I should break up with my boyfriend because of his small penis.
Posted by Laez@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 47 comments
I just don't think I have it in me.
Posted by Laez@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 47 comments
I just don't think I have it in me.
Salty-Custard-3931@reddit
A guy walks into the library and asks the librarian
“Do you have that new book about small penises?”
“I don’t think it’s in yet” replies the librarian.
“Yeah, that one”
Lailaisweird@reddit
This post was directly under a post in r/relationships about how a girl broke up with her boyfriend for his penis being too small
Lailaisweird@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/s/oSLytD5Smb
Passing4human@reddit
Just because he has a ding instead of a dong?
SimpleGuy7@reddit
Hey, it’s just like a penis, only smaller!
shendu_95@reddit
Well penis is your primary criteria for a life partner, you doing him a favor by dumping him.
Mesmeric_Fiend@reddit
When my love and I agreed to wait for sex until after marriage, I never thought we'd end up divorced over my small penis. I just couldn't deal with hers being bigger than mine
shendu_95@reddit
Oh lord XD
Subject-Relation-352@reddit
You should’ve known beforehand his name was Stephan.
Benjamasm@reddit
Should you? What if men like him are in short supply?
1VrySxyGuy@reddit
It’s like throwing a hotdog down the hallway.
EstablishmentSalt284@reddit
Now this reply I don’t understand, but I want to!
1VrySxyGuy@reddit
It’s so small that it’s like throwing a hotdog down the hallway. Meaning she’s not going to feel anything.
chiubacca82@reddit
When her hallway requires studs and side wall support, it's really not his problem anymore.
Meis_113@reddit
Tossing a rolled up newspaper into a train tunnel.
balrob@reddit
It’s like dangling a worm in a bucket of warm oil.
Away-Thought-612@reddit
Is that a bug bite or are you happy to see me?
Blutarg@reddit
Go ahead, give him the shaft.
austiy@reddit
Yes, in the future you will complain he did not go deep enough
rei1004@reddit
He might feel it’s you with a loose 😂
MisterB78@reddit
Whenever I have sex with my boyfriend I know I need to break up with him.
I just don’t know if I have it in me…
There, fixed the joke for you.
moeshiboe@reddit
Hey, no girl has ever complained about the size of my penis to my face. Ever!
Outlandishness1980@reddit
Thy were probably too shocked by seeing your penis to your face.
ChadwithZipp2@reddit
Don't worry, there is space in there for many more boyfriends.
Mad_Moniker@reddit
The joke is in your hand 🤚
Ok-Resort-9666@reddit
If he can’t please you with it or in other ways I think it’s fair . Maybe you should talk about it first
classycatman@reddit
Kind of a dick move
The_Nermal_One@reddit
He probably won't mind sounds like he's not much into you either.
ILoveUrd@reddit
Bruh 😂
SmokinHotNot@reddit
My girlfriend from Thailand says in her culture that it's no big deal to have a small penis. Still, I wish she didn't have one.
tooscoopy@reddit
Yeah, I was wondering if my size was why my girlfriend broke up with me…. A small part of me says yes.
solvent825@reddit
We’re breaking up ? And you think it’s ok to tell me on fucking Reddit !!! I’m taking my 7mm cock and going back to mom’s.
cartooncande@reddit
It’s a little hard but you can still do it.
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
My girlfriend said it’s ok to have a small penis. I just wished she didn’t have one at all.
weirdpotato101@reddit
You really don’t have it in you 😂😂😭😭😭
E1_D1e1@reddit
You really want to break up because of such a small thing?
Make_the_music_stop@reddit
He's called Justin too.
ID-10T_user_Error@reddit
Full name: Justin Barry Lee
TowelEnvironmental44@reddit
waitresses were chatting about always getting good tips from the man with the baseball cap
Built240@reddit
Sad that she lost feelings.
Built240@reddit
That relationship was short lived.
MamaDMZ@reddit
Like banging a thumb....
Spirited-Engineer305@reddit
Like banging the ocean floor....
MamaDMZ@reddit
What does that even mean? Micropenises are literally the size of a thumb....
skyhigj@reddit
I just don't see it.
blaze-555@reddit
Whattttt...... really????🤯🤯
Illustrious-Fun8183@reddit
Sure, you have an entrance?