crowdedconscience

• Biden just did what your dad couldn't.

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• What came before the big bang?

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• Why don’t mma fighters have sex the night before a fight?

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• What was Pinocchio’s favorite thing to play with?

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• Scientists have confirmed that the blue whale is the heaviest animal to ever live.

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• My wife and I just split up over a miscommunication.

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• My wife and I just split up over a dumb misunderstanding.

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• A guy walks into a bar in Italy and goes "can I get a shot?"

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• I went to the zoo the other day.

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• My buddy convinced me to join this group.

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• I started cooking recently and am trying to develop recipes inspired by classic rock music.

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• How do red heads masturbate?

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• What's the best way to pick up a baby?

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• Time flies like an arrow.

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• I love when street names or city names kind of match where you live.

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• Well, it's not just your love life that's DOA.

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• Yo mama so fat

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• I met a girl and thought she was down for a threesome.

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• Why did Bob Barker get banned from Bed Bath &Beyond?

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• I tried to make a joke about Dominos Pizza.

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• My therapist asked me what my abusive dad does all day.

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• My cousin was going on and on about how an onion is the only food that can make you cry without eating it.

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• Yesterday I bought a guitar made of chocolate.

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• What's a lawyer's favorite kind of BBQ?

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• I hacked a computer with my penis.

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