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You can say what you want about necrophiliac morticians

Posted by basementfox69420@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 54 comments

but at least they work hard

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Senepicmar@reddit

love what you do, and you'll never work a day in your life
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TheRogueToad@reddit

Who doesn’t like to crack open a cold one after a hard day’s work?
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VapingLady@reddit

I think I heard this on an episode of CSI, clever
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TheRogueToad@reddit

Oh I’m sure it’s older than that.
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339jimmyr@reddit

Just like the
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loadinglifeexe@reddit

Crack open a boy with the cold ones
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Long-Wrangler5784@reddit

Cracking a cold one always lifts it up, doesn't it? Your mood ofc
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Insteadly@reddit

Said the introspective veterinarian.
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jsredditjsreddit@reddit

Don’t shit where you eat. Never do that
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AzureDreamer@reddit

"They sure love their work" "They really bring the personal touch"
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fordeeee@reddit

It’s dead boring
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brokedownpalace10@reddit

I wouldn't be caught dead with one.
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Groucho-Marxist50@reddit

They are always ready for a cold one
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Colmarr@reddit

but they *love* their work.
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Zealousideal-Luck784@reddit

Necrophiliac morticians find the job dead boring.
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nuttynutkick@reddit

Necrophiliac veterinarians are real dog fuckers.
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ChrisCWgulfcoast@reddit

I want you to know that I scrolled past this without giving an upvote but changed my mind and came back to leave one. You sick fuck..
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Ignorhymus@reddit

I used to be a necrophiliac, until the rotten cunt split on me
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slowjibe@reddit

I thought that they work with stiffs
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monstersinmyshoe@reddit

They really love their work
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glitchygreymatter@reddit

They some cold mother fuckers...
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Waitsfornoone@reddit

... and don't forget the fathers, too.
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

Fuckees
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KedarKantha@reddit

Over my dead body..
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Waitsfornoone@reddit

This can be arranged.
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cmparkerson@reddit

You sick bastard. I am repeating this one.
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

You’re welcome!
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Capable-Site-301@reddit

You can say what you want about necrophiliac morticians. But their romantic partners can't.
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BionicVenomZ@reddit

Yeah, they never get complaints.
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

Oof you gotta post that
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dgm42@reddit

They're really into their clients.
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Optimal-Fault3199@reddit

Balls deep.
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BionicVenomZ@reddit

I’m talking bout balls deep… in love.
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heavymtlbbq@reddit

First person I call when I want to go out for a cold one.
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iamtenbears@reddit

You can say what you want about nymphomaniac morticians but at least they work hard
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The-Pigeon-Overlord@reddit

Do you know what a nymphomaniac is?
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BenZed@reddit

/r/yourjokebutworse
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

Dude you told the same joke
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iamtenbears@reddit

Well, I wasn’t trying to tell a different one. I was just seeing if it worked with the different word, but the voters have spoken. I will now accept the election result and go quietly on my way.
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

Unlike our 2020 candidate
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Demus007@reddit

You can say what you want about sex crazed people who work in morgues but you can’t deny that they’re hard working.
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

At least you changed more than one word
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Dguest19@reddit

Bur worse
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

?
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OCCAMINVESTIGATOR@reddit

They always get the fucking job done.
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

YEAH THEY DO
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InspectorG-007@reddit

I do t think I've ever heard of a mortician bitching about their relationships, now that I think about it.
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Cbjfan99@reddit

Wouldn't catch me dead with one
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ziksy9@reddit

All the ones I met were working stiffs.
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thegoodrichard@reddit

Always running into a dead end.
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1025puceguy@reddit

‘Rigor ‘ously
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dombartoli@reddit

But really…they’re dead boring
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basementfox69420@reddit (OP)

r/betterjoke
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mortinious@reddit

They really love their clients
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