TheRogueToad@reddit
You’re only about 30 years late on that one.
TheRogueToad
What does NASA stand for?
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What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal?
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Does this clown taste funny to you?
I woke up early this morning and tried to find my watch to see what time it was...
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Why would you need to find your watch?
Shouldn't it be on your wrist?
Why do corporate hate when their employees die?
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Plot twist, you worked at the morgue so you have to go back to your place of work one last time.
I have a hereditary form of diarrhea.
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TheRogueToad@reddit
I can't tell if you're messing up the joke on purpose or not, but the punchline is "It runs in my jeans/genes".
A "party mode" for phones that only lets you contact and be contacted by people you're partying with so that you can't drunk dial/text people you shouldn't
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TheRogueToad@reddit
That's called speaking.
Invite 100 dogs, all named Luna, to a field and make the owners do tricks with their dogs at the same time
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It would be total lunacy.
There’s no Quarterbacks that were orphans.
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They also can’t play baseball because they don’t know where home is.
A blind man walks into a fish market
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Thanks, Afroman.
Screw Valve, let's just announce Half Life 3 ourselves
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I'm only buying it if it comes out as a Tiger handheld game.
a sauce that only non binary people can use
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Just to be crazy.
rent-a-grandma service
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Call the service Insta-Gram.
Make it a law that people who own guns have to smoke weed.
Posted by i_never_ever_learn@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 33 comments
TheRogueToad@reddit
You didn’t see what sub you’re in, did you?
Upvote and downvote buttons on Google
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It would be way too easy for bots to funnel spam to the top of the search results.
Clothes for snakes
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Well dang, I read the post and thought it was some kind of trade-in system.
I have tons of extra clothes I could turn into snakes.
Lunar panels. Convert moonlight to electricity.
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Pfft. It's like he doesn't even get us, man.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
Posted by mrs_fartbar@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the chord?
When the leash goes slack.
Do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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TheRogueToad@reddit
One will see you after… Oh. Yeah that sounds right too.
Why is Micky mad at Minnie?
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TheRogueToad@reddit
You messed up the joke. There’s more to it than that.
" Are you today's date? "
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Bad bot.
Yesterday I tried eating a clock
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Tomorrow you’ll be passing the time.
Do you wanna fence with a rapier?
Posted by Glucose_Muncher@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments
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Stop.
You wanna play soccer?
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Stop.
Did he get that couch pregnant?
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Isn’t that a half assed Bo Burnham joke?
The last human in the world makes a post on social media.
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It’s already pretty much a take on an existing story.
The last man on Earth sits alone in his cabin.
Suddenly there’s a knock at the door.
TV show for son and dad fights
Posted by Main_Cry_3988@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 2 comments
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“NO, DAD! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!”
And the dad does down!
A Toy Story themed dildo that comes to life when you're not looking.
Posted by ButtHoleCum69420@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 3 comments
TheRogueToad@reddit
MadTV did it. Just search for Sex Toy Story on YouTube.
Why don't blind people skydive?
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How do blind skydivers know when to release the parachute?
When the leash on their seeing eye dog goes slack.
Chicken Noodle Soup Car Wash.
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Finally, some sensible ideas around here.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger
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And then it hit you?
I just wish someone would look at me...
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So you want someone saying “Nope, nope, not that, that’s just too expensive. Oh I guess I’ll settle on the chicken.”?
Why do seals swim in salt water?
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Because otherwise they’d drown.
Have you heard the new joke about drummers?
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And just in case you haven’t heard them…
How do you know a drummer is at your door?
The knock keeps speeding up.
How do you get a drummer to stop knocking at your door?
Pay him for the pizza.
Did you hear about the doctor who fell in a great big well?
Posted by Merlins_Owl@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 6 comments
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Did you hear about the blind guy who fell into a well?
He didn’t see that well.
Alcohol pills
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Good news!
Heard about the alcoholic who lived in a haunted house?
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The spirits got to him.
What's the most beautiful sound on earth?
Posted by HoLiTzhit@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 15 comments
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No, I don’t. Are accordions and banjos used frequently in it?
What's the most beautiful sound on earth?
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TheRogueToad@reddit
I’m not sure I get it either. If the joke is that the instruments sound awful, why would you want to hear two of them collide? Wouldn’t that be twice as bad?
4 out 5 forest fires are started by people...
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Yeah, because bears aren’t dangerous otherwise.
A gym with support dogs
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I mean, if yoga with cats exists there’s no reason this couldn’t.
Make tires out of concrete and roads inflated rubber.
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Darkwing Duck!
What do you call a naked Tiger Woods?
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Yeah, that’s a head scratcher for me too.
A ninja horror movie.
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Ooo! Or how about ZOMBIE Ninjas?!
You can say what you want about necrophiliac morticians
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Oh I’m sure it’s older than that.
You can say what you want about necrophiliac morticians
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Who doesn’t like to crack open a cold one after a hard day’s work?
Short film idea
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I would watch this in the theater. Even if it was bad I’d at least get to see “Written by Superfart20” on the big screen.
Make a house with rooms that only have curved walls. BOOM. No corners = no more spiders.
Posted by Ok_Bear976@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 28 comments
TheRogueToad@reddit
Finally, someone who gets it.
Make a house with rooms that only have curved walls. BOOM. No corners = no more spiders.
Posted by Ok_Bear976@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 28 comments
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The fact that this isn’t already a thing just further proves that human kind has already been infiltrated by the spider people.
Scratch and hear stickers
Posted by Dramatic-Mongoose-95@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 12 comments
TheRogueToad@reddit
If you put them on someone’s ticklish spots it just might work, although all you would hear is laughter.
How many genders are there?
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TheRogueToad@reddit
Nonsensical and sexist at the same time. Congrats.