You can say what you want about necrophiliac morticians Posted by basementfox69420@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 54 comments but at least they work hard
[-] TheRogueToad@reddit Who doesn’t like to crack open a cold one after a hard day’s work? Reply Submit [-] VapingLady@reddit I think I heard this on an episode of CSI, clever Reply Submit [-] TheRogueToad@reddit Oh I’m sure it’s older than that. Reply Submit [-] 339jimmyr@reddit Just like the Reply Submit [-] loadinglifeexe@reddit Crack open a boy with the cold ones Reply Submit [-] Long-Wrangler5784@reddit Cracking a cold one always lifts it up, doesn't it? Your mood ofc Reply Submit [-] Insteadly@reddit Said the introspective veterinarian. Reply Submit
[-] VapingLady@reddit I think I heard this on an episode of CSI, clever Reply Submit [-] TheRogueToad@reddit Oh I’m sure it’s older than that. Reply Submit [-] 339jimmyr@reddit Just like the Reply Submit
[-] TheRogueToad@reddit Oh I’m sure it’s older than that. Reply Submit [-] 339jimmyr@reddit Just like the Reply Submit
[-] Long-Wrangler5784@reddit Cracking a cold one always lifts it up, doesn't it? Your mood ofc Reply Submit
[-] AzureDreamer@reddit "They sure love their work" "They really bring the personal touch" Reply Submit
[-] ChrisCWgulfcoast@reddit I want you to know that I scrolled past this without giving an upvote but changed my mind and came back to leave one. You sick fuck.. Reply Submit
[-] glitchygreymatter@reddit They some cold mother fuckers... Reply Submit [-] Waitsfornoone@reddit ... and don't forget the fathers, too. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) Fuckees Reply Submit
[-] KedarKantha@reddit Over my dead body.. Reply Submit [-] Waitsfornoone@reddit This can be arranged. Reply Submit
[-] cmparkerson@reddit You sick bastard. I am repeating this one. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) You’re welcome! Reply Submit
[-] Capable-Site-301@reddit You can say what you want about necrophiliac morticians. But their romantic partners can't. Reply Submit [-] BionicVenomZ@reddit Yeah, they never get complaints. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) Oof you gotta post that Reply Submit
[-] dgm42@reddit They're really into their clients. Reply Submit [-] Optimal-Fault3199@reddit Balls deep. Reply Submit [-] BionicVenomZ@reddit I’m talking bout balls deep… in love. Reply Submit
[-] Optimal-Fault3199@reddit Balls deep. Reply Submit [-] BionicVenomZ@reddit I’m talking bout balls deep… in love. Reply Submit
[-] iamtenbears@reddit You can say what you want about nymphomaniac morticians but at least they work hard Reply Submit [-] The-Pigeon-Overlord@reddit Do you know what a nymphomaniac is? Reply Submit [-] BenZed@reddit /r/yourjokebutworse Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) Dude you told the same joke Reply Submit [-] iamtenbears@reddit Well, I wasn’t trying to tell a different one. I was just seeing if it worked with the different word, but the voters have spoken. I will now accept the election result and go quietly on my way. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) Unlike our 2020 candidate Reply Submit [-] Demus007@reddit You can say what you want about sex crazed people who work in morgues but you can’t deny that they’re hard working. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) At least you changed more than one word Reply Submit [-] Dguest19@reddit Bur worse Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) ? Reply Submit
[-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) Dude you told the same joke Reply Submit [-] iamtenbears@reddit Well, I wasn’t trying to tell a different one. I was just seeing if it worked with the different word, but the voters have spoken. I will now accept the election result and go quietly on my way. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) Unlike our 2020 candidate Reply Submit [-] Demus007@reddit You can say what you want about sex crazed people who work in morgues but you can’t deny that they’re hard working. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) At least you changed more than one word Reply Submit [-] Dguest19@reddit Bur worse Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) ? Reply Submit
[-] iamtenbears@reddit Well, I wasn’t trying to tell a different one. I was just seeing if it worked with the different word, but the voters have spoken. I will now accept the election result and go quietly on my way. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) Unlike our 2020 candidate Reply Submit
[-] Demus007@reddit You can say what you want about sex crazed people who work in morgues but you can’t deny that they’re hard working. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) At least you changed more than one word Reply Submit
[-] OCCAMINVESTIGATOR@reddit They always get the fucking job done. Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) YEAH THEY DO Reply Submit
[-] InspectorG-007@reddit I do t think I've ever heard of a mortician bitching about their relationships, now that I think about it. Reply Submit
[-] dombartoli@reddit But really…they’re dead boring Reply Submit [-] basementfox69420@reddit (OP) r/betterjoke Reply Submit
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