Your ideal Trek blunt rotation?

"Vamoose, ya little varmint." XD https://preview.redd.it/q2d3z0ffz4wf1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3b5264357210ac42867b0c88ba4725abe1e2dd

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FertilityHotel@reddit

I haven't seen this episode yet and I'm already excited

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Saarman82@reddit

A fist full of Datas. Watched it back in the 90s. Kinda got oddly turned on by cowgirl Troi.

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ZealousidealClub4119@reddit

Nothing at all odd about that. Most definitely not.

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Ok-Juggernaut-353@reddit

She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

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Imakemaps18@reddit

“Data’s painting is making me [dizzy](https://youtu.be/ogFxgtsypBc?si=6QNG9AmNZD0LghrI)!

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Worf would be an awesome smoking buddy if weed mellowed out his aggression and turned up his humorous side. And I can see myself stoned af listening to him tell some sick Klingon legends around a holodeck campfire.

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steveloveshockey99@reddit

It's a good to day to get high!!! I', gonna get so ripped I may see K'ales RAHAWAHHAHAHA!!!

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bgradid@reddit

Are you kidding? Worfs the biggest square there is.

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EvolvedApe693@reddit

Klingons do not laugh Sure, they do. YOU don't.

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Esternaefil@reddit

For me it would have to be Geordi, Worf, Riker, and Ro. Just straight info dumping about military history and electrical engineering, my kind of night!

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j10359@reddit

Ro tells you you're s#!t ain't bad, but she's had better.

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tommytraddles@reddit

Not ideal to hotbox your quarters with a genocide victim. There will be copious tears.

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FertilityHotel@reddit

Geordi sounds like he'd either be the worst to smoke with or the best to smoke with.

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exodusofficer@reddit

Just be sure not to talk to him about women.

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Esternaefil@reddit

I feel like I could pull the good stuff out of him. Just go in on retro video games and old sci-fi movies... He'll be right in his element.

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POTATO_OF_MY_EYE@reddit

Come on Worf! A warrior does not bogart the spliff!!

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ImRonniemundt@reddit

Data will kill ur high so fast

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mikefrombarto@reddit

Data: ”I find that the tetrahydrocannabinol levels are inadequate for sufficient psychoactive effects, which is to say… shit is weak, yo.”

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FertilityHotel@reddit

I'd just keep asking him random shit

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jackrabbit323@reddit

Data will get the giggles. He's cool.

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MythicForce209x@reddit

Nahhhhh, c'mon now. Data getting high, experiencing weed, and just shooting shit? I wanna know what sorta crazy shit he says.

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CaptainDipshiat@reddit

naw he'd be super awkward curious about it and it'd be fun to discuss it with him

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mikefrombarto@reddit

Data: *”I find that the tetrahydrocannabinol levels are inadequate for sufficient psychoactive effects, which is to say… shit is weak, yo.”*

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TomboBreaker@reddit

Sisko, Riker, Paris, Troi Sisko I think would talk Baseball and Jambalaya Riker seems like he'd be a real chill dude, talk about Jazz Tom likes to have fun and unwind, and Troi simply because of OP's photo

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larrydavidballsack@reddit

lmfaooo this combos actually sick

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apileofpickles@reddit

Is this the regular poker night crew

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Ahleron@reddit

No Blazin' Bev?

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BigConstruction4247@reddit

She bogarts.

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MythicForce209x@reddit

Riker and Worf stay on rotation.

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activistjudge@reddit

I’d be slowly getting more and more freaked out by Data and the concept of androids.

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mosesoperandi@reddit

You're going to say I'm crazy, but I'm going with Picard, Crusher, and Worf plus Data to hang out even though he can't get high. FWIW I would have had a very different answer back in the '90's when I smoked a lot more weed.

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DependentSpirited649@reddit

I want to put Q in there but he’d probably either not get high at all or send me to the gamma quadrant because he’s laughing too hard.

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steveloveshockey99@reddit

Q wouldn't be able to hold his shit. Probably end up getting the muchies and gorging himself out of a replicator for hours claiming he can taste food now!

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mosesoperandi@reddit

Exiled Q

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TheAmazingThundaCunt@reddit

Scotty, Data, Dax, Neelix.

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Mindless0ne@reddit

Same there as anywhere - to the left hand side.

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Substantial_Depth145@reddit

Rom, Sisko, Data, Weyoun, Tuvok

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Eh_SorryCanadian@reddit

I mean troi is hot, but I don't think I'd want to smoke with my therapist. I got to go with Geordi, Tasha, Barkley, Beverly.

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eager_beaver9@reddit

Beverly, Riker, La Forge, Ro

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disposableplanet@reddit

Everything is cool until Barclay takes a hit

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Great_Assistance_803@reddit

Picard, Harry Kim, geordi, Miles O

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Over_40_gaming@reddit

Lower decks crew.

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Cdr-Kylo-Ren@reddit

Only correct answer!!

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andychef@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|A93OaUFuZ7N8GIq7zs|downsized)

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MichaelJospeh@reddit

McCoy, O’Brien, Chakotay, Phlox. I’d get so many good stories. Would add Picard but he doesn’t seem the type to join.

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ComradeKeira@reddit

TNG: Geordie, Worf, Riker, Crusher, Troi, O'brien, Data. DS9: Dax, Bashir, Garak, Worf, Kira, O'Brien, Keiko, Quark. VOY: Janeway, Kim, B'lanna, Tuvok, Paris, Seven. Ent: Archer, T'pol, Shrak, Trip, Hoshi, Mayweather, Phlox. Most cursed rotation: Borg drone, Gul Dukat, Odo, Chakotay, Weyoun, Seska, Soval, Random Jem'hadar, Tuvix.

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singsinging@reddit

Becket Mariner, Jadzia Dax, Grilka, Guinan

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Sledgehammer617@reddit

From all of Trek how about: Spock, Trip, Data, Janeway, Tom Paris, and Q to make things interesting. Just TNG, I would love to hang out with Geordi, Data, and Riker. Feels like itd make a good rotation.

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JonIceEyes@reddit

GUINAN, all day every day Worf, Geordi, Picard

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Shloop_Shloop_Splat@reddit

This is the one. I can't believe how many top posts don't include Picard. I feel like he'd be the best to get blazed with.

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no-more-nazis@reddit

Picard would get quiet, and it would be up to you if it's weird

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unkelrara@reddit

>And Geordi was my childhood favorite character for some reason Probably the reading rainbow lol

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Shloop_Shloop_Splat@reddit

That would be exactly why, haha

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FertilityHotel@reddit

Omg I feel like she'd be a buzz kill tbh

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JonIceEyes@reddit

I think she'd somehow get even *wiser* Plus I want to hear her and Picard tell stories

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Antilazuli@reddit

Good Choice!

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bradlees@reddit

Picard and Darmok eyes red

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Old-Box-3928@reddit

His hunger, the valley wide

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Useful-Perception144@reddit

Shran, Weyoun, Brunt

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Diela1968@reddit

That’s one guy bogarting three hits to your one, just fyi

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assburgers-unite@reddit

He's playing a holodeck Humphrey Bogart too

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Useful-Perception144@reddit

No I'm pretty sure they're not the same guy. One of them is blue!

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andychef@reddit (OP)

How good an actor is Jeffrey Combs? Hours later, the show is over and you're eating dinner with the family. Suddenly someone yells "cut". Turns out that you were Jeffrey Combs the whole time. That's how good he is.

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CaptainDipshiat@reddit

Andoria. Dominion. FCA.

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UnfairNight7786@reddit

Don’t think they’re TNG

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Useful-Perception144@reddit

I'm sorry I forgot where I was.

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BaseMonkeySAMBO@reddit

Brunt the blunt

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4me2kn0wAz@reddit

Q barcly troi Beverly

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Antilazuli@reddit

lol Q and Barcly is a good choice

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tommytraddles@reddit

Barclay: I was God once. Q: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until it turned out it was all a giant taking head.

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Motor_Head9575@reddit

r/unexpectedfuturama

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4me2kn0wAz@reddit

The conversations would be gold lol

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moogoothegreat@reddit

Q: "Weed? Are we doing weed?" - snaps his fingers, and everyone is dressed like a hippy. "Ahh, now that's more like it." Barclay: "Counsellor, I think it's hit me already."

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paint_the_fence@reddit

Give Barclay the broccoli

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Significant-Deer7464@reddit

Durango me, Durango me Durango me... And she has to say Durango each time

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Regular-Fruit-8974@reddit

Data, Riker and Crusher

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jersey_viking@reddit

No, get Wesley high. Hang with Jordi and Data and talk quantum state. But, invite Barkley because he’s the funniest to listen while blazed.

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macca_roni@reddit

Broccoli would be a blast... Or he'd get really paranoid.

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Banjo-Oz@reddit

My first thought reding the OP was of Barkley being super paranoid and freaked out, ruining it for everyone.

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Bobb_o@reddit

Lwaxana, Alexander, Mot, and Sonya Gomez

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Livid-Put-1604@reddit

Horny Tasha Yar. Data can watch but he has to pay $100.

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Snowdeo720@reddit

Worf, Crusher, Laforge, Bashir, Garak, Quark, Nog, and the Nagus.

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bobthebobbest@reddit

Definitely the Nagus lmao.

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Snowdeo720@reddit

Getting to smoke with quark, nog, and the nague would be a treat in itself. However the wider spread would yield a more interesting conversation. I’d also totally go on a long ass shuttle ride with data after eating some edibles, he can’t get high but the conversation would be amazing.

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moogoothegreat@reddit

All three of them would be trying to sell pounds to you.

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unkelrara@reddit

While only smoking your weed

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Snowdeo720@reddit

Just means you need to make sure you have your lobes about you, there’s always a profit to be made. Even during the session. I forget what rule of acquisition that is, I’m sorry!

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etman1030@reddit

I'd let the Ferengi pass a blunt around while I smoke my own. Those Ferengi teeth aren't going anywhere near my blunt lol. But getting high with them and playing dom-jot or going into a holosuite (not a Ferengi sex program) would be a great time.

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moosemastergeneral@reddit

No way, he's gonna bogart that shit

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moogoothegreat@reddit

He would show up without warning. "QUARK! You are enjoying the human weed, AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE YOUR NAGUS?! Now who here wants to buy some?"

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bobthebobbest@reddit

I love Wallace Shawn so much. Still crazy to me that his dad was the editor of the New Yorker basically forever.

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sabrefudge@reddit

For TNG… Blazin’ Bev (who rolled the blunt like a pro), Riker, Geordi, Data, and *maybe* Troi. She’d probably be pretty chill, but I feel like having her there… able to read my thoughts/feelings would freak my stoned brain way the fuck out.

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PenelopeJenelope@reddit

Worf and Tasha. Security got the best stories

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bcsteinw@reddit

tilly, tilly, tilly tilly, tilly. me. tilly. repeat.

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sentientgorilla@reddit

Dat, Geordi and I.

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andychef@reddit (OP)

Done & done

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WickedAsh111@reddit

Data, Crusher, River, Troi, and begrudgingly Worf. Picard said no thank you, and Wesley was grounded or something. They never asked Pulaski to join them but she knew

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Best_Chest8208@reddit

Guinan, Noonien Soong, Okona, Riker, McCoy, Spock, Lwaxanna, Tam (the blunt rotating would take place onboard Tinman)

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DoiliesAplenty@reddit

Mr. Mot, Guinan, Data, and The Traveller. I don’t even smoke weed anymore but I wouldn’t be able to risk this caliber of hang.

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ImpossibleFloor7068@reddit

Damn. That's quite the answer, and company dynamics. 💫

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Flimsy-Blackberry-67@reddit

Mot would never shut up omg

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DoiliesAplenty@reddit

😂 but you know he’s got the juicy goss

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etman1030@reddit

I'd smoke with Dukat then realize the next day he stole my lighter

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andychef@reddit (OP)

And yet, no statue

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radioactive_walrus@reddit

I want to hotbox a holodeck room and ask Dax the most fucked up thing they've ever done. Additional invitations go to Leeta & Rom, Scotty, Beckett Mariner, and Keiko O'Brien. If there's a character that deserves a blunt and would appreciate it, it would be Keiko.

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OBlove@reddit

Picard and Guinan.

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Plastic_Dingo_400@reddit

Barclay, Picard, Q

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oracleofdust@reddit

Dr Crusher, Geordi, Guinan, Locutus

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PedalBoard78@reddit

Thomas Riker, Geordi, old man Montgomery Scott, Guinan

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No_Supermarket_3462@reddit

Q, jadzia, guinan, kira, nog, riker

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theydonotmove@reddit

Sisko, Q, Martok, Pelia.

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gravitasofmavity@reddit

This is way harder than I’d have guessed. I’ll go one seat per franchise… TOS - Sulu TAS - Kirk (ha, double dip!) TNG - Riker DS9 - O’Brien (I could pick just about anyone from that cast to be honest.) VOY- EMH DIS - Reno LD- Ransom SNW - Hemmer Picard - Guinan (ha, dipped again!) Sorry, never saw Enterprise… and won’t acknowledge existence of Section 31 haha

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analogtendency@reddit

Jadzia and Uhura

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BoulderCreature@reddit

Just me and Gowron

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tenehemia@reddit

Uhura, Riker, Keiko, Vic Fontaine

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AccordingEnergy3710@reddit

barclay, alexander, laxwana, picards brother roberr

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FrankieFiveAngels@reddit

Troi, Crusher, Guinan, Worf

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uncle_buck_hunter@reddit

I wanna smoke with that Tamarian captain who speaks only in historical metaphors, I bet I’d somehow be able to understand him

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Dave_Duna@reddit

I wonder if Geordi could write a subroutine that would make Data high....

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ImperialMaypings@reddit

I imagine Gowrons wide red eyes to be quite entertaining until my inevitable stabbing through the chest

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zombieNinjas_69420@reddit

Puff, puff,. Pass -- Mariner

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nebelfront@reddit

Geordi, Deanna, Lwaxana, O‘Brien, Jadzia, Data.

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StitchedRebellion@reddit

My Fiancé who has only seen Voyager: 7, Kira, Scotty, wormhole aliens Me: Riker & Picard or Troi & Crusher

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SpecialAd4113@reddit

Guinan geordi worf data

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AlphaTitan420@reddit

Troi, Riker, Picard, Sisko, Kira, and Harry Kim

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takkun169@reddit

Data, Lwaxan , Quark, Guinan

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WiccanWilliam@reddit

![gif](giphy|vs4KBUG9la36w|downsized) Tasha, Guinan, Data, Thanduin

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gmladymaybe@reddit

Quark, Crusher, Data, Riker and Jadzia

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Itcouldntpossibly@reddit

TNG? -Riker (cheeky when he's chill) -Data (How would that work?) -Troi (You know she'd be all confidently unhinged) -Worf (I like to live dangerously) DS9 Bonus Round! -Jadzia (You know she'd be a natural) -Kira (Like Riker, intense but secretly fun) -Rom (I want to hear him ramble) -Morn (I hear he's pretty experienced already)

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HoFiGri@reddit

I bet Jadzia would bring her own stuff!

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Itcouldntpossibly@reddit

Oh you know it. It was her idea.

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Vulgar-Ambassador@reddit

Dam I think we have a winner!🥇

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andychef@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/putr8zao15wf1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=b509a00e8e819b8a7a8a1617826552ebf9e6f4cc

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the_elephant_stan@reddit

Guinan, Traveler, Q

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Vulgar-Ambassador@reddit

Close but I’m thinking the Beef between Guinan & Q is going to sour the whole vibe!

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the_elephant_stan@reddit

Yeah but that’s where the blunt comes in!

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jabdnuit@reddit

Riker, Dax, the Nagus, Worf, and Garak.

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Eshiah88@reddit

Data, Riker, Jadzia, Odo

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LT568690@reddit

Riker, Worf, Jordie, O'Brien

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PenguinTheYeti@reddit

All Trek or just TNG? TNG - Riker, Data, Guinan, Geordi All Trek? - Spock, Data, Mariner, Riker

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contude327@reddit

Wherever Troi is not.

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speedball281@reddit

Data - post emotion chip, Spock, Martok, Guinnan

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RYANSOM666@reddit

Ashley Judd, Troi, bev

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Vulgar-Ambassador@reddit

![gif](giphy|3o6YfXtqIrtPrApeuI)

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2muchrn@reddit

Data guinan beverly

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Neither_Internal_261@reddit

Riker, Rho, Worf, Troi ...Didn't realize until I wrote that that I realized the hookup triangles...

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GeometricHawk@reddit

Wesley, Pulaski, Admiral Necheyev, Alexander, Lor, and Lwaxana

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Sister-Ruth@reddit

Can I clone 3 Wesleys?

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RenegadeKhan@reddit

Guinan, O’Brien, Riker, Q

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multificionado@reddit

Sisko, Kira, Worf, Troi, EMH.

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ImRonniemundt@reddit

Q Picard Ro Bev

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spazhead01@reddit

Riker, Word Data, Troi then Geordie.

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jackrabbit323@reddit

Guinan, Troi, Riker, Data.

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Antilazuli@reddit

Neelix, The Doctor, Janeway, Quark, Wesley, Archer

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Special-Kitchen3222@reddit

Troi, Guinan, Geordi, Tom Paris

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evanweb546@reddit

Uhura, Riker, Garak, Janeway, Phlox. I actually gave this more thought than I should have.

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Chux_YYZ@reddit

Pike and his entire senior staff.

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juliet_alpha16@reddit

Jedzia, Spock, Quark, and Tom Paris.

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Vulgar-Ambassador@reddit

Uhura, Riker, Guinan, Sybok, Sisko & Jadzia Dax!

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phydaux4242@reddit

“Call me Durango.”

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Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit

Troi empath in weed is going to fuck everyone up.

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AlexBryer@reddit

Q, Quark, O'Brien, Data, LaForge, Riker, Guinan, Tasha, The Nagus.

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Peacefrog_88@reddit

Riker, Dr. Crusher, Janeway, Jadzia Dax, Neelix.

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FatReverend@reddit

Picard, Scotty, Chandler, .... Sorry what was the question?

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Demerlis@reddit

what sort if animal smokes marijuana at their own reddit post?!

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161frog@reddit

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)

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161frog@reddit

Ancient West Troi had me feeling things

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buggy_truck@reddit

Yar, Troi, Crusher, and Geordi I think Geordi would have fun at a girls night weed sesh, talkin shit about the other guys lol

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CaptainDipshiat@reddit

RAPE GANGS

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KayBeeToys@reddit

[_sob story about holodeck girls_]

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Total-Combination-47@reddit

\*always delete your holodeck history Geordi......ffs

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CoupleKnown7729@reddit

Worf, Riker, Ro, Gordi, Picard. Millitary, Millitary and other stuff, figuring out how to make shit work, straight up engineering nerd, history nerd, which loops back into millitary that happened in the history.

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ClintBarton616@reddit

Mariner, Morn, Guinan

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kingofthoughts@reddit

Bev, Worf, Jadzia, Odo, Janeway, Spock. Halfway through Daniels comes in with mirror universe Hoshi Sato in tow and says "You guys mind if my friend and I sit in"?

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