Anon is short
Posted by Inside_Artichoke_633@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 69 comments
Posted by Inside_Artichoke_633@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 69 comments
onarainyafternoon@reddit
Are anons being serious when they try to say being short is even slightly like this?
Thin_General_8594@reddit
I'm an average, like 6-7/10 dude who's 5'5 and life is literally just normal.... At most my coworkers will tease me for my height if I can't reach something like once a month- no partner I've had has ever cared... Besides, why would I want to be with someone who judges on height?
These anons just fucking cope
RickThiCisbih@reddit
6-7/10 is in the “not bad looking” to “good looking” range. The scale goes something like this:
1 - perfectly bad looking
2 - professionally bad looking
3 - objectively bad looking
4 - bad looking
5 - not good looking
6 - not bad looking
7 - good looking
8 - objectively good looking
9 - professionally good looking
10 - perfectly good looking
I don’t think height’s such a big deal for any man between 5’4” and 6’ since roughly 50% of the global population falls between those ranges. It’s just that 80% of guys lie about their height, giving people the impression that the distribution is skewed closer to 6’ than it really is.
OutrageousOcelot9680@reddit
Try being 5'2
Metrix145@reddit
Looks matter more tbh. Unless you're under like 5'2. I'm 6'0 exactly but somewhere between 2-3 (you can tell).
JennBones@reddit
I would go further and say financial security and competence plays a bigger role, seconded by personality (which is frankly unquantifiable but mostly must rest on a mixture of being calm and agreeable while having the ability to managhe one's emotions), but some people are sexually attracted to objects so who the fuck knows
BlueLaserCommander@reddit
You know exactly the joke that comes here
Z3M7@reddit
I'm a brown guy who's a little more than 5'11 and 6/10 in looks. It's over for me because of heightflation and shit.
Slip_Snake@reddit
This is the cope they speak of in the Bible.
AdmyralAkbar@reddit
67
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Killing myself
ur_moms_boy-toy@reddit
If you can reach the rope.
ForumsDwelling@reddit
🫳🫴
soiboi64@reddit
The real answer to how life is, it's not a man hating competitive hell hole in the world like 4chan and reddit says. Everyone is normal. I know an ugly guy that's average height who has a 10/10 gf for like 5 years. No one cares, it's all in anons head
OutrageousOcelot9680@reddit
It is
captain_sadbeard@reddit
The manlet complex is a self-fulfilling prophecy
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
People like to blame things they can’t change (like height) so that they have an excuse not to improve on the 99 other things they can change.
It’s like when overweight people blame their genes instead of changing their eating habits.
ReturnRadio@reddit
It is in their twisted perception
Z3M7@reddit
Yes manlets even in first world countries literally have it worse than the average citizen of Sudan.
EthernalForADay@reddit
5'5 (167cm) here. Happily married and doing just fine. Prior to marriage I don't remember being without a girlfriend for longer than a few months at a time since I turned 15 or so.
No, I'm not from a place where there are a lot of short men, I think I only ever met a few men my height or shorter, outside of my family. Though most of my gfs were shorter than me, most women are where I'm from, so it's mostly just that there aren't that many taller girls to begin with.
So yeah, I'd say OP likely has way worse issues about them besides their height. Not to say that even trying to seriously blame your lack of romantical success on something you literally cannot change is a red flag within itself, if not just useless overall. What next? Chads stealing all your potential partners? All women exclusively hating you for no reason?
IrinaNekotari@reddit
In my friend group (I know, I know, sampling yadda yadda) the two most popular with the ladies are the bald one and the smallest one (168 cm, that's ... 5'5 ?). Anon's just a little pussy
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Based Ollie PFP
CelDidNothingWrong@reddit
What does wristmogged mean?
C_umputer@reddit
It's another dumb thing to be insecure about, just move on and be happy with life
infiniteyeet@reddit
Why would you be happy with a shit life?
BilleyBong@reddit
When people put their fingers around your wrist because it's skinny
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
To be mogged is to be outdone, especially in terms of looks, so the prefix is just specifying on what metric they've been outdone. He's saying his wrists are skinnier than even teenage girls.
im-not-gay-dad@reddit
teenage girls have girthier wrists than OP
Treshimek@reddit
Probably so skinny that bro is literally bone.
twotokers@reddit
you know i’ve never really thought about until right now, but in my 17 years of drug use, i’ve only ever bought drugs from white guys.
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
maybe because you live in Sweden?
thermitethrowaway@reddit
He said "ever" not "never"
twotokers@reddit
Unfortunately not, Chicago and Los Angeles. Which makes it even more bizarre.
soiboi64@reddit
That's a long time to be doing drugs. Pot isn't illegal so it's not really a drug right?
twotokers@reddit
Who said anything about pot?
Acceptable_Willow276@reddit
If you're doing coke or MDMA it makes sense to come from a white guy
twotokers@reddit
More of a blues, ketamine, GHB, xanax kind of guy. Maybe some crack every now and then on a special occasion.
kpingvin@reddit
Would that increase the chances really?
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
You are a racist I guess
SmoothPimp85@reddit
6'8'' Tyrone
I knew it
iGodzilla_x@reddit
Definitely the gay part of the post
AussieSilly@reddit
Mfw
Lukester___@reddit
Orange for Halloween
AussieSilly@reddit
Makes more sense I’m sorry im stupid lol
Lukester___@reddit
Not stupid, I just found out from a different post 10 minutes ago
Silent_Titan88@reddit
I take it the text is red?
aaron_the_doctor@reddit
What's the difference?......
wild-wiesel@reddit
The text isn’t green.
aaron_the_doctor@reddit
: 0
zweii29@reddit
Op is color blind
fibericon@reddit
My mom is taller than my dad. The literal fact that I exist at all means anon is a moron.
JoeyPlaysSomeGame@reddit
I’m 5’6 and my life is literally normal, although I’m in Australia so maybe we’re just short here
mandrewsf@reddit
Just inflate your height by a few inches like Ben "5'9" Shapiro or even our President himself.
Here's "6'3" Trump with 5'11 Xi
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
When I was taking care of my grandfather he would always say he’s 5’10 when asked his height, which is just so funny, because I’m 5’6 and I was taller than him😂
Apocalypseistheansw@reddit
Even Xi may have lied about his height
uSinful@reddit
we out here getting slapped around by raindrops like ants 🤘🥲
EngineStraight@reddit
if someone that doesnt like you would be interested in you if you were taller and no other changes then they're really not a person you should be sad about
i set my height as 5'11 on dating apps even though im 6'3 just to avoid that type of people
SpectrewithaSchecter@reddit
If you’re a fucking uncharismatic weirdo, you’re not gonna get any girls even if you’re 6’7+, Ive seen short guys, bald guys and fat guys pull plenty of girls, they were also all either smart, funny, interesting, confident or a combination of all those things.
Doru1_Art@reddit
im 6'4 and ive never held hands with a girl in a romantic way stop making height as an excuse. even worse because only women which I find attractive have to be close to my height/tall which is almost impossible. I wish I was shorter.
zorrozwoelf@reddit
Yep 6 foot 4 too and never had a gf at 25 lmao
Doru1_Art@reddit
its over for us
AnimeAssClapper@reddit
As a short guy myself, I'm fucking done with all these whining bitches who keep complaining just because women have preferences.
DickManning@reddit
The mines always need more short kings anon. Fulfill your true purpose and dwarf max
ponzidreamer@reddit
Do they make them that short?
YoungDiscord@reddit
"Stop being mysogynistic"
Hmmm yes its definitely anon's height that's the problem here
LasyKuuga@reddit
Femboymaxx anon a lot of girls are into that now
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
Probably a good thing overall that ugly and disenfranchised people don't have children. Don't want to give them the ugly. Unless your purpose is for yourself to be happy
Maybe it would be a good thing to accept that you are wicked and that God hates you, and that its all your fault that you are ugly, and work from there? Accept that you don't deserve "goodness" like your "betters" and eat the shit sandwich life gives you and be thankful that there isn't glass in there too.
I mean it is what it is, maybe next time try not to be born deaf, dumb, and blind. Your fault. I'm hoping that if you eat enough shit you'll like the taste and beg your "betters" for more. The world would be a great place if people could just like eating shit sandwiches. But alas I do not think we are in such a universe.
It is what it is, consequence of being a bit smaller than God (or whatever facsimile your inclined to), now if you don't mind me I have some shit sandwiches to eat.
MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit
You met a 6'8" irish drug dealer?
Il-Luppoooo@reddit
So it all worked out in the end