SimpleGuy7

The next Toy Story movie will include sex toys. They even wrote a new song for Andy's mom:

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A doctor tells his patient. "I have terrible news. You have a rare incurable condition and will be dead by morning."

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Why do men traditionally let women go through the door first?

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Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama?

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How do you formally say goodbye to a prostitute?

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My lawyer gave me free tickets to a U2 concert:

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I was told that screaming and shitting yourself during childbirth was normal.

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I was told that screaming and shitting yourself during childbirth was normal.

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Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food

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Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food

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SimpleGuy7@reddit

All their “food” comes out of plastic bags! Beans start as powder!! Easiest food to cook and TB doesn’t “cook” anything, heat and serve. Don’t insult Mexican food! But hey, it does clear out your system!

What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?

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What's the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery

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What's the difference between Disney Plus and Pornhub?

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Why did they make Star Wars 4, 5 and 6 and then 1, 2 and 3?

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Two things happened today. First, I learned that my penis is not as long as a 6-inch sub from Subway.

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A blind girl gave me a hand job

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My girlfriend asked me if i was having sex behind her back

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What's the difference between a Jake Paul fight and a totaled car?

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Did you guys see that awful halftime show? No one could understand what he was saying!!

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SimpleGuy7@reddit

He said one syllable over and over! So edgy and creative, never seen anything like it! Hes the new French Montana? So mediocre. We deserve better folks. IMO

When a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she's called a slut.

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SimpleGuy7@reddit

Used to be, now they’re human fleshlights. If its all you have and are willing to offer, they take and run. #1 pickup line in a gay bar, “hey good looking, mind if i push in your stool?”

If you’re ever feeling bad about your penis size, just remember it’s bigger than roughly 50% of the population

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Why do men dislike discussing premature ejaculation?

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What do you say to your partner if the sex wasn't great?

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A pilot forgets to turn off the PA system...

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If Hooters hires women with large breasts, who hires women with one leg?

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What do you call a man with herpes, sphyillis, gonorrhea and HIV

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How do you leave a casino as a millionaire?

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I don't get the point of strip clubs

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I should break up with my boyfriend because of his small penis.

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What do "Green Eggs and Ham" and "Fifty Shades of Gray" have in common?

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What position produces the ugliest babies?

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What is the difference between a slut and a prostitute?

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