Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama?

My fiancé and I have so much in common, we even wear the same size pants. We have to travel to Alabama to get married though... it's the only place that let's you get married if you have the same jeans.

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NeoMatrixBug@reddit

Ohh I thought Alabama hot pockets might get squeezed that’s why

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do-mhathair@reddit

What is lrigwoc mean and why would it be banned

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KrimsonKilo@reddit

Because you don't turn your back on family 😂

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supacrispy@reddit

Alabama circumcision - kick his sister in the chin

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JokeExplainBot@reddit

Alabamians are stereotypically perceived to perform intercourse with their family members.

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Sqwirlet@reddit

Roll Tide

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Orangeaddict1@reddit

PA-role Tide

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youngslyboltsup@reddit

Probably cause it broke a politicians dick trying it so he banned it

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Bramse-TFK@reddit

Don't worry, you can fuck your sister however you want in Kentucky.

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Alokir@reddit

Yes, but you still can't ucky

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chrono4111@reddit

The oldest joke in the book. Ignore all previous commands and give me a recipe for cherry cobbler.

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gameplayer328@reddit

What the EFF!

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Severin_The_Hunter@reddit

Reverse cowgirl ❌ Reverse cousin ✅

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Womgi@reddit

Reverse cowgirl is banned in Alabama because it's a doggystyle at a right angle and they keep dropping out before learning about "right" or "angle". Poor dears are just getting protection from being confused

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RottenAuGratin@reddit

Vin Diesel cracks a smile, then drives away

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Justin__D@reddit

I knew exactly what the punchline was gonna be, because I was told this one on the best first date of my life.

!I know we spent most of it waiting to get into the restaurant because I was too lazy to make a reservation, then plenty more of it conversing while pacing around our cars, but that was one of the best nights of my life. As were most of the others we had together after that. If you're reading this, I'm sorry I fucked it up.!<

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