Have you heard the new joke about drummers?

Posted by Uppgreyedd@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments

Eh...you've heard one, you've heard 'em all.

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AnybodySeeMyKeys@reddit

Drummer here. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.

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harrygatto@reddit

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Zero. There are machines to do that now. How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Zero. The keyboard player can do it with their left hand. How many guitarists does it take? -four. One to do it, three to point and say, “I could do that” How many lead singers does it take? -one. They hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

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listerinebreath@reddit

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two

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TheRogueToad@reddit

And just in case you haven’t heard them… How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock keeps speeding up. How do you get a drummer to stop knocking at your door? Pay him for the pizza.

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krustyDC@reddit

How do you know a keyboarder is at your door? You think you hear something, but you're not quite sure...

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Immediate-Soup-1018@reddit

Badum.. tsssss!