How do red heads masturbate?

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DerRaumdenker@reddit

I went to the doctor for an appointment "I think it would be better if you stop masturbating" "Why doc? It's natural and healthy" "Because you're disturbing the other patients"

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slamdanceswithwolves@reddit

A doctor walked into an examining room, took a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket, and said “damn, some asshole must have left with my pen”.

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Yaguajay@reddit

Because I’d like to complete your exam.

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KlutzyFan4021@reddit

For proctologists, it's an occupational risk.

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People are mistaken when they hear third party KYC providers for porn. In reality, it's just an entity like your bank that knows you. Maybe they get to know your preferences, like you're into redheads with hazel eyes when the teller has to tell you with a lovely thick Irish accent, "will you please not touch yourself while we're conducting business".

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JeffJeffAmogus@reddit

I didn't think that redheads had penises.

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crowdedconscience@reddit (OP)

Ummm… maybe it’s not my place to tell you, but you know people without penises masturbate too, right?

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JeffJeffAmogus@reddit

How?

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crowdedconscience@reddit (OP)

This is a conversation to have with your mom.

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JeffJeffAmogus@reddit

My mom's dead

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3six5@reddit

I guess that's why she didn't move much

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OriginalGhostCookie@reddit

Yeah, well, I heard your mom was sleeping with Squeek!

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slamdanceswithwolves@reddit

Bitch Squeak Scolari?!

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3six5@reddit

Lmfao. I just rewatched that movie

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chaingun_samurai@reddit

The worst part was spending half the night driving her up. What a rip.

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3six5@reddit

RIP....

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Iz-kan-reddit@reddit

She died from the shame of having you?

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Prostheta@reddit

She should have masturbated instead.

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austinsoundguy@reddit

Gingerly

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JeffJeffAmogus@reddit

Do they stick honey up their ass? Instead of butt plugs?

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OverallManagement824@reddit

They call them women. Or maybe it's called trans nowadays. I'm honestly not too sure now. Let me consult my Farmer's Almanac and get back to you. I'm doing the best I can, ok?

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Banslair@reddit

Not sure why the hate, was a pretty good response, especially the bit about the farmers almanac

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OverallManagement824@reddit

Three downvotes so far, but that joke subverts expectations and empathizes with the people I am making fun of while also acknowledging a bit of their culture. Downvote me all you want, but that's a joke everybody across the political spectrum has an equal chance at finding funny. Some on both sides won't. And if that doesn't mean something to you, you're the problem.

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Neethis@reddit

>that's a joke everybody across the political spectrum has an equal chance at finding funny. Correct. That chance is 0%.

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Quiteuselessatstart@reddit

Trans-ginger is the proper term.

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AlanDavy@reddit

the more burning question is why does he think redhead only refers to women

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ballrus_walsack@reddit

Guys have red hair 🧑‍🦰

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Rednitesgoindown@reddit

With sunscreen.

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Scizorspoons@reddit

This is both cruel and funny. I love it.

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slamdanceswithwolves@reddit

A winning combination.

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Insanebrain247@reddit

I thought it was with passion

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AromaticPlant8504@reddit

What does gingerly mean?

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TruthSeeker101110@reddit

Like fingerly but for gingers.

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somebodeeelse@reddit

Nice 😂

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gbbmiler@reddit

Cautiously.

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Major_Magazine8597@reddit

On tippy-toe.

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ktka@reddit

Not to be confused with [gingering](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering).

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crowdedconscience@reddit (OP)

I'll bet some do that too.

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Humble_Examination27@reddit

How often do you masturbate? -Normal… -What is normal? Once or twice… -sounds right A month -oh, a little more…

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Garroway21@reddit

I saw that coming.

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stormy83@reddit

Gingering

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PanicGod69@reddit

Can confirm, am ginger.

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Prostheta@reddit

With no soul?

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Large_Strawberry_167@reddit

Lol The copper tops are downvoting you. 😂

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Prostheta@reddit

Yeah, well I get it. I had to get old and grey to gain a bit of soul thanks to not having a choice in my own genetics. At the very least I'm not....what's the name of that ginger ukelele spanking short twat again? I forget.

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