit

For some reason, this being at 9:45 AM makes it funnier
View on Reddit #18795178

InternetSpaceCow@reddit

The kind of conversation you think about the rest of the day
View on Reddit #18801265

SplatMySocks@reddit

Sounded like she was interested before he dropped the nuke on the conversation
View on Reddit #18801108

Morkhaz@reddit

These levels of retardness are incurable.
View on Reddit #18801075

drbroskeet@reddit

Ive never seen so much spaghetti just get jettisoned across a room in 1 question
View on Reddit #18801041

caseystrain@reddit

"Autism" no you have something much more powerful than that.
View on Reddit #18800876

VioletFirewind@reddit

Anon had it sewn up too, she was into him.
View on Reddit #18800506

SylverLaugher@reddit

That's not the 'tism, that's criminal
View on Reddit #18800486

ToxicBuiltYT@reddit

That sounds like a threat
View on Reddit #18800457

moonfanatic95@reddit

HOLY FUCK, what in the fuck possessed anon to fuck up his chances this bad? He had it in the bag ffs
View on Reddit #18800321

Joshgg13@reddit

Just say "sorry I'm extremely acoustic"
View on Reddit #18800252

-LucasImpulse@reddit

this never happens with just some kind of autism, does it? surely there's other issues with this guy too
View on Reddit #18799914

Fast_Association_998@reddit

Anon is a master conversationalist
View on Reddit #18799665

broniesnstuff@reddit

ChatGPT is free, and it'll help you be less regarded when talking to the opposite sex.
View on Reddit #18799636

Sirnizz@reddit

Absolute fuckin retard holy fuck.
View on Reddit #18799553

Gondawn@reddit

This guy 100% typed it just to farm lols from fellow acoustics on 4chan. Kinda crazy
View on Reddit #18799358

Street-Goal6856@reddit

Some times I think you dumb motherfuckers just hate pussy. But the next post will be some tool sobbing about being lonely because he's short or some such shit. It's almost like every 4chan user is a different person but I refuse to believe that so I'm going with just stupid.
View on Reddit #18799276

Wowitsbeautiful@reddit

He is just a little silly
View on Reddit #18798733

BootyBelongsOnPizza@reddit

The worst crime anon committed here is liking Final Fantasy Spirits Within
View on Reddit #18798687

Flaechezinker@reddit

Anon actually impressed me with how absolutely fucking disgusting he is
View on Reddit #18798105

wamsterx58@reddit

What kind of question was that.
View on Reddit #18798058

DesertOps4@reddit

None anon. There's no saving this.
View on Reddit #18797941

Nitrodolski2@reddit

spectrum speedrun
View on Reddit #18797849

zvejas@reddit

I like this guy
View on Reddit #18797843

SuicidalEmbrace@reddit

Fake: Anon makes up a fake conversation he had with a girl Gay: Chad raped and shot anon twice
View on Reddit #18797795

ReinTheRatGod@reddit

This has got to be the most egregious text I've ever seen wtf
View on Reddit #18797727

Taco-Kai@reddit

OOP is massively regarded
View on Reddit #18797665

pricckk@reddit

Reading that last text made me impulsivley leave the app
View on Reddit #18797236

CrazyTownUSA000@reddit

He didn't have a chance once she finds out how cringe the final fantasy fan base is.
View on Reddit #18796058

The_Third_Molar@reddit

As soon as I read FF I knew it would be something super cringey, but anon still managed to exceed my expectations.
View on Reddit #18797194

Why_am_ialive@reddit

Oh no, I didn’t read the “again” first time round oh it’s worse than I thought
View on Reddit #18797131

Bluefenix1@reddit

"Lol lol lmao lol bro" Anon deserves to be regarded
View on Reddit #18797032

hujairan16@reddit

Anon is autistic
View on Reddit #18796628

TitiLover69@reddit

Jesus fucking christ, anon was kinda there but he had to be a fucking absolute retard holy shit
View on Reddit #18796371

LumberFack@reddit

I refuse to believe people with this absolute lack of self sweetness actually exist.
View on Reddit #18796226

ineedhelpforme@reddit

Anon is highly regarded lol. No wonder he is autist too lol. Why say lol in every sentence lol. I believe its bcs anon has no self-esteem or confidence whatsoever lol. And feels insecure specially when he chats with woman lol lol lol.
View on Reddit #18795962

BTF0331@reddit

Anon was just trying to gauge which one she'd prefer before he does it to her
View on Reddit #18795146

lonestarbrownboi@reddit

Fr at least she's getting the choice
View on Reddit #18795853

Hegman97@reddit

I’m autistic but this is pure retardium
View on Reddit #18795833

TheQzertz@reddit

☹️
View on Reddit #18795608

HugeShock8@reddit

How does that even happens
View on Reddit #18795014

squibilly@reddit

>again It’s ogre
View on Reddit #18794794

Ambitious_Banana_454@reddit

millitary grade retard
View on Reddit #18794685

OppressedJewedditor@reddit

holy shit how is it possible to fuck up this badly
View on Reddit #18794651

OldManMoment@reddit

Anon is weapons grade mentally unfurnished.
View on Reddit #18794560

mmmidkidc@reddit

anon you're highly regarded
View on Reddit #18794512