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• My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

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• I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words to me just before he died:

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• I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt.

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• Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?”

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• The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'.

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• What position produces the ugliest babies?

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• To the guy who invented zero

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• A man entered the confessional and told his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

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• My girlfriend used to punch me in the face when she had an orgasm.

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• Next week is Diarrhea appreciation week.

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• What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?

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• How did Jesus get such sick abs?

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• How do Space Cowboys wrangle cattle?

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• What is 6.9?

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• Two Priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by a police officer.

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• What's the best thing about a fortune teller on her period?

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• Dogs cannot operate MRI scanners

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• Knock Knock, Who's there? Grandpa

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• How easy is it to seduce a fat person?

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• Where do bad rainbows go?

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• I have a friend who has sex 3-4 times a week. Works out every day. And reads at least two books a week.

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• A man walks into McDonald's to report a man soliciting sex in the parking lot.

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