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• A charity that gives free cigarettes to adults to make smoking less financially destructive for them.

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• A clock for stoners that shows where it's currently 4:20 in the world. If it's not currently 4:20 somewhere, it shows a countdown to the next 4:20 and where it'll be.

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• On the anniversary of Tupac's death, McDonald's should do a promotion called "All Fries On Me" where fries are free all day.

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• I saw someone's solution to a problem I've always struggled with and felt dumb for not figuring it out myself

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• Give people the option to donate their bones to dogs after they die

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• Paint a room by covering the floors/windows/doors and then completely filling the room with paint

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• I get the bus once a month and pay by card, and they haven't charged me for the last two months. Should I just ignore it?

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• "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Brooke Shields." "Brooke Shields who?"

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• Just when you thought vegetables can't use phones

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• What's Mark Chopper Reid's favourite Ozzy Osbourne song?

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• What happens when a vegan girl squirts?

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• I'm a very fast learner

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• Why do England have better odds of winning the World Cup than Brazil? That's mental.

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• Put people in cryosleep for long flights

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• I named my toilet Jim instead of John

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• What's the proper way to sync files across local and development environments?

  Posted by haddock420@reddit | learnprogramming | View on Reddit | 3 comments

• How do the Red Hot Chili Peppers know they've been sold the right amount of cocaine?

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• People using a VPN to get around the OSA, how have you noticed the internet is different now you're on a different country's IP?

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• Create an artificial market for urine so people can just sell their urine when they need money and nobody has to be poor

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• A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, poured a bag of dog shit on my carpet and said, "Sir, if this vacuum can't clean it completely, I'll eat whatever's left."

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• Make everything in your house coin operated (TV, shower, oven, etc.) and put all the coins towards your retirement.

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• A steak restaurant where you kill the cow yourself.

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• Nicotine-free cigarettes so you can come off nicotine before you quit smoking

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• Is Imgur being blocked in the UK?

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• I made a script that identifies graded Pokemon cards with OCR

  Posted by haddock420@reddit | Python | View on Reddit | 0 comments

• Redirect all your errors and logs to /dev/null so you don't have to worry about them

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• Make the Cosby show available again, but with Bill Cosby's face whited out and his lines muted

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• Every website owner who's against the Online Safety Act should put a picture of boobs on their site titled "Protest boobs" without age verification that just shows a random picture of boobs in protest of the bill

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• What did the commentator say when Mike D sank a 55-foot putt on the third hole?

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• Caffeinate the water supply for a more productive society

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• A lottery with a jackpot of $1.3 million that pays out $15 per hour every hour for 10 years if you win.

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• Upvote and downvote buttons on Google

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• If you smoke cigarettes, your lungs will taste better if a cannibal eats you because the meat will be smoked.

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• Assuming that vaccines actually do cause autism, get every vaccine you can, develop super autism, and become the next Rain Man and win millions at the casino.

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• I added a prediction results page to my Python football (Premier League soccer) prediction page.

  Posted by haddock420@reddit | Python | View on Reddit | 8 comments

• Did you have Japanese day in Year 7?

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• I made a Bluesky bot that posts Pokemon card deals from eBay

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• If train prices are so ridiculous, how do people who don't drive get to other cities?

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• Change the definition of the word 'unless' so that it now means 'add'

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• People always told me my dyslexia would hold me back and I'd never be any good at poetry.

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• Are "Debtor tracing services" in the UK legit? Has anyone ever used one?

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• Keep a freezer full of ice dildos in every ambulance. When someone has heat stroke/exhaustion, shove one up their ass to rapidly bring down their core tempeature.

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• I made a script to find audio transcription jobs on Google and put them into a spreadsheet

  Posted by haddock420@reddit | Python | View on Reddit | 16 comments

• When the stranded astronauts return after 8 months in space, everyone should dress up in ape costumes so they think the world's become the planet of the apes.

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• I returned my box of animal crackers

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• Put a microscope up to the eyepiece of the world's most powerful telescope to make it even more powerful.

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• Nokia should release their old phones from the 90s and early 2000s but with a USB C port, Android OS, 5G, and other modern features.

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• (Python+Flask) I've made a website where you can play against 118 different chess engines

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• An anime where the characters actually look like Japanese people

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• (Python+Flask) I've made a website where you can play against 118 different chess engines from the C

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