Metrix145@reddit
Because women aren't real. He's having sex with a man. Fake and gay as they say.
Metrix145
Anon's girlfriend won't stop farting
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Look at this anon eating beans!
Posted by 9191919919191191@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Reference to the this n eating beans meme
Anon tests if he's gay, ends up more confused than ever
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Metrix145@reddit
Anon is a disturbed individual with a history of childhood trauma. Real and Gay unfortunately.
Anon’s last day at gym
Posted by Frustrated_Goat2@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Metrix145@reddit
I'd say the word but the powers above would smite me into smitherines
Anon is French
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Metrix145@reddit
https://preview.redd.it/23ld5ipfnlwg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8209317dd536ecbc3df59fa604872e48638a83c3
anon needs mommy gf
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Metrix145@reddit
Eh, at least you two are happy. Not much to say for the rest of us.
A guilty sentence
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Metrix145@reddit
Fool. Your earthy possessions do not matter after you die.
Communism as a form of cancer
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Metrix145@reddit
He's keeling over within the next 10 years. Old, fat and likely did a ton of coke during his years as a business man.
Anon gets laid
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Metrix145@reddit
You were erect before?
Anon Goons A Bit
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Metrix145@reddit
Also you are much more likely to die from some type of freak accident than a deathbed, You WILL cum in your pants after choking on a peanut and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
Arcueid Brunestud from Tsukihime
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Metrix145@reddit
That could have been me. how glorious would that be
We need to hook Gaben up to the Golden Throne so he can power the Steam Machine
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 168 comments
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Repost bot
The old guard
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a dealer does not get high on his own supply
Man knows his worth
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 50 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Haha I'm shagging you both
The effects of the internet
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 162 comments
Metrix145@reddit
The main demographic online were still millennials at the time as they were in their 20s and early 30s.
Anon Feels Ripped Off
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Metrix145@reddit
It is already happening though. Top earners inflate earning even more to attract women to OF.
Anon has a way with women
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Metrix145@reddit
I am also in this comment section
Anon plays his sister's hamster
Posted by Bukakke_Hokage@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 50 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Not bait. This is real. I'm the hamster and currently in this guy's ass.
How the turn tables…
Posted by Own-Situation-9206@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 150 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Moron took the picture and stayed there
Anon is not a fish.
Posted by WadieXkiller@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 114 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Be gay fish
Anon has guests
Posted by bartholomewjohnson@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Metrix145@reddit
You know this incredibly well if you're from the balkans.
Anon makes due without internet
Posted by Otherwise_Winner_587@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 13 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Hold on, the dick in my ass was put there willingly.
Anon on Pizza.
Posted by retardinho23@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 255 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Ride into 13 pregnant hyenas Roblox experience
Anon greentextslop.
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Metrix145@reddit
Good thing I'm a fat piggie
Anon finds a gay
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Metrix145@reddit
Couldn't be more wrong
Daddy's girl
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Metrix145@reddit
Fruck you and your grandma bro
Anon is a noob.
Posted by retardinho23@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 45 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Humble bragging ahh
Femanon falls for the psyop
Posted by StickyLoner4404@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 157 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Still hot as hell. Fuck man, I'm so desperate these days haha.
boy does it snow today....
Posted by antek_g_animations@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 5 comments
Metrix145@reddit
And what came of it? They didn't even have a fall guy.
Anon is Russian and Delusional.
Posted by No_Cheetah_8863@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 201 comments
Metrix145@reddit
If the last five years taught me anything, it's that things will always find a way to be worse.
Anon is Russian and Delusional.
Posted by No_Cheetah_8863@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 201 comments
Metrix145@reddit
\*it will.
Casual vs competitive
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 89 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Writers forget that there are reasons for stereotypes and racism in general beyond simple "they aren't ehm, white.."
Anon's car
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Metrix145@reddit
Škoda mentioned hell yeah
Actual Kek
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 74 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Some of our parents wanted us to suffer.
One must imagine anon happy
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Virgo sum
Anon is a very special boy
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Metrix145@reddit
If only I could derive pleasure from how much they're fucking me
Might makes right
Posted by TheBasedEmperor@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 169 comments
Metrix145@reddit
And yes, u/justaBB6 . My dick does swing in the wind but I like it.
Might makes right
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Metrix145@reddit
Let me pose another question. What has happened to stop the high and mighty from just continuing what they do best?
Might makes right
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Metrix145@reddit
The fish has no concept of water
Might makes right
Posted by TheBasedEmperor@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 169 comments
Metrix145@reddit
Because it's objectively correct. Might makes right. It's entirely irrelevant if he wins or not.
Forgot to post this one
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Metrix145@reddit
yes chuddley, it doesn't matter if it supports something I don't agree with
Forgot to post this one
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Metrix145@reddit
Turkey tom has what is seemingly verifiable info, which aligns pretty well with what was said overall. So I'll stick to that narrative until proven otherwise.
Anon is short
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Metrix145@reddit
Looks matter more tbh. Unless you're under like 5'2. I'm 6'0 exactly but somewhere between 2-3 (you can tell).
/fit/ anon starts rolling
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Metrix145@reddit
It's the number at the end of your reply iirc (haven't been on 4chan in years)
Artificial intelligence doesn't function in games in this manner.
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Metrix145@reddit
This hole was MADE FOR ME
Anon is Cotton Hill
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Metrix145@reddit
all it takes is one sleeper cell and you are donezo
Anon has a Sunburn
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at least he laid on the right side and didn't get sunburn on his willy
Russian annonette has rizz.
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Brother if I use any of those words, my account will get deleted.
Russian annonette has rizz.
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Metrix145@reddit
can gooner fantasy posts be banned ? this is just someones fetish on display
just a normal 4chan moment
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Metrix145@reddit
No one brings a working machine to the repair man. Consider a different career path,