Anon’s last day at gym
Posted by Frustrated_Goat2@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Posted by Frustrated_Goat2@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 39 comments
dark-prelate@reddit
Man went looking for copper and found gold and is upset
yeetthisaccount445@reddit
Local spaniard finds platinum, disappointed its not gold.
thr33beggars@reddit
Anon isn’t upset. He said he’s not going back because he was only going to the gym to find a lady with nuts and he found her. Mission accomplished, now he can spend his time sucking that girl cock.
Zyklobs@reddit
Or maybe her balls were much larger intimitading anon and causing him to cede territory. Similiar to crabs and their claw size when fighting over territory with eachother.
Ok_Toe7278@reddit
Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.
DasToyfel@reddit
He's jealous her balls were bigger than his.
Sweaty_Ad_1332@reddit
This has been reposted constantly and all the bots in the comments are repeating the same jokes. Dead internet theory is real, huh?
nEwBiEKC@reddit
Can you prove you're not a bot?🤔
Metrix145@reddit
I'd say the word but the powers above would smite me into smitherines
Sweaty_Ad_1332@reddit
Le epic trollface
MondayBorn@reddit
I prefer some testosterone in my spotters
According_Try_9818@reddit
Women can't provide me with my "Brotein" after workout anyway.
MrEvan312@reddit
After? What happened to in-flight refueling?
bittercripple6969@reddit
Just gotta make sure the boom is lined up.
According_Try_9818@reddit
I tend to clench up on the bench. Won't do the same mistake twice.
Had to look for a new gym bro.
MrEvan312@reddit
There are no mistakes, only happy little accidents.
Armored_Guardian@reddit
If you can do 8 reps you don’t need a spotter. Just know when to quit and don’t use clips
starberryslay@reddit
when I first saw this post yesterday I thought "I'm never going back" was like "I tried this flavor of apple and I'm never going back"
TONewbies@reddit
This shit was posted so recently it's still on the same page.
xcorinthianx@reddit
But... That's the dream
skyzm_@reddit
You see what you want to see
power899@reddit
Fake: Anon doesn't go to the gym.
Gay: See above.
Jaruxius@reddit
looks up: balls
YarrowBeSorrel@reddit
Gay: anon goons so hard he doesn’t know what labia look like and confuses it with scrotal sack because all he focuses on is the man.
Strict_Space_1994@reddit
If a woman agrees to spot you, she’s a man. If a woman does anything altruistic in general, she’s a man.
Babki123@reddit
As always , it takes a man to be the best woman
Boba0514@reddit
- Bruce Jenner
- Wayne Gretzky
- Micheal Scott
maracujas_amarelos@reddit
Lol true, but just for that comment, in Brazil you could be jailed for "misogynism" without the possibility of bail under a recent law. I wish I was joking...
Also, for any legal intents and purposes that "true" was a typo and I actually meant "false" and how dare you!
Squawnk@reddit
Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit
If a woman actually loves you she a....... man!
Boris7939@reddit
Fake: Anon claims he didn't know she was trans.
Gay: Anon looked at her balls.
Inevitable_Local_366@reddit
Fake: anon goes to the gym
Gay: stares at another persons balls
EarthTrash@reddit
Fake. Anon went to the gym
Gay. Anon is thinking about lady balls
kiddrekt@reddit
Which gym? Asking for a friend.
thotpatrolactual@reddit
Damn, I should start going to the gym.
The_Bloofy_Bullshark@reddit
Well, where else is she supposed to store the pee?
Nekroin@reddit
What's the problem
TheRicFlairDrip@reddit
Anon means hes not going from the back and instead wants them to go from the back because he likes getting topped
Extension_Being5308@reddit
anon couldve made friends and still fucks it up even when nothing happens