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How easy is it to seduce a fat person?

Posted by docvoit@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 62 comments

Piece of cake!

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vege12@reddit

To be less offensive, replace fat person with glutton. Some people who are fat are not big eaters and cake is probably very low on their list.
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zc_eric@reddit

Can we stop with the fat people jokes. They’ve got more than enough on their plate as it is.
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JeanieG_Colorado@reddit

Sometimes, I will scroll up on mean comments like all these. And I will wonder if someone is struggling their whole life with weight and bullied sees it. Then they realize how people feel about them and just take a bottle of pills. It's sad.
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mycurvywifelikesthis@reddit

It is really sad. I agree. If you're struggling with weight and depression because of it, then you shouldn't be opening up the thread of a fat person joke.
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JeanieG_Colorado@reddit

I'm not sad depressed or fat. But if I was, I'd probably open it out of curiosity. ✌️
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mycurvywifelikesthis@reddit

Then you're a self punishment type, much like you went through a joke thread about fat people and got offended about a fat joke. Even if you're not fat.
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JeanieG_Colorado@reddit

Asshole I read every joke that pops up. I guess youre the type that thinks a person shouldn't commen on how they truly feel. You can feel how you feel. Please let me have my own opinion. Please eeek Kindly fuck off .
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Writ_@reddit

Here here, how dare you not care how the imaginary suicidal people in my head feel!
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mycurvywifelikesthis@reddit

It's a joke thread. So take everything here as a joke..duh..and not the place to express your feelings. Definitely not the place to feel safe....Especially if you don't want to be roasted. You, soft feelings emotional emo retarded daddy issue waste of sperm.... yup..that's you. Again....it's a joke thread. If u can't take it, then don't comment. Otherwise, people will hurt you.... because you want to post some serious stuff about it affecting you.. And BTW..it's just words...your ok...nobody is really saying these things to your you're face. You pussy. Stop stressing out you little girl and I don't care what gender you are you're a girl a very tiny little girl. If you don't have a daddy, go find one. Obviously, nobody else told you how to grow one. But it's ok. You'll be fine Maybe
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Itsqara@reddit

The premise is as clear as it is, the subreddit name is as visible as can be, then why would you put yourself in a situation where you know it might trigger a reaction within you. Sure its hard to avoid sometimes but if your curiosity gets the better of you then your self-control might be more of an issue.
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JeanieG_Colorado@reddit

Look I'm not trying to argue with you or anyone. I just made a comment about how I feel about jokes that have human suffering in any way a punchline. It's just my unsolicited opinion. I'm not faulting you for yours . I have no problem with self control but am allowed my opinion. You are allowed yours ,
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Writ_@reddit

Look I’m just came to this Reddit that’s about jokes to remind people that I’m a compassionate soul and they’re jerks who are driving imaginary fat people to suicide. Why are people upset by this?
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Itsqara@reddit

Fair enough, no one's arguing with you. If I am expected to understand your PoV, i think you can be kind enough to entertain mine, just like the "folks who shall not be named" are at the sight of thicc buns.
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JeanieG_Colorado@reddit

✌️
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mycurvywifelikesthis@reddit

Then you're a self punishment type, much like you went through a joke thread about fat people and got offended about a fat joke. Even if you're not fat.
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crowdedconscience@reddit

You sonofabitch, I'm in.
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Malthus1@reddit

How can you be *sure*?
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JustGorejus_yo@reddit

Merica!? Or whatever..
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hackabilly@reddit

Welp, they better have brought enough for everyone
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Knight_Owls@reddit

Cake or death?
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jgsilber@reddit

At this rate, we’re going to run out of cake!
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DR_TOXIC_ZW@reddit

Diabetes
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NughtmareMoylan@reddit

What's the job?
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Affectionate-Ice6827@reddit

Just feed some burgers
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HRDBMW@reddit

What a Wimpy response....
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HRDBMW@reddit

Fat guy here: This checks out.
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Hani1969@reddit

You really shouldn’t make fun of fat people. They already have enough on their plates.
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mycurvywifelikesthis@reddit

They always tell me they can take it, give them another sausage.
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Johnny_Lang_1962@reddit

I'm a fat guy & never turn down blueberry pie or any pie come to think of it.
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mycurvywifelikesthis@reddit

You might be a fan of creampie LOL
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Mattwetdreams@reddit

Hell yes
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Separate-Chart5568@reddit

Not ok
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jonz2me@reddit

Fuck you! . . . . Where's my cake?
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UbuntuElphie@reddit

The cake is a lie
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Waitsfornoone@reddit

You've got the hang of it.
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Darkword1987@reddit

Where?
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BrooksWasHere47@reddit

Is it chocolate!?
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Educational-Sky467@reddit

Take doughnuts
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Terrible-Two-7928@reddit

Easy as pie.
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leegunter@reddit

Fat chance.
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NoDeputyOhNo@reddit

And how to find things and get the job done? Roll in flour and go for the wet spots.
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rollduptrips@reddit

This fat man approves of this joke
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Familiar_Pick_6956@reddit

The cake is a lie!
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Street-Background-10@reddit

My boo is fat and she hates cake🤷🏻
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camelthum@reddit

How big is the piece ? And is there a second piece ?
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Ezzmon@reddit

You had me in the first half not gonna lie.
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Beginning_Count_823@reddit

Of the cake? Lightweight....
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Ezzmon@reddit

No, I’m fat and hopeful. I also love cake.
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jj5names@reddit

Big Loving is Good Lovin !
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FootFolly@reddit

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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StrictNutmeg_Library@reddit

This would be a better joke if his homework was cake for home economics.
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Historical-Bird-2362@reddit

Just take her a box of chocolates haha.
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DaddysStare@reddit

Easy as pie.
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etopsirhc@reddit

as a fat person i can say that it has to be one hell of a piece of cake. like a german choclate cake covered in that almond frosting and with a nice raspberry filling. <homer\_drool.gif>
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iamlconquistador@reddit

Piece of cake!
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Acrobatic_Delay_653@reddit

Trade cake for pie
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JohnLef@reddit

It's true, however you slice it.
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uklenny@reddit

Wait till they find out "you can't have your cake and eat it!"
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Strict_Succotash8908@reddit

The bigger the pant’za , the easier the chance’za.
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Itsqara@reddit

Give them a positive tug in the right direction. With sudden change in center of gravity, they will fall head over heels for you.
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Euphoric-Research733@reddit

Call me Marie Antoinette the way i let them eat my cake
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whiskeytown79@reddit

I dunno. In my experience they're pretty hard to pick up.
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