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Puzzleheaded_Door484@reddit

Gf is probably the worst person in the story other than the molester, accusing his bf of being gay because he got molested

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Razor-Swisher@reddit

What did the random hookup or gf do lmao?

I mean okay if the gf already knew about the diddling then yeah actually

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616659@reddit

I don't even understand what is going on

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Unless there is stuff anon isn't telling us he is NOT one day away from being a pedo, it seems like he has full control over his actions and even under the influence of drugs you generally don't fully loose control

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

It’s not about drugs. What happened to him in childhood messed up his sexual preferences. If he doesn’t control those urges and acts on them with a child, he becomes a pedo.

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_Afinef_@reddit

When you get to be My age you can spot the gal an gay from a mile away

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SpaceBug176@reddit

You mfs censor swear words like your life depend on it, but then do this shit to stuff you should actually censor.

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YourLocalSnitch@reddit

Whats supposed to be censored here?

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neuralcalcification@reddit

The text is making anon feel things he doesn't like, so he doesn't want to look at it.

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AI_Slopper@reddit

This is how I feel about my penis.

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CaloricDumbellIntake@reddit

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GuerillaGandhi@reddit

Just search for "BME pain olympics". Hope that helps:)

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

He saw balls in the pic, so I went back to check the original image and it is just a seam. He is still not convinced and says it is the outline, but the underwear is not even on the crotch, it is on the thigh. It is all his imagination.

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arielif1@reddit

i think he means the image should be more than just scribbled over... especially in white lol

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SpaceBug176@reddit

The photo...

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

If I left it uncensored, I’d probably get a 3-day ban for CSAM.

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SpaceBug176@reddit

MF IM SAYING YOU DIDN'T CENSOR IT RIGHT I CAN LITERALLY SEE THAT FELLA'S BALLS

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I went back to check the original image, and it’s not his balls, it’s just the seam of his underwear.

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SpaceBug176@reddit

...no shit. It's white, of course its his underwear. I was saying that its the outline.

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Tonberry_Cheesecake@reddit

Really must have zoomed in there, huh pal?

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

His underwear isn’t even on his crotch, it’s on his thigh. That’s just your imagination running wild, bro.

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The_Junton@reddit

You see what u wanna see lmao

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

The photo is censored more than enough to be unintelilligible unless you are analysing it for detail.

Why are *you looking at the photo so closely?

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SonicTh66@reddit

Everything following >be me

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Tr1LL_B1LL@reddit

What a horrible conclusion of a fake and gay post..

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Super_Sankey@reddit

mfs?

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WhatTheFlox@reddit

Pretty sure its the short way of typing "Mother Fuckers"

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HereIsACasualAsker@reddit

what's to censor here? please explain.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I play it safe since he looks young in the pic. Already got a 3-day CSAM ban once, even though it got overturned.

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Metrix145@reddit

Anon is a disturbed individual with a history of childhood trauma. Real and Gay unfortunately.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

The story lines up a bit too well to brush off as fake. Childhood trauma can seriously mess with someone long-term, and he seems stuck dealing with the fallout, but at least he has a girlfriend.

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Rakhered@reddit

Nah you don't just take a stab at "riding'" on a whim. That requires literal training so you don't, uh, cause anything to rip.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

He's "not disgusted by gay stuff," which covers a wide range.

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VanicFanboy@reddit

OP this is clearly you that wrote this story, given how badly you want people to analyse it

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SpaceBug176@reddit

"I believe MatPat is going to enjoy this 👀"

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Familiar_East_1364@reddit

Assuming she knows his history, she seems quite insensitive.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

Anon seems deeply troubled, shaped by childhood trauma. It feels real, and he is struggling to accept what it means, but at least he has a girlfriend.

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Catboy_rawr@reddit

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An_Ellie_@reddit

Picrel?

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I looked up the tags for that doujinshi for you, so yeah, pic related.

![anal intercourse], [kodomo doushi (Sexual activity between children)], [males only], [shotacon], [spanking], [yaoi], [unusual pupils], [ahegao], [crying], [sweating], [rape]!<

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CallReaper@reddit

You know what? It's my fault for clicking ✌️🫩

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OneWithFireball@reddit

On one hand, it's my fault for unhiding this.

On the other...

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An_Ellie_@reddit

Oh. I thought it would be something cute and/or hot it's just paedo shit

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Numerous_Worry_6306@reddit

Okay dude what the actual FUCK this one is just weird

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theceure@reddit

Cope level can not be expressed in any language of this world.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

Reddit compression ruined it. I enlarged the image before uploading this time, so it should be clearer.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

Reddit compression ruined it.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

Reddit compression ruined it. It looks fine on PC.

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ItsCocoaPowder@reddit

Anon getting r###ed as a child led to him being a pdf. He needs to go to a psychiatrist or a mental health professional asap because this is a dangerous situation to others & himself.

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PillarOfWamuu@reddit

This guy NEEDS therapy. What he went through is traumatic and needs to get help. T

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RymrgandsDaughter@reddit

https://i.redd.it/wdrk926113zg1.gif

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--SharkBoy--@reddit

This is a disgusting and hopefully fake story

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bstone99@reddit

I don’t even understand 75% of the words used in it so I’m gonna go with extremely fake and ultra gay

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maicii@reddit

Fr what the fuck is nat 20?

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Azathoth_The_Wraith@reddit

Natural 20 : Reference to DnD where 20 is the highest you can roll on a die

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Yeseylon@reddit

Nah, the way it's written tracks. Folks who get molested as kids are more likely to end up repeating the cycle.

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rokomotto@reddit

You don't have to be gay to be a prodigy at sucking dick. Just like how Beethoven was a great musician despite his hearing loss.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

You forgot to mention he’s also a great RIDERRR, and since he has a girlfriend, he’s probably decent with his saber too.

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Gaybulge@reddit

I have a suspicion as to what this might be a reference to...

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

"People die if they are killed"

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rokomotto@reddit

We get it OP you wanna get some of that action from Anon too ;)

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Yeseylon@reddit

Honestly, it's not even that hard if you have a dick too. Just play with the parts you like played with.

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TearOpenTheVault@reddit

If a 4chan post doesn’t start with some version of ‘I am straight’ can it truly be gay?

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OneWithFireball@reddit

I crave the taste of a gun barrel.

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Sharp-Theory-9170@reddit

This is the fakest and the gayest thread I've seen so far

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I’ll probably get downvoted, but I don’t think he’s gay if he couldn’t even get it up. Still, he got screwed over twice in life, and then literally too.

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r4o2n0d6o9@reddit

He’s real for trying it and realizing it isn’t for him

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_heidin@reddit

What can be straightest than having proved your straightness?

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Vinyl-addict@reddit

Nah this is real and gay as fuck

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Yeseylon@reddit

Technically not gay, but pedo

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HierarchyLogic@reddit

it can be gay and pedo

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FunnyP-aradox@reddit

In that case it's bi and pedo

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ReplyAfraid7913@reddit

Bi-pedol, get it?

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I’ll probably get downvoted for this, but I don’t think he’s gay if he couldn’t even get it up. Still, he got screwed over twice in life, and then literally too… maybe even thrice.

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BRUSDHDFhd@reddit

fake: Anon's story gay: Anon

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pepitobuenafe@reddit

Are you new here?

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Sharp-Theory-9170@reddit

Please enlighten my day with something even more aggressively gay than this shit

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pepitobuenafe@reddit

Quick example https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/XDyMYAL2vZ

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Sharp-Theory-9170@reddit

I think my gayometer says this is still slightly gayer

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ktsb@reddit

it's not just my fault for having eyes some of the fault is my parents for teaching me to read

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PomegranateHot9916@reddit

what a weird story to make up

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SuspiciousPine@reddit

Somehow the only part I believe is anon being a pedo

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Shibari_Inu69@reddit

“Ride him” 💀

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Impossible_Arrival21@reddit

CUB RIDERRRRR

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FloatingHamHocks@reddit

Bottom bottom.

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TheTreeDemoknight@reddit

Fake: Anon had sex

Gay: Anon has fantasies about fucking a dude

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ChadPowers200_@reddit

I remember being wasted in key west and these gay dudes came up and hit on me. I'm like bro im not gay and hes like how do you know if you never tried it. My semi blacked out genius brain said, are you a cannibal? he goes no, i go how do you know you haven't tried it. He just looked at me kinda offended and walked away

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Yeseylon@reddit

This reads like a greentext.

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Uniq_Eros@reddit

This reads like an imaginary conversation in the shower after running away from some aggressive gay guys.

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arielif1@reddit

Wow, what a surprise, someone that was raped as a child has a complicated relationship with sexuality and childhood.

That aside, what kind of psychopath jokes about their boyfriend/girlfriend having a crush on their childhood molester? who the fuck does that?

Anyways, I know my first sentence sounds like i'm joking about the situation, but it really is tragic. I wish nothing but therapy and recovery on OP. God, I hope whatever passes for therapists nowadays have a way to deal with situations like this.

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McNuggetAQL@reddit

Jesus Christ.

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CrayonWithdrawal@reddit

Unrelated but reddits image encryption is so arse that when i zoom in image gets blurrier

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lutteni@reddit

I might be too innocent for this greentext, what does "cub" mean in this context?

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KennKennyKenKen@reddit

What's Nat 20

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heavyPacket@reddit

It’s like a gay nerd term, like super gay nerds who play dungeons and dragons, they say “nat 20” when they win the rights to own the sex slave twink for a round.

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maicii@reddit

How the fuck does anon know that at least he is gay af

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FunnyP-aradox@reddit

It's like a bear but younger (from what i can get from the story, probably minor)

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

From WikiHow: someone who’s chubby or thick and has relatively little body hair.

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Champomi@reddit

Thank you OP for searching up all the words for us! I'm definitely not googling an unknown word from a greentext with that kind of picrel and written by someone who reads shota lol

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Yeseylon@reddit

Good chance OP didn't look it up. Any guy who bangs other dudes should know cub, twink, otter, bear, etc. The scary possibility is the other meaning of cub - basically loli/shota but furries. Be careful when searching.

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lutteni@reddit

Yeah I've heard of bear but cub got me a bit scared there with the implications

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I swear I just learned this word, and I also didn’t know it could mean loli/shota!

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I swear I just learned this word.

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Hyperversum@reddit

Otter was new to me, thank God I am not gay I guess

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I think it means fat.

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jonatna@reddit

"Heh you probably have a crush on the guy who molested you." What? why would you date someone who teases you about that?

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Malvastor@reddit

Doesn't say the girlfriend actually knows about the guy molesting anon.

But also if anon still hands around his molester enough that it looks like a crush, he's clearly bad at distancing himself from people.

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maicii@reddit

Maybe he molested him while they were like 11 and 5 something like that? Not that it makes it better but if you are now 30 and 35 or whatever you might have forgave him.

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idont_know@reddit

Anon cheated on his gf

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Wiinterfang@reddit

The fuck did I just read.

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UcHiHa_0bIt0@reddit

yeah I don't get it 🙂

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No-Section-4385@reddit

pdf confirmed.

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GoldenIceCat@reddit (OP)

I thought "cub" meant a chubby guy, but someone said it can also refer to loli/shota in furry slang, so… Schrodinger's pedo?

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StandardN02b@reddit

Mom said it's my turn to post the cat.

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3darkdragons@reddit

literally is tho. In old world speak we'd call this black magic or demons. We've merely been gaslit out of the terms. God bless the schizophrenics who see the patterns and bring the knowledge back into the yoke. Their "hallucinations" would be more positive if they we're treated like the shaman's they are.

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zj--@reddit

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spirac@reddit

Yeah yeah code please

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Drakekanye@reddit

Every time i scroll my feed its just gay gay gay from greentext. Is that the only shit that gets posted on 4chan?

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Quick-Scratch2691@reddit

Just post the cat and this

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wimpetta@reddit

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Zalar01@reddit

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MisterGoo@reddit

The fuck is « nat20 » ????

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Yeseylon@reddit

Wait, how are you on the Internet without every interacting with Dungeons and Dragons?

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MisterGoo@reddit

Are you asking me how I’m on the internet not interacting with a real-life RPG? Maybe the answer is that I’m not a teenager (but when I was, there was not internet).

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