BoulderCreature

“Never meet your heroes”. Who other than Mr. Rogers is an exception to that phrase?

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Dave Grohl was super nice and got pretty hammered with me

How common is leaving your AC on 24/7, even when the house is empty?

Posted by Bierzgal@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 1912 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

In my household once it hits 85 degrees F inside we are allowed to look at the A/C and think of snow and blizzards. But don’t turn that thing on, it’s expensive!

A clown walks into a bar.

Posted by SwedishIngots@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 46 comments

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I just died a little inside.

Posted by Impressive-Shame-525@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 2710 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

More like be an artist formerly known as prince of a guy

So, if Ani is short for Anakin, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what's Luke short for?

Posted by Reecethehawk@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 200 comments

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Why are Americans so early birds compared to Europeans?

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BoulderCreature@reddit

My job is outside and it gets very hot during the summer months and dark quite early during the winter. Starting at 0700 works with both of those constraints

Is there a name in the USA that is so common that it’s impossible not to find it everywhere?

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BoulderCreature@reddit

The last 4 women to be hired on my team were named Jen. It’s like it’s a requirement or something

Non Asian-Americans: Are you keeping soy sauce as a regular condiment in your kitchen? If so what are you using them for?

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BoulderCreature@reddit

I always have a bottle of soy sauce and a bottle of dark soy sauce (or some molasses to make an approximation) I use it for all sorts of stuff

Things people say about their state that almost every other state can claim?

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Maybe, but I’m from California and did a cross country road trip from Virginia to San Diego and at the very end of it I was quite sure that the worst drivers in the country are from California.

How I take any and all personal criticism

Posted by Original_Bus_3864@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 45 comments

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You need $2 million to retire and ‘almost no one is close,’ BlackRock CEO warns, a problem that Gen X will make ‘harder and nastier’

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BoulderCreature@reddit

You’ll just need enough shiny stones to trade with the swamp stilt people til you die of thirst

What's the smallest American city you've ever been to?

Posted by ViajanteDeSaturno@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 1144 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

I went to one called Strawberry (can’t remember what state) and the population was 2. Husband was the postmaster and owned the gas station, wife was the mayor and cashier

What would a Picard store even sell?

Posted by happydude7422@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 547 comments

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Small Detail In Star Trek: Generations.

Posted by Sea_Violinist3328@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 101 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

We must find him so that we can feed him, pet him, and tell him that he is a good boy

is it true Americans don't put salt on their fruits?

Posted by PersuasionNation@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 2403 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Not as far as I know. He wrote a ton of songs though, so he might’ve sang about salted fruit at some point

is it true Americans don't put salt on their fruits?

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Probably the greatest country/folk artist who ever lived, but he died a few years back

In the beginning was the Plan.

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the pizza party

Picard laughing when stabbed just makes him the most badass Captain in trek

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Yeah, Lord Yupa definitely knows how to deal with Nausicaä

At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker

Posted by CuriousEngineer11@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 67 comments

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Take a look

Posted by andychef@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 49 comments

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Was this peak of Gene Roddenberry?!?! 😆

Posted by Planet_Manhattan@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 308 comments

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IMDb ratings for every episode of Star Trek TNG

Posted by wehavethedata_@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 122 comments

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Your ideal Trek blunt rotation?

Posted by andychef@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 196 comments

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A man who made a living by selling hats once happened to pass through a forest.

Posted by Xeridrov1@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 36 comments

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"Well at least I don't have to find my women on the holodeck!"

Posted by Raterus_@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 110 comments

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A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms...

Posted by CuriousEngineer11@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 39 comments

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It may be the 24th century, but there's no way I'm convinced holosuite addiction isn't a BIG problem in this utopic future, Barclays was just part of a greater societal symptom imo, like why would you go outside when you can bring outside inside?

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Isn’t the Holodeck a pretty new technology? I thought they mentioned early on that the one in the Enterprise is the first one

You see the moment where worfs helmsman is crapping his pants

Posted by kkkan2020@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 74 comments

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Who had a water bed? I did!

Posted by Zaltara_the_Red@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 587 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

My parents had that exact one til the late 90’s

I said no to Paramount.

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BoulderCreature@reddit

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This is us

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Jerry Springer didn’t do shit for conflict resolution, he egged people on harder than 24 hour breakfast joint

Anyone else old enough to not have numbers in your email address or username?

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Picard was rude to interrupt geordi

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Sunrises can be equally beautiful. I start work at 7am every day so I’ve seen my fair share of sunrises and sunsets. I think you’re just doing a “those grapes must be sour anyway” thing

Riker figurine

Posted by harmonypure727@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 36 comments

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Counselor troi queen of emotions and outfits

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Yeah, that was always my favorite of hers. Not only does it make a lot more sense for a bridge officer to be wearing the uniform but she looks damn good in it too

Frakes (and Picardo) in a Hallmark Movie

Posted by KatNeedsABiggerBoat@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 62 comments

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Code reg

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BoulderCreature@reddit

I did always like that Broccoli was spared that horror show

Sisko asked his god mom to destroy the dominion fleet and save the federation. Why didn't Picard ask Q to end the borg threat?

Posted by Groundbreaking-Pea92@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 119 comments

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Gabrielle's dance from Gurkhan

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BoulderCreature@reddit

The added whooshing noise while she shakes her boobs is peak cinema

Made stove-top onion burgers 😋

Posted by GovernmentIll5718@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 242 comments

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Dude, make your patties way thinner, turn the heat up on the pan much higher and cook the onions separately. If you can’t get the patties thin, just buy them pre-made at the store. Usually the pre-made patties are the same price per pound as the bulk ground beef

Crushers medical helmet

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It’s OK Worf, today is a good day to die

The best and worst of 1997 (seventeen magazine)

Posted by the_balticat@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 347 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

They got a worst tragedy, where’s the best tragedy?

Found this old laser disc with the worst episode of TNG, it has a signature? Anybody’s know from who?

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Ah, so one of the best episodes!

Found this old laser disc with the worst episode of TNG, it has a signature? Anybody’s know from who?

Posted by AIRMANG22@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 127 comments

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Isn’t this the one where the planet of kinksters wanted to execute Westley?

My Dad said this looks gross

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Dude your farts will clear out whole buildings after eating that

My mother's "fruit salad"

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BoulderCreature@reddit

I took my moms recipe which sounds like this and I make my own cream of mushroom, cook my own fish (either tuna or salmon) and use fresh veggies and it’s only marginally better than the one she uses just dumping out canned stuff into cooked noodles and crushing potato chips on top.