What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
Posted by Available_Dingo6162@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 56 comments
A drummer
Posted by Available_Dingo6162@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 56 comments
A drummer
idontlikepandas@reddit
What do bass players use as contraceptives?
Their personality
UnderstandingNo3426@reddit
What’s the difference between a sound engineer and a toilet? The toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
MinFootspace@reddit
How do you become a sound engineer?
Become an engineer and then go to therapy.
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
Well it worked for me... technically
threeleggedcats@reddit
How do you know someone plays Bass?
They’ll fucking tell you
NinjaPenguin75@reddit
I play bass!! 😁
StuntNun@reddit
Did you hear about the guitarist that locked his keys in his car at a gig? It took two hours to get the drummer out.
AssSpelunkingAtheist@reddit
How late is the band playing tonight?
About a half a beat behind the drummer.
RaspberryStreet6813@reddit
kurt cobain ahh
the_harshit_j@reddit
Did the first bird had boobies, or am I just horny ?
Uranus_Hz@reddit
All the jokes in this thread are insanely old.
Just like OP’s mom
Professional-Face-97@reddit
Hey get off the OPs mom!
royalredcanoe@reddit
Just did
jerzeyjawnz@reddit
r/yomamjokes
Glathull@reddit
I would say we found the drummer, but the drummer is always lost.
flatulexcelent@reddit
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WeirdRadiant2470@reddit
A dead snake and a dead drummer are laying in the road. What's the difference?
The snake was on his way to a gig.
UnderstandingNo3426@reddit
Why don’t guitar players ride bicycles?
Not enough pedals.
walkingTANK@reddit
you're not wrong...
Dream pedalboard!
Leafan101@reddit
Oh, my guess was a violist.
ortolon@reddit
Had to scroll all the way down here to did the viola. That's not fair.
NewArborist64@reddit
That deserves a rim-shot
Lord_Freaken_Davo@reddit
Wrong. Groupies hang around musicians. The drummer is the musician who maintains the speed and the feel of the music.
ohnodamo@reddit
You ask for more metronome in your monitor I bet.
Sharpie1965@reddit
Those people with their complicated shoes
mkelly31379819@reddit
Not the bassist?
paw_pia@reddit
What do you call a drummer wearing a suit and tie?
The defendant.
God_Bless_Texas_Yall@reddit
A fluffer.
jerzeyjawnz@reddit
They don’t exist, I found out before I did a few scenes in college
AyeHaightEweAwl@reddit
Your mom.
UnderstandingNo3426@reddit
How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
Put some sheet music in front of him.
jerzeyjawnz@reddit
When I took music theory i had to learn up right bass and read sheet music… I wound up writing the tabs under each line. I technically got a 100 in the class because it was pass/fail I learned a bit and boosted my gpa
Darkarba@reddit
What do you call a hot girl on the arm of a bassist?
A tattoo
ftsteele@reddit
Why do drummers put their sticks on the dashboard?
Do they can park in handicap spaces.
polish_anon666@reddit
What the bassist do, when he accidentally lock his keys in the car?
Try to release the drummer locked in the trunk
jarheadatheart@reddit
Huh?
GuairdeanBeatha@reddit
How do you know when there’s a lead guitarist at the door?
Ilikepancakes87@reddit
How do you know when there’s a drummer at your door?
stanley604@reddit
The knocking speeds up.
jgrumiaux@reddit
vmflair@reddit
Danny Carey would like a word.
Ed_Ward_Z@reddit
A drummer. ( that’s just a joke).
ImpliedSlashS@reddit
Diners
UnderstandingNo3426@reddit
What’s the difference between a drummer and a homeless person?
Stage pass.
SimpleGuy7@reddit
Vocalist
Drummer holds the sheet together.
UnderstandingNo3426@reddit
How do you know when the drum riser is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
UnderstandingNo3426@reddit
What’s the difference between a car load of frogs and a car load of french horn players?
The car load of frogs are on their way to a gig.
UnderstandingNo3426@reddit
How do you prevent the spread of COVID?
Have Sony Records try to distribute it.
winthroprd@reddit
What did the drummer get on this SATs?
Drool.
GeckoDeLimon@reddit
How do you know the stage is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Expert-Effect-877@reddit
What did the drummer get on his SATs?
Drool.
ProtonXXXX@reddit
Mike
daddyfatsac@reddit
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
KaiserFortinbras@reddit
What do a drum solo and a sneeze have in common?
You know they're both coming and there's nothing you can do
bussinbeats@reddit
This thread rocks. Unlike the drummer
generic-David@reddit
How do you get rid of a drummer? Pay for the pizza.